___________PUYAT JUICE___________

___________PUYAT JUICE___________
_MANKIND'S GREATEST DISCOVERY!_
---- Java, Jamoke, Murk, A Shot, A Shot In The Arm, or plainly Joe.... However and whatever you might want to call it.... For me it will always stay as my Puyat Juice...!

Monday, December 31, 2007

Manigong Bagong Taon....!

Happy and blessed new year to everyone....! Alam nyo ba na ang first blast of new years eve's celebration ay magsisimula dito sa mga pacific islands sa lower southern regions ng mundo natin like the Tongan and Samoan Islands, and then susunod na ang New Zealand and Australia....? I think it has something to do with the inclination of our planet ayun dun sa alignment ng magkabilang polar regions natin, ang north and south poles.... Ibig sabihin, three hours bago ang bagong taon dyan sa pinas ay mauuna na akong mag-greet sa inyo ng happy new year mamaya according dun sa world time zones natin he-he....!


Na-miss ko tuloy yung preparations for new years eve dyan.... When i was young, we use to start buying the paputok weeks before new years day pa.... Though we couldn't afford those expensive ones dahil saving lang naman talaga from our allowances ang pinangbili namin kasi normally ay hindi agree ang mga parents natin dun sa paputok di ba....? Unless na tulak ng bawal na mga paputok ang parents mo he-he....! Of course hindi rin nawala yong kanyong kawayan, and as usual ay papasa yun sa MPRCB (Mama, Papa, Regulatory, and Censorships Board) at may one month supply ka pa ng ga-as (kerosene) as long na hindi mo susunugin ang mga kilay at buhok mo as in, Blab....! Waaaha-haaa....! Nawala ang kilay ko....! ay safe ka he-he....!


And also, don't forget the ever popular na 13 fruits sa center tables nyo....! Sabi nila, dapat daw at tulad rin to nung mga rules dun sa kasalan.... Something bought, something borrowed, something blue, something old, something new, and last but not not the least, someting stolen from bakod ng may sariling bakod he-he....! I remember, few days before the new years eve ay busy na kami shopping around for those illussive fruits na napakadaling hanapin pero napakamahal naman ng presyo....! Nakakita na ba kayo ng kalamansi na sampung piso ang dalawang piraso....?! At five pesos for bubot ng papaya....! Kaya nga siguro mas-okay pa yung option na something stollen dahil wala kang kahiraphirap at kahit may kunting kaba ay sure-ball ang success he-he....! Pasimplehan mo lang naman ang mga aratiles sa may kabilang bakod at, GRRRRR....! Baw-waw-waw....! Yaiiks! May guardia sibil pala....! =D


But however way we prepare for new years eve ay guaranteed ang excitements and kasayahan nito di ba....? Even with our little simple ways.... Anyways, all i'd like to say this morning dahil medyo napahaba lang ng kunti tong daldalan natin ay, i just like to greet everyone a Happy New Year and please try to make it a safe one dahil kung hindi ay magiging very sikat rin ang mga daliri nyo dito sa downunder na kagaya nung mga lost and found fingers last year....! Pinapanood di namin dito ang mga naputukan kang bata ka dyan sa pinas ha....! Yes, we are watching those little indians waving goodbye rin po dito....! Nakakaawa ngang tingnan pero yan po ang katutuhanan sa oras na isipin mong ikaw ay si superman, babay hinliliit....! Parang tula ah he-he....! O, paano ka pa ngayon mangungulangot nyan....?! He-he....! Anyways ulit, hanggang dito na lang po for this year, and have a safe new year celebrations lang po sa lahat....! =D

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Tagged by Lady Racer....

This is a tag from Lady Racer.... Probably this is the longest meme i've ever done in my life whew....! But i think i'm more scared of those 20 questions than the length of the meme itself....! =D

Rules: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

----------------------------------20 Questions Meme

1.) Why did you answer this tag?
Well, this is Lady racer's first ever meme and i'm among those first bloggers that she have chosen to hand this meme over, so it's my pleasure and honour i guess to be a part of that first batch of chosen ones thingy he-he....!

2.) What color do you like most?
I'm an artist so my favorite colours are those colours from the very basic part of art itself which are WHITE for a base surface like paper or canvas and BLACK for the sketches and outlines.... But actually, i'm more attracted to a plain white surface more than any other colours....

3.) If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
I will keep loving you until the day that my wheels falls off....

4.) Where is the place that you want to go to the most?
Any wide and open places like a park, shorelines, looking outside the window of an airplane, or the peak of a mountain.... But a rooftop will do kung wala na talaga....

