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Friday, July 06, 2007

Sign Spinners....

Something caught my attention today.... Have you ever seen anything like this before....?! I doubt it, i don't think you did ha-ha....! Unless you'are living in the U.S. of course....!


I was browsing through the web today looking for something interesting to read when i accidentally found an intriguing word from one of the articles i was reading talking about kid's working in the streets of america particularly in california, it reads as " Sign Spinners "....


I was wondering what a sign spinner is and what they do, so i went to google and start searching for some images.... Still i wasn't satisfied with what i saw so i went-out to u-tube and luckily i found this video of one of those spinners.... It's awsome....!



Who would ever thought that you can do tricks like this with a sign-board ha-ha....! Ang alam ko kasi, si Jackie Chan lang gumagawa ng mga ganito na mga stunts sa movies nya....! These stunt kids must have had suffered a lot of nose breaking lip bleedin pains before stepping up to this level of skills....! Hanep....!



The main objective here is to catch as much attentions as possible with all these fantastic moves and amazing antics.... Astig di ba....?!


Though they're being banned in some areas due to motorist distraction.... New aspiring spinners are still continuously spending hours and hours of rugged and rigid tranings a day just to gain what it takes to be a professional sign spinner.... Panoorin nyo na lang ang video at talagang astig to matutuwa kayo....!


How can i describe this kind of job? SUPER WALASTIK ha-ha....! (are you considering a change of career Peng....?) Nope, thank you very much....! This is absolutely not my cup of tea he-he....!

One on one with Mr. Bender....

PEPE-RAZZI

Good news soccer fans, soccer star David beckham is going-koalas wooohooo....! The english superstar will play a one-off game in Australia with his new club Los Angeles Galaxy in november....


FFA said Beckham's galaxy would play Australian A-League side Sydney FC at Sydney Olympic Stadium on november 27, in what will be the first appearance outside North America for US Major League Soccer's star signing.


So armed with my customized Pepe-razzi Microphone, designed to lure the monkeys este the celebrities pala ay binisita natin si idol....!


If we are lucky enough today, maybe we can get some words from the man himself.... And just as i've thought, he's heading this way teka lang ha....

Pepe - Mr. Bender ( taken from "bend it like Beckham" ) excuse is me sir, sir....! My name is Pepe from Oz po...!

Mr. Bender - Hey, how's things hanging there Pepe from Oz....?

Pepe - Hanging?.... Like the da-ing? And the saging?.... Let's talk about soccer muna bago pagkain okay lang po ba sa inyo idol sir?

Mr. Bender - Sure, ikaw bahala Pepe from Oz.... Kick that ball....!

Pepe - Nakuw! At maalam rin palang kayong managalog tapos pinaikot-ikot nyo pa mga mata ko dyan kanina....! Nagpuyat pa naman ako sa kapapraktis kagabi....!

Mr. Bender - Ikaw dyan, inunahan mo naman kasi ako e....! Alangan namang pa-aawat ako sa'yo e nananalaytay yata ang inglis na sabaw sa mga kasukasuan ko....!

Pepe - Anyways Mr.Bender, ano po ba'ng technique ang gamit nyo dun sa bend it like beckham nyo na tira? Galing nyo dun a....!

Mr. Bender - A yun ba? Hindi technique tawag dun, talagang naka-chamba lang ako dun kasi wala silang makuhang mahusay na bantay kaya kahit yung duling ay pinalaro pa nila....! Tuloy, kaliwa tira ko sa kanan naman ang dive nya he-he....!

Pepe - Ganun po ba? Pero talagang po'ng HERO kayo dun sa bansa nyo, katunayan nyan ay ipinangalan pa sa'yo yung malaking wall clock ba yun sa may likod bahay ni aling Queeny....! Ano nga tawag nila dun, ah...."Big Bend" pala he-he!

Mr. Bender - Oo nga ha-ha! Ang talas ng pang-amoy mo Pepe from Oz a! Pero muntik pa nga akong masingitan dun ni Rowan Atkinson (a.k.a Mr. Bean) kaya akala ko tuloy noon ay magiging "Big Bean" ang pangalan nun....!

