Assassin Part - 2....

I was reading an entry about books from Tina's blog-site tonight and i had that instant " Deja vu " effect in my mind after that....!


But before that, again i would like to share with you this long list of ideas that i've made-up today while at the work-place about the 10 possible ways to repel magpie's from swooping down on you he-he....! I still hasn't got-over that two attacks that i've had earlier this week yet....! Mabuti nang naka-prepare ako para bukas ulit....!


Mind you, magpies are very clever birds.... I've witness a few of this cleverness many times....! The birds collects nuts of any kind, waits 'til the pedestrian-crossing lights flashes walk, leave the nuts in the path of the waiting cars, then return to the spot to gather the inner meat of the nuts after being cracked by the passing cars when the light flashes walk again....! Astig di ba....?



Magpies are members of the mocking-birds family like the talking Mynas or " Kiyaw " (inset photo) as we commonly call it back home in pinas, na available as pets in most pet shops world wide....


They can also learn to talk if taught patiently like their cousin the Mynas....


10 ways to avoid Magpie attack....


1) Eyes on the back of the head - Takot raw ang mga magpie na mag-atake kung tinititigan, so i thought i'd wear something that resembles an eye at the back of my head.... Pwede na kaya yung dalawang kutsinta he-he....!


2) Strange hats - Yung katulad ng sinuot nung mga ibang contestant sa miss universe....! Tingnan ko lang kung makakalapit pa sya sa laki ba naman ng mga yun....! O di kaya yung kay Inspector Gadget....! Go-go-gadget tirador he-he....! Tingnan ko naman galing mong umilag ngayon....!


3) Keep staring - Titigan mo lang daw ng titigan para ma-demoralised sila at hindi na maga-attempt pang umatake....! Wag lang sa malapitan at baka mapuwing ka sa kakatuka nya he-he....! Bulag kamo labas mo nyan peng....!


4) Carry a red flag - Okay din yan na idea.... Wag mo lang lagyan ng star sa gitna at mapagkamalan kang kumonista ha-ha....!


5) Wear a helmet - Ito na siguro ang pinaka-effective na paraan para dyan....! Walang biro, madami akong nakita na nakaganito sa park every magpie season....! Para silang kasali dun sa Bob the builder ha-ha....! Can we fix it, yes we can....!


6) Wear Nike shoes - It's your big chance to really test this brand, kumaripas ka ng takbo and hope that the shoe will stick to it's reputation just enough for you to cross the park ha-ha....!


7) Walk with pets - Since animals nga ang talagang primary targets nila ay may big chance na ma-divert ang attentions nila dun sa kay doggie at hindi na sa'yo aatake he-he....! Takbo doggie bilis....! Bow-wow-wow....!


8) Ran as fast as you can - Yun nga tulad dun sa Nike brand....! This time, subukan naman natin ang tibay ng Puma takbo na ulit bilis....! Ayan na sya....!


9) Bring a frying pan - Kung hindi pa naman sya nadala nito ewan ko lang....! Kung yung shark nga natakot dun sa scuba-diver na may hawak na niyog at isang boteng suka, ang magpie pa kaya sa frying pan....! Tyak ang pagiging malutong mo dito tsong....!


10) Wear UN shirts - United Nations, astig na organisation....! Effective sa safety raw to kasi nasa neutral side sila....! Kahit terrorist man o assassins ay salute at hindi gagalawin ang sino mang maysuot nitong damit na may mark na ganito.... So grab one UN-shirt, isuot mo ito sabay magdasal ka na sana ay marunong magbasa yung magpie he-he....!


Yun na ulit sila....! I'll just post Tina's books and my Deja vu-experience na lang sa next entry ko kasi very late na....! Ingatz na lang sa lahat.... Exit na ulit si ako....!

Assassin at the park....!

WHEW....! This morning i was targeted for the first-time by an assassin dun sa may golf club where i normally cross every morning on my way to work....! Buti na lang at daplis lang pala ang tama ko he-he....!

They seldom attack people naman, normally dogs and other pets lang inaatake nila.... Pero today, why me....?! Maybe i was at the wrong place at the wrong time lang o baka akala sa akin ay animal din whaaaa....!

I was bombarded with aerial attacks twice, buti na lang at naka-baseball cap pala ako kanina....! Seriously, the council should do something about it kasi baka makabulag sila ng mata in the future....! They really must relocate them in some safer areas far away from the busy streets....