5.) Which part of you that you hate the most?
That will be my uhmm.... Let me think about that first, that's a tough one....! I think it's my temper....! Yeah, when i'm angry, the first 20 minutes is the most critical part.... But i have a lot of patience you know....

6.) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
I just want to be alone for few minutes, then i will try to talk about it.... I guess hearing someones opinions doesn't really change what i believe but it helps me relax and figure thing out....

7.) What are you afraid to lose the most?
Of course my love ones.... They are my source of strength....

8.) If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I been throught that sort of thoughts a million times already eversince and my answer is always the same, to get what is just enought and share the rest of it to whoever needs it the most....

9.) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
If there's something to confess about, then i will.... It would surely help a lot when there's no more dangling weights in between us....

10.) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
First of all, i've only known her for a good few days when she've started leaving comments for my entries here and i responded back, but i can already feel a great sense of confidence in her, she's also adventurous but behind those toughness, she also have a very soft and caring heart that i've found-out when she've started posting her thoughts out about the life struggles of a blogger called Broken Man in her blog.... And that's her i think.... Yeah, that's her he-he....!

11.) What are your requirements from your other half ?
We call it, to synchronise, no secrets and no lies....

12.) Till now, what is the moment that you regret the most?
Nothing really, i believe that mistakes are designed to be corrected, they give you a valuable tool called experience, but when time comes and still you don't listen to your experiences that's when history repeats iteself.... Gets nyo....? =)

13.) Which type of person do you hate the most?
Those who does unfairness deeds to others....

14.) What you think is your greatest goal in life?
To keep on fulfilling my purpose, to try and form whatever is ahead of me into the shape that i desired it to be.... I use to dream about ideal things, but i think ideals doesn't really exist.... What really lies ahead of us and beyond are just questions and trials that we need to answer, that we have to face, and if ever we'are doing well or so, then the results will be the ideals that we always expect.... That is the purpose that we are into in this life.... No more, no less and my greatest goal is to try and accomplish it.... Wag nyo nang isipin to at sasakit lang ang ulo nyo he-he....!

15.) What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
A relationship no matter whatever type it is, a friend, a lover, a parent etc, can be compared to a car driver.... You will see how the person will behave towards every problems on the road, every road signs and traffic lights in every streets.... Along the way you will see some turning points, but if the relationship is mutual and strong , they always hang-on and will even manage to come back into straight lines again.... While a bad driver, will start to let go of the stirring-wheel, sit back and relax, watch the car drift-off the road, down to the shoulder, accross the gutter, onto the gravels, into the grass, hits the rubbish bins, crash through the fence, run over the flowers in garden, miss the tree, and into your house via the window pane he-he....! So what would make me think that a person is bad....? I guess it's the same as everyone else who understands what is good and what's bad....! =D

16.) What is it that people don’t know about you?
I am a mirror, whatever you will place in front of me, you will also see in the reflection....

17.) So far, have you had a life-changing moment? What was it?
I'm currently working on it.... I'm still going through the ups and downs but i never forget to pick-up small bits of opportunities along the way....

18.) Name one of your body part your significant other tells you he/she adores.
I don't really have a single clue about that....! I am so big that i think everything they see is a zoom-up of me he-he....! Don't get me wrong, i'm not fat but i'm just big.... Kayo na lang bahalang mag-imagine.... =D

19.) It would be 2008 in a few days, do you have a new year’s resolution?
I wanted to do better, much more better than what i did in 2007.... I hope everything works well this time....

20.) If your better half is cheating on you, will you forgive him/her?
I will.... As long as she will be happy and contented with whatever it is that she've chosen to be, because if she's not, then i will also feel very sad for her for the rest of my life.... Because she was once a part of me too....

I don't know who am i going to tag yet coz i think most of my blog friends already got this meme.... But just in case you don't have this one yet, just feel free to tag yourself if you'are interested to answer this meme.... =D

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Treasure Award....

Got this treasure award from Mrs.T yesterday pero ngayon ko lang ginawa tong entry kasi may kunting christmas party kami ng mga neighbours ko kahapon.... I thought it was going to be held downstairs dun sa apartment ng care-taker kaya ibinaba ko na ang BBQ grill at LPG tank dahil yun daw ang gagamitin namin bandang 4 'o clock sa hapon but in the end ay sa apartment ko pa rin pala nila gustong ilagay ang handaan dahil nasa itaas ito at may balcony pa kaya yun....

