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Showing posts with label Explosive Pepe..... Show all posts
Showing posts with label Explosive Pepe..... Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Sayang....


I'm badly in need of a new laptop right now, pero umiral na naman tong pagkakuripot ko he-he....! I don't wanna call it unfortunate dahil ako naman talaga ang may kasalanan dun.... I'm planning to get a laptop kasi, kaya lang hindi ko ugaling mag-impulse buying.... Gusto ko munang pag-isipan at siguraduhin ang sarili ko bago mag-decide kasi mahirap magsisi sa huli kung nabili mo na ang item di ba....?


Last time kasi, gaya ng sinabi ko dun sa entry ko about Batista na may connections ako dyan sa Acer Computers ha-ha....! Oi, hindi illegal to ha, malakas lang dumiskarte ha-ha....! Last week kasi meron silang stock take sale para sa mga staffers nila.... Half price ang lahat ng desktops and laptops computers plus 10% GST lang ang prices pero compared to the recomended retail prices (RRP) ay talagang mapapatalon ka sa laki ng mga discounts....! You can actually buy two laptops or pc for less the price of one, walastik....!


Yun na nga, nabigyan ako ng listahan nung mga available models ng laptops at magdamagan kong nilamay yun ng kaiisip na parang kukuha ako ng board examinations kinabukasan ha-ha....! Finally nagdesisyon si astig, gusto ko ng either Travelmate, Aspire, o di kaya Extensa na model sabay tulog ng mahimbing....


Kinabukasan sa trabaho, kaharap nung officemate kong manager nung Acer Computers ang husbandry nya, kaya lang sa hindi ko mai-describe na rason biglang kambyo ulit tong utak ko, tsk tsk tsk....! Simple lang sagot dyan, may IQ kang kasing laki nung IQ ng butiki....! Nagtanung ka pa kung bakit, hmp....! Biglaang nag-isip kasi ako nun na kesyo mangangailangan siguro ako ng pera sa future, at kung anu-ano lang na mga ideas na pumapasok sa isip at nagpapa-confused na naman sa desisyon ko kaya in short, na-miss ko ang pagkakataon dahil limited lang pala ang quantity ng mga yun at hirap pa nun ay yung iba palang mga bumibili ay may mga IQ na kasing laki nung sa balyena na bumibili para ibenta ulit (sabay suntok sa keyboard)....! Bat kaya hindi ko rin naisipan yun....? Alam mo na, hindi mo na kailangang itanong pa ulit Peng....! Napakalaki kong tanga talaga, buti na lang hindi ako nag-iisa dito sa mundo....!


Anyways, may next years sale pa naman ulit.... Meanwhile, sourgraping na lang muna ako for one year he-he....! Ito ang pinaka-effective weapon daw when everything else don't work, imbento ng mga ninuno nating unggoy....! Hay buhay talaga....! =D

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Naked punishment....


I don't really have anything in my mind to write about today so i'm just dropping by to check my emails and answer some comments left by friends and visitors here, but as i was browsing through the internet a while ago, i came across an article about a strange kind of punishment that was being practiced in a daycare center in korea.... I find it so out of this century and totally unfit into our present time.... Pag-usapan po natin to....


The articled says, "Koreabeat reported a daycare center in Itaewon used some highly questionable punishments — locking its kids (a little girl) outside in the cold, naked. a foreign teacher passing by saw the abuse and took photos. This is currently one of the most-viewed stories on Naver.There is shock over the punishment a daycare center in Seoul doled out to one child — she was forced to take off her clothes and be locked outside....


As a result of photos sent, it has been confirmed that the “Yongsan-gu daycare center" in Itaewon made the child, who appears to be about five years old, remove her clothes before putting her outside and shutting the door, leaving her there. It is particularly shocking that the daycare center in question, run for low-income families by the local Yongsan-gu government, left the child alone outside on the second floor fire escape where there was a danger of him falling. There were two photos, which show a small girl standing on the second floor fire escape almost naked, huddling in the extreme cold."


This is a terrible experience specially for a child as young as five years old to be out in the cold....! They're not made of steel....! Hindi man lang nila naisip na pwedeng magkapulmonya ang mga bata dun....! Sadly the responses from the childrens parents to this issue was also quite unbelievable.... One mother even said, "We don’t want the teacher to be punished.... We just want to love one another, forget about this incident and move on." How can you love one another when they are out there killing your child....! WHAT THE....?! If this is some sort of a "reverse psychology" kind of a dialogue by that mother to persuades those teachers to do the opposite, i'm sorry to say that it is totally ridiculous and an unexpected reaction from any responsible parents....