Oo nga pala, what i'm pointing-at here is a particular australian bird the MAGPIE....!

For readers who wonder what the * boink * is a Magpie, they are actually big black and white birds who are very protective of their nests during the Australian winter and spring season....

People walking past may be seen as an invader of it's territory, promting the bird to swoop-down at them and attack....! And mind you, the experience is quite alarming specially for a first-timer like me....!

Naku, kung hindi lang talaga bawal ang animal cruelty dito sa downunder ay binalikan ko nang kanina ang lokong yun at ipinalaman sa pandesal....! Anyways, yun lang naman nangyari sa akin nitong magandang monday morning na to he-he....!

Sana wag naman maulit bukas at baka hindi na'ko talaga makapagpigil at bigla ko na lang mangasab ang * boink * na ibon na yan ha-ha....! Lamang t'yan din naman yun a....!

Eto nga pala mga dramatic photos na nasilip ko sa web about magpie attacks :

Okay na....! Exit na muna ako, manghuhuli lang ng magpie for dinner he-he....!

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HEY IT'S ME....! On my office computer, updating on that magpie attack.... Today i was attaked again ha-ha....! This time i ran away na....! Well, there's no other option but to take the other side of the road i guess untill the nesting season is over....


I just felt sorry for the old man and woman taking a morning walk behind me, they walked back where the came from i reckon....! Anyways, that's me for today....! Have a wonderful day everyone....! Bye for now, but not forever....! See you later....!

Painful tricks....!

Before i go busy for the weekend, i'll leave you with this image that i've found on the web ha-ha....! Credits to the site where i got this from, i forgot the name of that site....

Your mind already knew that it's a trick, but you eyes still wants to focus ha-ha....! It's a painful kind of trick isn't it....?! See how long can you last looking straight to this girls eye.... This will keep us busy for a while ha-ha....!

It's amazing how people's imagination works and and come-up with something like this....! Pag ganito naging girlfriend mo ay para ka na ring binantayan ni Jaworski sa sobrang dami ng matang nakatitig sa'yo ha-ha....! Aaaahg....! Masakit sa mata....! See yous all tomorrow....!

God save the devils....!

So much for my crankiness this week, happy thoughts naman tayo ha-ha....!

American Looney tunes company is about to release a DVD in support of the Tasmanian Devils.... A dollar of the revenue per DVD will go to the wildlife foundation for the protection of the endagered creatures....

In reality, the tasmanian devils are vulnerable creatures.... Unlike the looney tune's version, they are prone to disease (facial tumour) and predetors that cause a decline in the devil's population and still going down as we blog....

There could be as little as 60 devils left in the wild capable of sustaining a species survival program.... One thing's for sure, i will be chasing and monitoring this DVD's....! I'm interested to get one....! I'm a big fan of looney tunes, and this could be my big chance to contribute and be a devil's hero myself....! Wooohooo...!

For those of you who doesn't know the devils that much, they are a very gentle creature.... Contrary to the expectations of some, this guys we're just cuddly, noisy creatures that loves to fight over a smelly carcass and not over your hands or legs ha-ha....!

Yun na rin yun ha-ha....! I'm a bit busy today finishing a painting that i've started ages ago....! Okay, have a good weekend all....!

Over a cup of coffee....

First and foremost, to the creator of Alexa Train, thanks for sharing.... Dude, please consider this as a non-offensive comments okay....? It wasn't your fault anyway....

Sorry, this train terminates here.

I posted this 'coz i felt really bad and disappointed para dun sa 5 people whom i've handed it over after i've finished posting it here....

I would like to apologise to Zj, Luisa, Mica, Maj, and Bry for the inconveniences.... Sorry guys, i didn't check it first before i handed it over to yous....

At first, i've thought that it was a bit too technical already as far as average blogging ability is concern.... Don't get me wrong, it was heading in the right direction as you've always wanted it to go....

But each one of us have our own ways of picking-up a slice of pizza off that same pizza-tray don't we....? Somehow somewhere along the way, the track got accidentally mishandled by someone and was broken due to it's level of difficulty....