Wala naman masyadong madaming pagkain, pero non-stop ang beer.... Then one of my pinoy neighbour brought some bottles of red and white wines.... Nag-inuman, nandun din ang mga family nila and around 8 pm ay nagsi-uwian na ang iba.... Then lumipat kami dun sa place nung kapit-apartment kong pinoy until mga 11 or 12 midnight na with a lot of beer and wine sa bituka pero okay pa rin for some more he-he....! Nagligpit ng mga gamit dun sa pag-barbecue, naghugas ng mga plato at lahat-lahat bago nakipag-chat kay AB until 2 'o clock in the morning and then natulog na rin....


Resulta, tinanghali ako ng gising at medyo gutom na rin.... Ayaw ko pa nga sanang bumangon at inaantok pa kaya lang toilet na toilet na talaga ako....! Kamuntik pang sumama sa'kin yung kumot at unan dun sa may toilet at sa sobrang tulog ko yata ay dumikit na ang mga yun sa mukha ko he-he....! Then i've noticed na para yatang may lindol as in umiikot yata ang buong kuwarto ko....! Oh my gulay, is dis da eynd ops di wurlds na ba waaaah....! Pero teka, parang utak ko lang yata tong umiikot a he-he....! Nagka-hangover pala.... Happy hangover's day to me, and there's only one known remedy for it and that is.... the same brand of course ano pa nga ba he-he....! In short, this bottle of Heineken on your left is my breakfast this morning....! Oks ba....? Panguntra gulat daw, sabi ng mga dakilang manginginom....! Buti na lang once a year ko lang to ginagawa.... Ansakit sa ulo pala pag napasobra ka....!

Thanks for the award Mrs.T....! Merry Christmas all....! =D


Sunday, December 23, 2007

Happy Holiday....!



Have a merry christmas all....! Ilang oras na lang, Noche Buena na naman....! Na-miss ko tuloy ang pinas, tagal ko rin hindi nakapag-christmas dyan kasi.... I remember my last christmas in pinas was in year 2000 pa, napakatagal na pala....! Whew, dapat ay makauwi na ako talaga next na christmas....! Finally the busy days are over and christmas break is here wooohooo....! Pasensya na po for my being so quiet for the past few days.... Madami lang po kasi akong mga bagay-bagay na tinapos at nilinis prior to this christmas holiday season.... I'm just glad that at last this year is ending na, kasi medyo hindi maganda ang mga naging vibes ko nitong taon na to....


At least naman ay patapos na sya ano....? Welcome new year, at sana ay much better year na rin to para medyo makapag-relax naman ako ng kunti.... Balik blogging nang muli.... Anong nangyari kay Pepe for the past few days na medyo natahimik tong downunder nya....? Well, madami po.... I have to concentrate on my end of the year duties sa trabaho.... I have to make sure that everything on my work table are tidy and well into places kasi mas-clear ang isipan ko pagbalik next year kung tapos lahat ang mga assignments ko for this year di ba....?


Then, i have to prepare for our christmas party na this time ay sa work place lang ang venue kasi medyo hindi rin maganda ang results ng year na to sa trabaho namin financially.... Madaming kapalpakan na nangyari, bumili ng mga makinaryang hindi naman namin kailangan talaga, nag-set ng bagong system na naging pagulo lang sa smooth na flow ng old system, bumagal ang productions, tinanggal ang saturdays work, tinanggal din ang over-time, ni wala pa yatang bunos this year dahil wala pa akong nakikitang bagong figures dun sa bank account ko hanggang ngayon and i will be in big trouble kung wala nga dahil kinapos ang budget ko for this christmas sa dami ba naman ng financial problems ko this whole year....! Hindi rin natuloy ang planong holiday ko in pinas dahil dito.... At kung ano-ano pang mga kapalpakan....!


Pero kahit papano naman ay may mga maliliit na swerte ring dumating sa life ni Pepe this year, though it wasn't really enough to keep me smiling the whole year round ay motivations na rin para mag-move on.... Naks ha-ha....! Anyways, i hope everyone's having a good time this christmas.... I will try to smile this christmas pa rin naman kahit na san damukal na problema yata ang tumama dito sa mukha ko sa buong taon na to.... At least ay hindi naman ako binigyan ng mga problemang hindi ko kayang harapin di ba....? I hope everyone's is having a great time this christmas and for the new year, and ingat na wag maputukan okay....?! I will probably visit your blogs after this to say merry christmas.... Ingatz all....! =D

Monday, December 17, 2007

Another award from Mrs.T....!

