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---- Java, Jamoke, Murk, A Shot, A Shot In The Arm, or plainly Joe.... However and whatever you might want to call it.... For me it will always stay as my Puyat Juice...!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Beyonce Knowles in sydney....!

PEPE-RAZZI




Can you keep up....? Beyonce Knowles in sydney na....! Just touched down moments ago at Sydney International Airport and my Pepe-razzis were right at the scene (in front of the telly he-he) and amazingly super quickiez in covering-up this scoop....! Whooohoooo....!



Wala pa'ng mga additional na news, but she's probably here to promote something.... Maybe an album, single, or another movie perhaps.... Who knows....! My Pepe-razzis of course....! One thing is sure....! She's sooooo FANTASTIC....! so you better keep up ha-ha....!


This entry will be open for extra details, just incase na meron akon masagap na naman mula sa mga Pepe-razzis ko tungkol kay Beyonce Knowles bukas.... As for now, ay mamatay muna kayo sa inggit mga baby boyz....! Ha-ha-ha he-he ho-ho-ho baby bohoyy....!!!!


To be continued ? : Maybe bohoyy he-he....!


WHOOAA....! I'm back....! And as promised ay ang karugtong ng kwentong baby bohoyy....!



A multi-platinum, multi-Grammy Award-winning pop explosive, Beyonce is a prey for a hungry mob hysteria wherever she go except the toilet ha-ha....! Her plane landed at Sydney Airport early yesterday for the first date of her Australian tour at sa Acer Arena pa pala ang venue, hmmmm....! Tamangtama, ang isang kasamahan ko sa trabaho ay manager ng Acer Computers ang husbandry nya.... Matanong nga kong may mga free staff tickets sya....



Ang nakaka-embarrass pa dito ay tatatlo lang na fans ang na-met nya dahil wala yatang kaalam-alam ang downunder tungkol sa pagdating nya ha-ha....! Alam mo Miss Knowles, palagay ko it's about time na para sibakin mo ang tulog mong promotor kasi wala naman sa tuktok ng Mt. Everest to'ng downunder para hindi maabot ng isang long distance call....! Buti pa pala mga fans ni Paris Hilton, malalakas ang pang-amoy....!



The 25-year-old singer emerged from a VIP entrance and headed straight towards the Three Amigos....! Ariba ariba ha-ha....! Don't worry Beyonce, ibig sabihin ng tatlong fans na nag-met sa you ay "we love you" from downunder.... Di ba three means, "i love you" he-he....! Palusot pa kayong mga aussies kayo grrrrrrr....!




Beyonce shots to famedom (may word ba na ganyan?) with the top selling female trio of all time na Destiny's Child, with whom she once visited Australia in 2005.... While the group has sold more than 50 million records, she has become equally successful as a model, fashion designer and a solo recording artist....



She hit the big screen with a baseball bat este a basket-full of film roles pala he-he, including her last year's Oscar award-winning movie, Dreamgirls and the ever popular and helarious na movie'ng Austin Powers ni pareng Mike Mayers.... Beyonce happily signed posters and posed for the Pepe-razzi for her three solid fans from Parramatta City....! At puro mga kapitbahay ko pa pala to sa Parramatta....! ASTIG TALAGA....!



And finally, she will perform a second Sydney show on Thursday, April 26 before hitting the road or maybe the clouds again to Brisbane, Adelaide and Melbourne for some more shows before going back to the land of the free willy.... At sana ay more than three na ang mag-aabang sa'yo sa airport.... Okay na ba sa'yo ang four....? More than three sabi mo e....!



Pakilala mo nga sa akin yang promotor mo at ng mapagpraktisan ko naman ng ORIGAMI ang mga tenga nyan....! O mga my plens, wala na akong utang ha....? Babayo....! Plok! Plok!

My ACECAD wonders....!

Have anyone been to my FUNNY CARTOON BLOG already....? If not, kindly check it out mga my plens.... If you already did, you might be wondering now how i did those cartoon characters huh....? Ha-ha-ha....!



It's quite simple actually, you just got to have the right tools suited for your expected results.... That's why i bought this ACECAD's Acecat graphic tablet about three years ago from a local computer market-fair here in sydney....