At this point in time i can only say that more than half the number of carriages were already wrecked, broken down, and was left behind for i don't know how many stations ago....! I've lost counts already....! I was desperately tracking them down just to get those missing links back....! Kindly see it for yourself if you're not yet convinced by this....

Blogging maybe was a creation of the wiz and the geeks, but how many percentage of us bloggers are just composed of average people who's only computer skill is to turn-on their pc's, check their emails, type entries in their blog-sites and then nothing else beyond those points....?

We are just bored housewives, 13 yo.school kids, office past-timers, curious parents, pc first-timers....etc. In majority, surprises and puzzles were always there and constantly present and revolving infront of that computer screens for those who are not as able as few of us are.... Blogging is a responsibility....!

So maybe this time naman kung pwede, we should at least consider the weather the whole year-round first before we put the windows and the doors of our houses.... Baka after this ay wala nang magta-tag sa akin ha-ha....! Reklamador ko kasi he-he....!

My point is, for those who creates those chain of tags.... Please try to consider naman the level of difficulties applied to the majority first before you do so, or else it might not go as far as you've always wanted it to be like the train.... Masasayang lang din naman ang mga efforts at pagod nyo pag ganun di ba....?

And believe me, if you'll only follow this idea, effectively it will be like a TV show that can be shown and watch by all ages in just any hour of the day at all....! Make it a wholesome one naman difficultywise okay....? Again, this is not suppose to trigger some negative reactions from the blogging community, but instead some useful awareness for all of us....

We are all family here in the blogosphere, birds of same feathers.... So i think, comments should not be taken as to PUNISH but to POLISH....!

Okay, yun na yun....! O, inumin mo na ang kape mo at lalamig na yan....! And same as usual, ang 20 minutes na lashing-out ko ha-ha....! Please excuse my temper everyone he-he....!

I was not sure whether i'm going to publish this entry or not 'coz i hate the thoughts that this might offend someone.... It's so not me kind of attitude....! Sana wala lang magalit ha-ha....! Talagang pinaikot-ikot ko ang mga words ko dito para lang maging soft ang dating he-he....!

This trip ends here....

Seafood cravings....

Since yesterday i was really dribbling at the thoughts of yummy prawns in my mouth....! Nakaka-miss tuloy ang mga pagkain sa atin lalo na ang mga seafoods....

This morning when i woked up, i can almost taste the fried bangus na isinawsaw sa suka with patis and mainit na kanin in my mouth....! Hay....! Buhay talaga sa ibang nasyon hindi maintindihan....!

Hindi naman masarap ang mga seafoods nila dito kasi puro frozen, di katulad sa pinas na pagdating sa bahay ay lumalanguylangoy pa halos ang hipon sa tubig dahil sa buhay pang talaga ang mga to....! At talagang malalasahan mong manamisnamis pang talaga....!

Pati tuloy sa workplace ay dala ko buong maghapon ang topic tungkol sa seafoods....! So this afternoon, kahit na malayo sya ay talagang sinadya ko ang chinese fresh seafood shops just to buy those GENUINE live mussels (tahong) nila and few kilograms of prawns....! Talagang buhay nga sya ha-ha....! Nasa loob pa ng malaking containers at naka-airpumps (ano nga tawag dun?) pang talaga (susyal na mga tahong!) ang mga loko as in buhay na buhay nga sya....! Astig....!

Result, happy na naman si Pepe (babaw naman ng kaligayahan mo peng!) after that good seafood dinner.... Lumaki pa naman ako sa Seafoods Capital Of The Philippines, tapos eto ako ngayon dyeta sa seafoods whaaaa....! So ironic naman....! Buti na lang pala may fresh seafoods pa rin dito kahit papano, kung hindi ay siguradong topak na naman aabutin ko he-he....!

Eto nga katunayan habang tina-type ko itong entry na to ay kasalukuyan ko na namang nilalantakan tong mga seafoods, tuloy puro balat na ng hipon tong keyboard ko....!

O sige kitakits na lang tayo ulit (nguya! nguya!) at talagang very busy pa si ako....! Gusto ko lang talagang i-share tong another tough ordeal ko ha-ha....! Tatapusin ko na muna tong kinakain ko ng makpg pnnod (puno ng seafoods ang bunganga) nng tvpgktaps (nguya pa ulit) hum-hum-hum-hum....! Ingumtz muy prums (lunok) hew-huw....! Sarap....!!!!