-------------------------------THE TRUE BLUE AWARDI receive another award from ever thoughtful and full of surprises na si Mrs.T woooohoooo....! Thanks again Mrs.T....! In a week's time, this will join my other awards in my award collection post....! This is another addition to my collection and i'm so glad to have it....! Thank you very much again Mrs.T....! =D

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Must forget 2007....


If we talk about what had happened in 2007, ay madami po akong alam dyan lalong lalo na sa da life of yours truly in 2007.... I guess for me, 2007 is a year that is not worth remembering, why....? Well, madaming mga pangyayaring nangyari at hindi ko pa alam kung muling mangyayari pa in 2008, na sana naman ay wag nang magyari pa dahil ayaw na ayaw ko na sana tong muling mangyari pa at pagnangyari pa tong muli ay ewan ko na lang....! Whew....! Yun....!


I think i'm more luckier with well rounded numbers like the number 8 which is also a symbol of glittering cash in chinese numerology.... I can't understand why but, it seems that the number 7 in 2007 had live up to it's shape as an axe that had kept on axing my luck the whole year round....!


I know you wouldn't believe me unless you've put your foot in my shoe and step a year back in time to see for yourself kung ano nga ba ang mga nangyari kay Pepe nun at ganito na lang ang pagtatampo nya sa 2007....! Pero ito po talaga ang nangyari and you will never ever dream of having something like this in your smooth-flowing life ever....! If i were asked to choose, i wouldn't have chosen this disaster either....! I can't tell you what it was, but i can compare that experience to having a nightmare while you'are still awake....!


Nakakita na ba kayo ng rumaragasang tren....? Subukan nyong tumayo sa harap nun....! Ganun ang nangyari sa amin ni AB this year....! Na-picture out mo na....? Hindi basta basta hihinto yun, bawat bagon ay may sariling momentum na patuloy na tutulak at tatakbo ng walang tiyak na oras ng paghinto....! Mas-okay pa nga sigurong tumayo sa harap ng rumaragasang mga kalabaw at ipikit ang mga mata mo dahil kahit papano ay kusa kang iiwasan ng mga ito....!


Ano-ano nga ba ang mga naging kapalpakan sa life ni Pepe in 2007....? Madami po, ang iba ay hindi ko na maalala at ayaw nang maalala pa at kung kusa mang bumalik ang mga alaala ay kusa ko pa rin tong buburahin sa isipan ko....! Lately there was a big blow na dumating at kung halos pa lang ay magpalimos na kami just to meet the requirements.... First time ever itong nangyari sa amin, at hindi namin expected and not everybody had experienced this one as well, actually only a small number of people have had this kind of experience in their lives....! Masmalaki pa nga siguro ang chances na masagasaan ka ng pison kesa mangyari to sa'yo....! For a moment, i've even thought that this is just happening in the movies....! Believe me, i don't know how on earth are you going to escape this that easily kung sa'yo siguro to nangyari....! But we did in just within a week's time....! It's like we'are living in a dream for a moment there....!


Of all the people ba naman in the phils ay hindi ako makapaniwalang sa amin pa nangyari to....! But gladly my brother in Singapore had saved the day for us and paid everything-off....! I still owe him some amount though' pero sabi nya, "'tol, pag-usapan na lang natin yan kung may pera ka na." na nagpalaki naman sa aking puso he-he....! Enlargement of the heart, delekado yan Peng ah....! I think it's great to have a good and caring brother around you at times when you'are down.... =)


That big blow had a bad effects on us though, we've lost the ability to trust the word SECURITY anymore.... We believe that our privacy was being violated there and i guess things won't be the same again after that.... I just hope that gradually we will recover so that we can move on.... Hopefully with the help of the number 8 in 2008 we will get through these challenges together.... We've made a lot of attempts to plan some new things before the year's end, but still the lack of confidence are there to make us realize, think, and sink back to the safety of not caring anymore at all....!


Hopefully this next year will look after us, and this time we'll be ready to stand aside whenever a train comes again.... We'll be more wiser by then i promise....! For me, there is really a big reason for us to celebrate the parting of the years, and that is peace of mind....! And some other reasons pa of course, that are already marinating in my fridge he-he....! BBQ yum....! =D

Monday, December 10, 2007

Token of friendship....