If i were the father of that little girls or anyone of those punished children, ewan ko lang kung anong gawin ko sa teacher na yan....! I would've probably cut that teacher in pieces and put her in my stir-fry already, together with the broccoli, carrots, and snow peas....! O di kaya paghubarin ko rin sya at ilagay sa labas in the middle of winter, para malaman nya rin kung ano ang feeling nun....! =D


In the end they've added that the city officials have requested the Ministry of Gender Equality and Family to revoke the teaching license of Mrs. Park, the owner of the daycare center, as well as the contract for the center’s management.... Anyways, the damage has been done and that i guess will be very difficult to erase from a young child's mind....! If you'are a parent, i wonder how will you react to something like this happening to anyone of your children....?

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Tightened knot....


I think it's just about time for me to tighten-up the knot here a little....! Today i was hit by an ANONYMOUS visitor and he/she flooded up the comment box of my post about Jack Black that i have to delete the whole entry just to get rid of that flooding....! I think it was more than 10,000 words....! I don't know why people think like this sometimes....!


The anonymous visitor had entered about a book-full of text in my comment box that everytime that i open it up, my computer freezes....! Seems like it was copied from a huge article in the web somewhere and was intentionally pasted in the comment box to flood it....! Why didn't you (Anonymous Visitor) see the whole picture here....? I've also started-out as an anonymous visitor too way back when i don't have the time to blog yet but then everytime that i like the blogger's entries, i've tried to see to it that i've left comments that were not offensive and full of respect for all the efforts that they've exerted just to keep their blogs going....! That's why i always keep my blog open to anyone who wanted to put their comments too as a sign of my gratitude to those who've allowed me in their blogs then....


I was even thankful all the time that most bloggers doesn't bother to put word verifications and registered bloggers only protections to their comment box so a non-registered blogger like me could easily share my ideas as well....! So today, i've decided to include a word verification everytime someone leaves a comment which is of course against my will but then i have to for my blog-site's sake.... I will also limit the bracket to registered bloggers only.... I just felt bad that my being friendly to a non-blogger was being picked upon and was used against me, and it is so UNFAIR....!


I just hope that what you did and i know that i'm not the only one you've hit with this, will not catch up with you to strike you back in the near future.... I would like to remind you too that just when you thought that no one had witnessed what you did to me and to the others as well, someone's there from somewhere is watching you and watching over us all the time.... I know that one day in some ways you'll have to face the consequences of all these and that's for SURE....!


I'd like to take this opportunity also to warn all my blogging friends to turn on your account's protections NOW before it's too late to do so, and to the non-bloggers i'm so sorry to close all my doors for yous this time.... Anyways, my shout box though it has a limited text capacity will always be there open for those good non-registered bloggers to visit and leave their lovely thoughts and comments in....


Thursday, September 20, 2007

All about a stick of cigarette....

I thought this week will end without any negative events happening, but i was wrong.... Today i've encountered probably the most arrogant person that i've ever met in my entire life....!.....-------.........................


He's a co-worker of mine na medyo may pagka-astang weirdo ang dating.... Bangladeshi nationals sya, about my height and age pero payat built lang.... Mr. Knows everything, Mr. Empty promises, and Mr. I know that.... In short presko sya at mayabang pa....! By the way, he also uses his mouth to look for missing things instead of his eyes....! At mahilig pang mamintang....! As in " did you pinch my screw driver....?!, where's my texter....?! " when in reality, they were just sitting there in front staring at him....!


Anyways, things started to heat-up today at the car park between him and yours truly.... It all started over just a single stick of cigarette....! Everyone in Pempek Systems knew that there was an anti-smoking ban being lifted by the management and strongly by the company owner there.... We even found a platito full of cigarette butts on top of the lunch table once which clearly means, " don't show these rubbish again to me or i'll kick your butts....! "


Anyways again, tong si mr. arugante dahil aalis na at magre-resign na in 5 days time ay biglang umiba ang tempo....! Hindi na sya takot sa system ngayon, ( yabang....! ) at nag-display pa din sa may car park na naninigarilyo sya....! No fear ha....! Well malas nya dahil nandun si Pepe....!


