Hi-pluckers....

Here's another bizzare story.... A woman was arrested at an international airport because she was found carrying a deadly weapon called TWEEZERS....! What the....?!


I think the movies and gaming industries are partly to be blame on all these confusions because movies and games nowadays are so walastic-realistic that most of the time it is very hard to tell between a movie and the reality....! Both worlds get so tangled-up with each other up to the point of exaggerating and extrematizing (i've made-up that word he-he! ) things na in the real world, not only on the side of the offenders but the side of the defenders as well....! Resulta, nawawalan na tuloy tayo ng tiwala sa mga bagay-bagay at lalong-lalo na sa isa't-isa di ba-di ba....?! O-ha, daming double words he-he....!


Would you believe that during the september 11 bombing of the Trade Center i was in the lunch room at work to get a glass of water when i've started wondering what that commotions was all ABOUT....! I saw everyone staring at that program on tv and i saw people jumping off the building, but i really thought that it was just a movie....! It took me about 3 minutes to finally realise that it wasn't....!


Anyways, this lady was then questioned about a lot of things including why did she carry that pair of tweezers inside her bag at the airport....? Was she planning a terrorist act....? Ano ba naman yan....! Puro lasing yata mga airport security nila na yun....! Terrorist act with a pair of tweezers....?! Napaka-astig na accusations naman nun....! Ano, pupunta sya sa may cockpit ng mga piloto at saka sasabihin nyang, " take this plane to Syberia or i'll pluck you two to death! " Ganun....?


Pano naman yung tinidor na pinapagamit sa mga pasahero ng eroplano....? Di ba mas-deadly ang mga yun kompara dun sa tweezers....? Baka darating ang araw na nakagapos o di kaya nakapusas nang lahat ng pasahero sa eroplano for safety reasons ha-ha....! Okay exaggeration time na to....! Ano-ano pa kayang mga bagay sa palagay nyo ang pwedeng gamitin sa pag-hijack ng eroplano....? Credit cards, lipstick, mobile phones, karayom at sinulid, tatlong beinte singko ni Dingdong Avansado, paper roses ni Jolina M., bikining itim ni Joey M., isang tasang kape ni Pepe, sitaw, bataw, patani....! =D


Kaya tuloy kamuntik nang mawala din yung tatlong fishing rods ko na dala nung umuwi ako the last time nung sinita ako dyan sa may international airpot natin....! Akala siguro nila ay dismantled na Bazooka ang dala ko dahil nakalagay pa ang mga to sa malaking tube ha-ha....!


Hay naku, pasensya tayo at nandito tayo sa magulo at weird nating mundo.... Ba't naman kasi may mga tao sa mundong pananakit lang ng kapwa ang palaging nasasaisip....! Magti-text na lang kaya sila o di kaya mag-blog buong maghapon like the rest of us, enjoy at peaceful pa sigurado tong buong mundo natin he-he....! =D

Vintage Weight Loss....

Here's something bizarre, as usual nabasa ko na naman sa isang article he-he....! In the US during the early days daw, Tapeworms are being used to get rid of those extra-bulges of fat in the body.... In other words taba....! Ow....! Niluloko nyo naman yata kami dyan....! This can't be true....! Or it might be true in the ground na tirhan ba naman ng katakutakot tapeworms ang katawan mo ay talagang mangangayayat ka nga naman chong....! At baka matigokok ka pa nga he-he....!

In the early 1900s daw, a "nutrient absorption" product appeared in the US. They call it an early version of Xenical... It's a "Fat Blocker" a slimming pill that prevents one third of the fat calories in your diet from being absorbed and thus converted into fat. "No diet, no baths, no exercise. FAT - the enemy that is shortening your life - BANISHED. How? With sanitized tapeworms - jar-packed"

No baths? What? I didn't know that bath can help you lose weight too....! Ligo ba ibig sabihin nila dito....? Ano kayang klasing ligo yun....? Baka naligo sa pawis kaya ganun ha-ha....! Baka Sauna Bath 'ka nyo....! Kayo talaga, alam nyo namang inglis kamatis tayo pa bath-bath pa kayo dyan....! Mey yo komplits the sinteyns naman neks taym oki....?