It wasn't that expensive then, maybe because it was in a fair.... I got it for AU$ 10.00, (ten australian dollars) equivalent to P 395.00 (three hundred and ninety five pesos) and it was really worth the buy actually because after three long years of service, it's still on the very top of it's performance ha-ha....!

At first i didn't know how to use it 'coz we can't really put our hands on technologies like these back in the phils without spending a bit larger sum of cash, but since it's affordable to their standards here so i grabbed one straight away ha-ha....!

With a little patience and practice i was able to get used to it in a short period of time and also got familiar with all the functions and tricks shown on the pc screen that is so straight forward.... It's as easy as writing or sketching something on your notebooks and writing pads at school....! A very handy gadget this one....!
And just recently i saw this on display at a local supermarket and bought it too.... It's not in a popular brand but it did it's job as well as the other one.... The only difference is that with this one, i don't have to look at the pc screen anymore 'coz the writing or sketching is straight onto the tablet's surface for great control of the pen....

Both have great characteristics anyway, so i don't think that one is better than the other.... And believe me they're both fantastic....! I never regret a bit buying those stuff....


But what i was really dreaming of having is this BEAUTY....! Isn't she amazing....?! She's more advanced, far more accurate, and by the look of her, i can tell that it will be great to own one of this beauty if you're into designing or drafting passions.... I wish i will have one of this .... Please, please he-he....!

Anyways, i hope that i was able to answer all the questions, tags, and emails that i've received before asking me about how i did my cartoons and what kind of tools have i used to draw them.... Please do visit My Funny Cartoons site.... It's full of cartoons ha-ha....!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Behind the blogosphere....




Those were not skyscrapers as they seems to appear or a photo taken from a futuristic city's view.... You're looking at the reality, my reality behind the blogospheric world where the everyday life of my alter-ego Pepe is revolving day in and day out....


During times that i'm at home or having my coffee or lunch breaks at work or whenever i get the chance, most of the time i sit in front of the pc and let myself sink into this subreality world which is the blog....

At first when i just started it was somewhat awkward knowing that you only got two choices to chose from.... To use your real identity or you simply just play the role of an imaginary character created by your own personality as a subpersona of your truepersona.... Gulo mo na naman peng....!


It's quite fun actually, i enjoyed it a lot....! It feels like playing the same person but only hiding my face behind a large mask.... The effect is remarkable....! They said that, a musician plays his instruments100 times better in the dark than when his in front of his audience.... True isn't it....?


Behind the Pepe character who is astig, carefree, ageless, easy go lucky, coffee addict, 80's music addict, food lover, friendly and pikon at times is my very stressing world of mining elecronics that is constantly dealing with circuit boards, microchips, fiber optics, current converters etc.... It's fascinating how both worlds interacts with each other without any scrambles through one common ground which is myself....


But sometimes these make believe personalities does more than just interacting.... If you're not careful, they will steal the acts away and totally control the role as subreality to reality swap-overs.... This is the secret behind the power of artificial memory.... Not a laugh about issue and need not be ignored....


For example : I can stand at a bus station and introduce myself to a total stranger as his/her gradeschool friend with every details and few convencing words and the next time if our path will cross once more, he/she will remember me as his/her gradeschool friend with all the details as if we really we're and he/she might even greet me first before i could even pick myself up together and realise that this was the person whom i've planted that artificial memories in before....! That's the A.M. power in flesh and blood....! Amazing isn't it....?!


Scary but possible to take place once you're not careful enough to prevent it from happening.... At work some of my friends who knew the person behind Pepe prefers to call me Pepe instead of my real name.... Tempting and it's like a music to my ears but it also gives the blogosphere an extension outside the subreality realm....


It's reconnecting myself again to my blog even when i'm not in front of the pc anymore just like today, i was composing the next entry to this one while i was busy assembling a circuit unit that was due to be finish today....! Resulting to a stressful afternoon and headache at the end of the day....! Akh....! Pumutok na naman yata mga brain cells ko....! Ilan na lang kaya ang natitira....?