Kinainisan ko lang kasi, hindi man lang sya concern dun sa ibang naninigarilyo din na pilit nagsusumiksik sa sulok wag lang maispatan ng amo namin....! Nung sinita ko sya at pinakiusapan na kung pwede ay magtago rin sya para wag naman madamay ang iba ay naging rude pa si loko sa akin....! He don't care daw....! Tinawag pa ang lahi natin na mga takutin at ininsulto pa ako....! Bigla ko ba namang hinawakan sa magkabilang balikat at sabay kabig-sandal dun sa kotse ng may kotse with matching mean look pa kaya yun, sindak to the bones ngayon si loko....! By the way, i'm a non-smoker pala.... Tumatambay lang with the smokers....


20 minutes lang naman ang critical point nitong temper ko at once a year lang nangyayari pero sabog mayon din naman to at napapatag ang mga tinatamaan....! Para sya tuloy papel nang mahawakan sya ni Arnold Schwarzenegger....! =D -----------------------------------------------------------------

Bakit kaya may mga taong ganun ano....? They're just making life a lot more harder for the rest of us....! Mga irresponsable at sour na klase ng mga tao....! I'm glad that i'm not like them.... Napikon tuloy ako kanina....! Baka tuloy sabihin nyo na napakabrutal kong tao he-he....! Naawa naman ako at na konsyensya dun sa ginawako nung bandang huli.... Anyways, everything had been done and there's no way that i could reverse that anymore.... I reckon he deserved it naman ano sa palagay nyo....? He should at least learn from it you know, kasi baka dun sa bagong workplace nya ay makakatagpo sya ng kabanggang mas astig pa kesa sakin at bigla syang magkaroon ng madaming cheekbones sa mukha he-he....! Yan lang po naman nangyari dun sa buong thursday ko.... Very boring ano he-he....! Makatulog na nga muna....! Ingatz all....! =D



Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Ano ba naman yan....!!!

Tinopak na naman si Pepe....! The time is 10:44 pm, i was already fast asleep when my plumber ranged, he said : " How's the painting bro....? How's the progress like....? Can i have a look at it....? I'll be there in five minutes.... " ANOH....?! Hindi ba natutulog ang mga tao na to....?! May sa paniki yata tong mga to....!


It was partly my fault too kasi tinanggap ko ang trabaho kahit na medyo busy ako this year.... But anyways he's going to pay for my labor and materials naman kaya ko siguro dinakma kaagad, yun lang nga at huli na ang realisation na kulang pala oras ko para dun....!


So yun, pumunta nga kasama ng tatay nya.... Buti na lang at bilib na bilib sila dun sa painting na hindi naman ako masyadong satisfied and convinced na maganda nga ayun sa kanilang pagkilatis kanina.... Buti nga yan para hindi na ako magreretoke pa, (buntong hininga) makatulog na nga ulit at nag-to be continued na tuloy ang napanaginipan ko kanina....!


By the way, ganito pala ang nangyari dun sa last weekend ko.... Nakalimutan kong i-post dito last time dahil sobrang busy sa trabaho talaga....! Kayo na lang bahalang mag-figure-out dyan kung ano nga ba ang nangyari dun sa weekend ko, basta ang masasabi ko lang, hanggang ngayon ay feeling busog pa rin ako he-he....! Antagal yatang mai-digest ng cholesterol na naimbak dito sa bituka ko....! Tsalap....! Good night all....!
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Saturday, June 02, 2007

Over a cup of coffee....


First and foremost, to the creator of Alexa Train, thanks for sharing.... Dude, please consider this as a non-offensive comments okay....? It wasn't your fault anyway....
Sorry, this train terminates here.
I posted this 'coz i felt really bad and disappointed para dun sa 5 people whom i've handed it over after i've finished posting it here....


I would like to apologise to Zj, Luisa, Mica, Maj, and Bry for the inconveniences.... Sorry guys, i didn't check it first before i handed it over to yous....


At first, i've thought that it was a bit too technical already as far as average blogging ability is concern.... Don't get me wrong, it was heading in the right direction as you've always wanted it to go....


But each one of us have our own ways of picking-up a slice of pizza off that same pizza-tray don't we....? Somehow somewhere along the way, the track got accidentally mishandled by someone and was broken due to it's level of difficulty....