The product appears to be legitimate and was referenced in a 1999 diabetes journal.... Every segment of the tapeworms inside the bottle or whatever kind of packaging they've used before are said to have "no ill effects and are easily swallowed...." Yuckh....! So all we have to do is swallow that and let the worms do their stuff afterwards....! Double yuckh....! Ano ba yan....! Parang isang paketing superlong-ghetti pasta na nakikitira at continuously pang dumadami sa bituka nyo....! Pasensya na po sa mga kumakain dyan he-he....! Sa mga desperadong pumayat naman po, never ever do this at home oki doki....? Magpagutom na lang muna kayo at medyo mas sosi pa to kesa naman dun sa mamamatay kayo sa dami ng bulate sa tyan ha-ha....! Tigil na nga muna natin topic na to at nawawalan na tuloy ako ng ganang mag-breakfast....! =D

My Bonsai tree....

Last time i've mentioned in my other posts that i'm a little short of money these few weeks.... Lately my pocket was slightly recovering from that a bit kaya medyo nakakahinga ako ng kunti ngayon.... Last thursday, a blessing from some unknown sources (alam nyo na kung saan) came to my aid and gave me a bit of hope and confident budgetwise.... You want to know what that one was....? Two years ago i went on holiday back to pinas and we ate at Chow King's several times....

One time, we bought some fortune cookies there, and we cracked them open and look what it says inside.... One was just a set of five numbers.... Itinago ko yun sa wallet ko tapos ay tinatayaan ko minsan sa lottery dito.... Last thursday, i've won $AUD 688.00 in crispy cash...! Astig....! Mas-excited pa yata yung shop keeper na australian born pinay yata yun kesa sa akin dahil medyo nanginginig pa mga kamay nya habang nagbibilang he-he....! Ang sabi pa nya, kung nakakuha lang daw sana ako ng isa pang tamang number ay malamang mga around $AUD 600,000 nang talaga raw ang napanalunan ko nun....! I will definitely go back to pinas and start something kung nangyari lang sana yun he-he....! I didn't went on a spending spree that day kasi nga kare-recover lang ng bulsa ko nun.... But i bought myself a pot of BONSAI FIG TREE na nakita ko sa isang flower-shop for 55.00 bucks only....! Have a look....! =D

The killer cuppa....

We all know how dangerous a cup of boiling water straight from the kettle is, but i've never expected it to be as much straight out of the microwave oven as i've experienced the almost desastrous way today....


I normally heats-up water from the kettle but today while i was updating my blog, i wanted it to be a bit quicker than usual so i put a cup of water in the microwave which i don't normally do.... Set the machine for 2.50 mins. and went back in front of my pc to continue blogging.... After a while i've heard a beeping sound which means that my cup was ready.... When i took it out of the oven, it was bubbling and overflowing so i suspected that it was really hot....


Without noticing, i poured half a spoon or so of coffee in it then all of a sudden it started bursting, bubbling, and splatering water up in the air in front of me and slightly missed my face like a boiling lava from a volcano....! Whew....! I've never expected that one....! Never seen anything like that before....! Akala ko sa mukha ko na talaga tatama....! So never ever do this at home guys....! Take it from me, if my face had been luckily spared from being boiled today, baka yang sa yo ay hindi....! Beware of the killer cuppa bwaha-ha-ha....! =D

JON BON JOVI....!

As a Jon Bon Jovi fan it's an honor for me to publish this entry in my blog today.... Well i don't go bananas on any JBJ concerts, i don't go rock in the way i dress myself up, and most of all i don't throw underwears on the concert stage and start screaming wildly in the crowds....! In fact, i've never been to any JBJ concerts yet in my whole life, but i'm a big fan of his music eversince....!

A year ago, there was a petition sent to whoever is or was receiving all the JBJ bound mails and it goes like this:

To: Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi Management, Backstage with Jon Bon Jovi

We, the undersigned, are extremely disappointed to hear that Jon Bon Jovi will not be including Australia in the 2005-2006 tour. We ask that Bon Jovi come to Australia to perform one full blown “Bon Jovi” concert in 2005-2006. We want to keep Bon Jovi and “real” music alive in this country and believe this can only be achieved with one, big, sell out, live, Bon Jovi concert.