Anyways, those we're just some slices of the kamote sa kukote ko na sini-share ko sa inyo.... I'm also halfway finishing my next entry so hanggang dito lang muna mga astig.... I hope you didn't got bored with this one ha-ha....! BBQ all, goodnight....!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Topping-up the everydaily life....

Whoah....! There's been some huge changes a week after the easter holidays, things back to where they were before.... There's a draw back to this, you'll get used to time off and you won't feel like going back to the old routine anymore ha-ha....!


I'm also back to my old and ever rolling, topsy-turvying routines that i'm not sure when it is going to offer me a chance to even for just once stop, sit back, relax and enjoy a bucket-full of coffee.... Somehow, everythings been in a bearable density and quantity that in a way i seem to just naturally forget about its flow and ignore all the twist, turns, and all the demands in my everyday life ha-ha....!



And i'm also proud to say that blogging has been a good addition and had played a big factor in calming me down.... I'm not saying that i was out of control and was lashing out at life's constant struggles.... What i meant was blogging have had placed itself in a tension point of my everydaily life and in someways had untightened the knots that was squeezing the line and creating all those tensions, mental strains etc.... I absolutely salutes blogging, whoever invented this.... You're a genius man....!


Today is BANANA DAY because i've decided that i will only eat bananas today and nothing else.... And i mean nothing....! It's good to break the ribbon of cholesterol in your system once in a while by munching in a truck-load of fibers....



Sa araw na to hindi ako kakain ng hamon, lechon, kare-kare, kaldereta, asado, pata....etc, etc, dahil wala naman ako nun he-he....! Saging lang meron.... Di kaya ako tubuan ng buntot nito ha-ha....! You are what you eat daw kasi.... Health issue reasons lang pala....

Exempted ang kape dahil sinabi ko, may angal....!

This morning kasi when i woked up, i opened my eyes (of couse you have to) and look around without moving a limb and i thought to my self what day is it today....? buong akala ko kasi ay weekdays pa ngayon and looking at the time at the clock on the wall ay napaka-late mong bata ka pepe....!



Kaya tuloy for the second time dahil nagyari din to noon, ay sinabayan ko ng balikwas na nagpa-super pump sa circulatory system ko sabay unahan at over speeding ng dugo sa ulo ko....! Akh! Pumutok yata mga brain cells ko dun at hanggang ngayon ay mahiluhilo pa rin ako....! Call 911....! 911....! Hay buhay....!



Small details, masyado yata akong nalunod sa pagbu-blog hop at nakalimutan ko nang maglagay ng mga bagong entries dito at oo nga pala, may nakita na akong bagong mp3 player at nailagay ko na rin dyan sa may right hand side.... Wag lang kayong magtaka kung bakit puro obsolete ang laman ng playlist ko dahil 80's & 90's lover ako kaya puro from 1980's to 1990's lang ang mabi-build up na playlist dyan....


Ang hindi ko lang alam ay kung kelan ko ito mapupuno ng mga kanta kasi medyo mabagalbagal ang uploading nya at lagi pa akong busy, pero okay lang ha-ha....! I'm in no rush....!



You should try those music sometimes, don't you know how fantastic those are and they make sense too unlike all the market of newbies nowadays.... I don't wanna say some comments to offend it.... All i can say is, i'll stick to my Favzies na lang he-he....!



Overall, everything is slowly taking place as always and it's been great having a break like the easter once in a while coz it has really been too tough the weeks before that's why i thought we had a nice reset there.... Today i was planning to have a movie marathon but ironically they are showing a load of movies on the telly so i change my plans he-he....! WHOAH....! Nuff said pepe....! Gotta go....! BBQ all....!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Sydney Royal Easter Show ' 07....









The Sydney Royal Easter Show for this year opened last friday.... I don't have a track of it anymore aside from radios and tv ads because of a strange reason that i eventually just got sick of it or maybe i've simply just out-grown the the power of expectations towards it....

I don't even had a clue where they've held it this year....! Might be in the same place as last year's, Homebush Bay.... Don't get me wrong, it is quite fantastic....! There's a lot of rides, food (specially), pet shows, dogs, cats, chickens, fruits, garden designs, food again he-he, flowers, bonsais, horses, agricultural animals contests....etc, really fantastic specially the food....!