At this point in time i can only say that more than half the number of carriages were already wrecked, broken down, and was left behind for i don't know how many stations ago....! I've lost counts already....! I was desperately tracking them down just to get those missing links back....! Kindly see it for yourself if you're not yet convinced by this....


Blogging maybe was a creation of the wiz and the geeks, but how many percentage of us bloggers are just composed of average people who's only computer skill is to turn-on their pc's, check their emails, type entries in their blog-sites and then nothing else beyond those points....?


We are just bored housewives, 13 yo.school kids, office past-timers, curious parents, pc first-timers....etc. In majority, surprises and puzzles were always there and constantly present and revolving infront of that computer screens for those who are not as able as few of us are.... Blogging is a responsibility....!


So maybe this time naman kung pwede, we should at least consider the weather the whole year-round first before we put the windows and the doors of our houses.... Baka after this ay wala nang magta-tag sa akin ha-ha....! Reklamador ko kasi he-he....!


My point is, for those who creates those chain of tags.... Please try to consider naman the level of difficulties applied to the majority first before you do so, or else it might not go as far as you've always wanted it to be like the train.... Masasayang lang din naman ang mga efforts at pagod nyo pag ganun di ba....?


And believe me, if you'll only follow this idea, effectively it will be like a TV show that can be shown and watch by all ages in just any hour of the day at all....! Make it a wholesome one naman difficultywise okay....? Again, this is not suppose to trigger some negative reactions from the blogging community, but instead some useful awareness for all of us....

We are all family here in the blogosphere, birds of same feathers.... So i think, comments should not be taken as to PUNISH but to POLISH....!


Okay, yun na yun....! O, inumin mo na ang kape mo at lalamig na yan....! And same as usual, ang 20 minutes na lashing-out ko ha-ha....! Please excuse my temper everyone he-he....!
I was not sure whether i'm going to publish this entry or not 'coz i hate the thoughts that this might offend someone.... It's so not me kind of attitude....! Sana wala lang magalit ha-ha....! Talagang pinaikot-ikot ko ang mga words ko dito para lang maging soft ang dating he-he....!


This trip ends here....


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Update on Stallone's case....

PEPE-RAZZI




Just an update on Stallone's case in sydney last february.... Superstar Sylvester Stallone pleaded guilty tuesday to bringing restricted muscle-building hormones in australia and is going to face sentencing this week.


The lawyers of the 60 years old actor entered the guilty plea on his behalf.... The actor did not appear before the court.... He was fined $AU22,000 for the offense done....
“I've made a terrible mistake, not because I was attempting to deceive anyone but I was simply ignorant to your official rules,” Stallone said in a letter to sydney’s local court. “I felt terrible that my breach of the rules has set a poor example to members of the public, whose opinion I cherish dearly.”

Stallone was accused of bringing banned substances into australia after a customs search of his luggage during a visit to sydney last february 16 that revealed 48 vials of the human growth hormone three days later, Stallone threw-away four vials from his sydney hotel room when customs officials arrived to search it....



Well all i can say is this, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE FOR GOODNESS SAKE....!!!! He came all the way across the globe just to give us a visit and promote his film, but here we are spending the whole time ripping him off, criticising him and picking away at him like we’ve got nothing else better to do....! Or maybe we're just craving for too much attention from the rest of the world that's why....!


Better-off visit philippines instead Rambo, you'll be delighted with our hospitality over there....! Whew....! I get so embarrassed being an australian citizen sometimes....! Sang boteng SMB nga dyan....!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

MAY TOPAK NA NGA....!


AAAAAAAAHHHHH......!!!! Gusto kong mag-wild talaga....! Akala ko kasi ay nagka-hiatus ang CBOX ko kanina dahil nawala s'yang bigla at ayaw nang bumalik, yun pala ay na-down lang naman ang server ng internet provider ko....! Tuloy nawala lahat ng mga tags ko WHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Kung ba't naman kasi ambilis ng impulses kong ayusin kaagad without even thinking kung talaga bang corrupted s'ya....!!!! Relax ka lang peng.... May saging pa dun sa ref. ubusin mo na....! Nakoooohhh....!!!! Bubwit talaga....!!!! (don't say bad words peng okay) AAAAHHHH....!!!!
This means WAR talaga....! Sana nag-inform naman sila sa lahat ng subscribers nila....! I just need one email lang naman....! Matawagan nga sila bukas....! Kakainis talaga....!