Plus, Australia is only a small detour from Japan where the band will be touring. The band has had a substantial and loyal fan base in Australia for the past 20 years. If a stadium concert is not possible, we would more than appreciate a Bon Jovi event in Australia, for example, like “Borgata” (not Rumba), so that us Aussie fans can experience the new Bon Jovi album “live”.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

This year after a long wait, finally the good news exploded that he's coming here early next year to meet his fans in a probably once in a lifetime concert in australia for some die hard fans to see before they die he-he....! Unfortunately for me, with this sudden blast of financial shortages na slowly namang bumabalik sa dati ay baka hindi ko ma-afford na manood.... I just wish that they will air the concert after para mapanood ko rin kahit papano....

Here are the concert's schedules para dun sa mga fil-australian readers and for those who are just about to go to australia as well he-he....! Just in case you'are a JBJ fan, and interested to watch his concert, and you haven't heard the news yet....! =D

Saturday January 19 – Sidney Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne

Monday January 21 – Acer Arena, Sydney

Friday January 25 – Subiaco Oval, Perth

Tickets on sale November 15 via ticketek.com.au

Higpit sinturon in the horizon....

Just before lunch yesterday, our company president broke the news to us in a quick meeting that there won't be anymore weekends overtime until informed next year in 2008 which is quite a bad news for us since there's only few weeks to go na lang before the christmas month.... Anyways, they still gave us 4 hours everyday during weekdays if we are willing to stay back and take it after the daily 8.0 hours normal loads.... which adds-up to 16 hours pa rin naman, kaya lang hindi ko na talaga kaya pang mag-stay back hanggang 9 o clock ng gabi....

We'are normally kasi allowed to as much as 16 hours overtime a week from mondays to saturdays, it depends on how we arrange it ourselves.... Ibig sabihin flexible sya sa kahit na anong oras mo gustong pumasok at umuwi as long as you've completed the 8.0 hours required.... I normally do 6.25 hours overtime sa weekdays and 8.0 hours saturdays total to 14.25 hours overtime a week multiplied by 2 kasi forth-nightly (two weeks) ang sweldohan namin dito.... A total of 28.5 hours overtime plus the normal hours na 8.0 hours a day for ten days a forth-night is 108.5 hours a forth-night multiplied by the pay rate per hour, minus the tax and superannuation contribution ko na the same function din sa SSS dyan sa pinas.... Magulo di ba pero very impressive namn ang figures na makikita mo sa pay-slip pagdating ng payment day....!

Buti na lang pala at nabayaran ko na ang malalaki kong commitments for this year, i hope.... There will be some adjustments budgetwise na pinag-iisipan ko pa until such time na makita ko na ang results ng pagtanggal dun sa ibang overtime namin sa next pay-day ko.... At the moment, i'm still affected by the blast of that big responsibilities the last time na slowly ko namang naku-cope kahit papano....

At the moment i'm keeping a compose outlooks towards this problems and bracing up myself for the worse na hopefully ay wag naman sanang mangyari.... What i mean is about the money shortages in the future 'coz i've just recovered from a big spending na hindi naman talaga nasayang dahil napunta rin naman yun dun sa mga ini-invest namin ni AB.... Yun lang nga at medyo napaaga ng kunti ang paniningil nung previous owner kasi nagkasakit ang mister nya nun.... What i worries me the most ay yung mga unexpected problems up ahead na hindi ko kontrolado pa ang flow at hindi ko pa nakikita....

Anyways, necessity brings-out one's best naman sabi nila so alam ko kayang-kaya namin to....! Hope for the best and never stop talking to the one above lang.... =)

Goldfish Memory....

Did yous know that a goldfish's memory can last for about 3 seconds only....?! Ang hirap naman nun a....! I don't know if this theory is confirmed true but by the time the goldfish completes a lap around his fish bowl, he will actually start to think like he's in another unknown place again....! That's probably the reason why goldfish never gets bored swimming around that small fish bowl at all....! Or maybe they simply just don't have a choice di ba he-he....! Parang yung napanood ko na movie nila sino ba yun, si Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler na 50 First Dates....! Weyt, nasan na pala ako....? Wat is may neym ba....? Basilio....! Crispin....! =D