Pepe - Maiba nga pala ako Mr. B, tungkol dun sa paiba-ibang hair style nyo, ano ba talaga kuya kent yu meyk-ap yur brain ba....?! Tsaka ano po bang parlor ang sponsor nyo at talagang seryoso kayong masyado dun sa mga hair style ads nyo a....? Pwede po ba naming malaman?

Mr. Bender - Yun ba? Wala yun, gusto ko lang talaga na maging unique and one and only hair style ko in town, kaya lang palagi na lang ginagaya ng mga fans style ng buhok ko kaya binabago ko palagi so ngayon wala na akong maisipang style kaya pinakalbo ko na lang muna.... Ang hindi ko pa talaga nasubukan ay yung hair style ni baby spice ng spice girls, minsan susubukan ko nga yun....!

Pepe - Alam nyo Mr. B, ang hindi ko lang talaga maintindihan ay kung bakit pagkatapos na makagawa ng points ang mga players ng soccer ay itinatakip nila sa mukha ang t-shirts nila! Bakit nga ba ganun Mr. Bender sir?

Mr. Bender - Yun ang tinatawag naming sa soccer terms na B.O. check.... Normally kasi ay yayakapin ka ng ka-team mates mo after ng score so nakakahiya naman kung amoy kilikili ka during those moments di ba? Kaya check ka muna bago payakap.... Yun naman mga players na tuloy tuloy ang takbo pagkatapos ng B.O. check, yun ang mga amoy kilikili na players kaya ayaw payakap sa ka-team mates he-he!

Pepe - Ah yun pala yun....! Now i know why the carabao can't fly! Mabuti na yung clear di po ba? Para best plen tayo....!

Mr. Bender - Yung mga referees naman ay may tinatawag din na temperature check, kapag nag-foul ang isang player may pinapakita ang referee na red or yellow cards, na-noticed mo ba yun Pepe from Oz?

Pepe - Ah oo nakita ko yun madalas, ano nga pala yun Mr. B....!

Mr. Bender - Yung mga referees naglalagay ng temper meter cards o heat sensors sa kilikili at kung red and result ay ibig sabihin galit na galit sila so out ang player nyan, kung yellow naman ay medyo nagtatampo lang kaya pwede pa ulit maglaro until such time na makakuha pa sila ulit ng another yellow card which only means na double tampo na si ref kaya out side the kulambo na ang player....!

Pepe - Mr. Bender, gusto ko pa sana kayong tanungin kaya lang tinatawag yata kayo nung ale'ng Anorexic na nasa may likuran natin kanina pa....! Yun po ba si Mrs. Bender a.k.a. skinny spice este Posh Spice pala? Maspayat pala sya sa personal ano, aninag ko na skeletal system nya....! (ngatog!) Takot ako....!

Mr. Bender - Ha-ha....! A oo, medyo tumaba na nga sya ngayon.... Sabi ko kasi sa kanya magpataba sya ng kunti kasi takot ako sa butiki at sa bulate he-he....!

Pepe - Anyway Mr. B, puntahan nyo na ang beloved nyo at mukhang tagos hanggang buto na ang pangigigil sa sobrang galit sa inyo....! Good luck po sa karera ng kabayo este sa career nyo pala he-he....! Wala po bang free entry tickets dyan?

Mr. Bender - Oo nga ha-ha....! Thanks for having me in this blog-interview pala.... Can't wait to be there in sydney....! Bayaan mo padadalhan kita ng tickets kung hindi ko makalimutan he-he....! Catch you later Pepe from Oz....!

Pepe - Catch? Akala ko po ba ay soccer laro nyo, bakit bigla naging baseball na naman ngayon? Ang gulo nyo namang kausap Mr. B....! Tama na ngang tanong yan at hahaba na naman ang usapan natin mamya....! Anyways, balik na muna ako sa downunder para abangan ang laro ni Mr. Bender dun sa november....!