This year's one is rather not so perfect because the forecast says that it's going to rain for the rest of the holy weekend so a not so ideal climate talaga for an outdoor activity like this....

Pati nga mga Pepe-razzis ko ay wala ring ganang i-cover man lang ang event dahil may pagkalahing kambing yata ang mga lokong to....! Anyways, okay lang naman ang araw ko ngayon kahit na nasa harap ng tv at pc lang buong maghapon.... At least i was able to notice some of the un-noticiable details na hindi ko na-notice noon na dapat ko palang ma-notice at ka-notice notice nang talaga.... Ang gulo mo peng....!

Anyways again kahit puro anyways na ako rito ay wala lang, gusto ko lang naman na mai-share sa inyong lahat na mga my plens ko in blogosphere kung ano-ano ang mga sites (anong sounds pa? may narinig ka bang sounds dyan?! wala?! e di wala!) na mai-expect nyo from this kind of event that we have here in sydney....

I personally love to see the Flying Piglets perform ha-ha....!

Click nyo na lang ang mga picture to enlarge them.... There's some more in the web if you're still not satisfied, go and have a look for some more.... They're great shot....! O kayo na lang bahala dyan okay....? Exit na muna si ako at magbu-bloghopping pa....!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

A minute for you know who....!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE....!
For me this one's a must post entry.... I know that everyone is busy right now with their family, religious, spiritual, Panatas, or school holiday's activities.... Like everyone else, i have my own choices of spending my easter break too.... But whoever you are, whatever you are, whichever religions and divisions of christianity you're in, or whatever religious / non-religious beliefs you have, let us all at this very moment, as a world for just a brief while become one and stop whatever it is that we're doing and offer "you know who" a moment of silent prayers and remember how blessed and greatful we are for what he have done for us and for the whole world.... By doing so, you'll do yourself a great favor by turning this year's easter break into a more special and worthwhile remembering one.... Happy easter all....! Have fun....! Can't hardy wait to hear from all of yous and what yous did during your easter break....!

Monday, April 02, 2007

My idea of a Blogosphere....

Define Blogosphere - A collective blog community. A center of electronically generated kalokohan, pag-ibig, family, barkadahan, bahaybahayan, bangayan, reliheyon, astigan, yabangan, lampungan, palaisipan, puyatan, sisihan, tsismisan, pikunan, pityuran, kapraningan....etc, etc, etc

Some say it's like a spider-web that goes around and around with it's fine thread, but structurewise it has a strong frameworks that bonds each wiggly-wobbly strand of threads together to withstand the ever changing test of time.... Just like the way a web-community bonds together....




Some even thought that it's like a network of railroads running the neverending winding tracks, zigzaging, criss-crossing, and connecting people to every stations they wish to be without any tangles, delays, or traffics....






However, technical minded brainiacs / gizmonatics / web-addicts / cyberchopathics....etc, associates these whole ideas with the blockbuster head slammer movie Matrix.... In which our world is hanging unfirmly between realities and illusions.... They described it as a world of bright neon lights, digits, binaries, codes or a neverending fast-fall in a bright tweed and tangle pipelines.... Or speeding-up towards uncertainties.... Just like the movie Matrix itself....



So far, i've never encountered such questions as : How does a Blogosphere looks like, or what is it shape like? Does it looks like my astig brother or shape like my lasenggo father?



Obviously naman a sphere is a sphere.... It has a spherical shape like our world so it symbolises a world.... But if that sphere is same as the atmosphere, then it would have a platelike layers....


In my own opinion slash imagination, isa lang at wala ng iba.... Ang the only one that meets these characteristics.... Ano pa kundi PIZZA....! Ha-ha-ha...!


Who cares kung ano'ng shape and looks ng Blogosphere....! Sasakit lang ang ulo ko sa kaiisip nyan gutom pa ako....! Kaya kung disagree kayo dito ay bahala kayo....! Basta ako lalantakan ko na to....! Wooohooo....! Grab a piece everyone....!


P.S. You know what goes along well with pizza, apart from fizzy drinks....? A bottle of anesthetic (beer na beer!) ha-ha....! Tsalap....!