I was keeping these tokens in my side-bar for quite sometime now, they are frienship tokens from my friends here in blogos.... I don't know where to put them now 'coz i've noticed that my collection is starting to gain volume lately and there's not much space in my side-bar to fit them all in.... Finally i've decided to post them here and i will just keep updating this entry everytime that i will receive another one.... I will label this entry "FRIENDSHIP" so that from now on, this will become the home of my collections of friendship tokens okay ba....?This one is the latest one coming from Mrs.T not long ago....! Love the dolphin here Mrs.T, they surely are a symbol of true friendship....! Thanks for this Mrs.T....! And those ones down below are from Mel, Mrs.T again, and i know i have one from Redlan pero hindi ko na ma-trace ang link sa post nya na yun.... Thanks guys....! I think i need your help here Red....! Nahanap ko na ang STAR AWARD ni Redlan for me....Thanks Red....!

-------------------------I LOVE YOUR BLOG - From Mrs.T-----------------------------STAR BLOGGER - From Mel
-----------------------------BLOG BUDDIES - From Mrs.T----------------------------------STAR - From Redlan -------------------------BODACIOUS BLOG - From Mrs.T

I only have a few at the moment, but i'm hoping that my collection will grow larger later on he-he....! Finally it's here....! At last we found Redlan's STARS again he-he....! Thanks Red....! =D

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Farting Community....



Pasensya na po sa mga kumakain dyan ha.... Alam nyo ba na ang mga Herring o commonly known in pinas as Tuyo ay isang kakaibang isda dahil hindi lang sila masarap ulamin, kakaiba rin ang pamamaraan nila ng pag-communicate sa isa't-isa.... The fish actually Farts (utot) a lot just to keep in touch with the whole group or school of tuyo....! Poooot! poots! poooot! (translation: o inuman daw tayo mamya!) =D


Para yung sending emails in the utot-networks he-he....! And it's not just utot the normal tunog na utot like we do....! This is like an Ultrasonic-utot na talagang napakalakas at makabasag basong pag-utot....! Study found that the noise made by the bubble coming out from the school of Herring's Wetpu (gets nyo?) has the same intensity as the noise made by fighter jets on take-off....! Ang galing huh....! Isdang umuutot....!


They believe that fish like anchovies and sprats, which have similar swim bladders, show this farting behaviour as a means of communicating at night and keeping the school together. During the day these fish use visual information, such as the pattern of light reflected off specialised mirror-like scales, to communicate.


Kung kayo kaya ay na-belong sa isang community na ang paraan ng pag-communicate sa isa't-isa ay ang pagpalabas ng napakalakas at mahalimuyak (wow, lalim nun a!) na pabango slash pabantot na rin ay kaya nyo kaya....? Sabi nga dun sa quote sa discovery channel, "how would you like to be surrounded by neighbors who does nothing the whole day but fart?" =D


Herrings and their fishy relatives release air bubbles in large quantities when attacked, but the low level farting appears to serve a different purpose.... This may seem a small addition to the sum of scientific knowledge, but it is useful.... It is the air in the Herrings' swim bladder that shows up in sonar surveys by marine biologists trying to determine the numbers and size of the fish, so information on how much air is released and when is relevant....


Kung ganun ay hindi lang pala ang tao at ang iba pang klasing mammals ang cause ng global warming dahil sa carbon emissions kundi pati na rin ang mga tuyo....! Aba'y dapat palang damihan na natin ang consumptions natin ng tuyo at ng mabawasan naman ang mga mahilig umutot dito sa mundo....! Well, kung pagkain lang naman ng tuyo ang solution sa global warming na yan ay walang problema dahil si Pepe ay number one rin na consumer ng dried tuyo....! Wow ha, dried na tuyo pa....!


Anyways, hanggang dito na lang po ako at pakiramdam ko ay nawawalan na tuloy ako ng ganang kumain pa ng tuyo dahil sa topic na to he-he....! Have a good end of the weekend all....! Ayan ha, something to think about bago kayo umutot he-he....! By the way, it's 4 o clock in the afternoon and it's hailing again today in my suburb as i blog....! Manunood muna ako ng mga yelo sa labas....! =D



Saturday, December 08, 2007

Tagged by Maj....

Tagged by : My kumareng Maj and Dyan

Rules : Mention the name of the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.** Copy-paste the traits for all the 12 months.** Pick your birth month.** Bold the traits that apply to you.** Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their sites and hit them with a comment.** Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it.
Has a lot of ideas, Difficult to fathom, Thinks forward, Unique and brilliant, Extraordinary ideas, Sharp thinking, Fine and strong clairvoyance, Can become good doctors, Dynamic in personality, Secretive, Inquisitive, Knows how to dig secrets, Always thinking, Less talkative but amiable, Brave and generous, Patient, Stubborn and hard-hearted, If there is a will, there is a way, Determined, Never give up, Hardly becomes angry unless provoked, Loves to be alone, Thinks differently from others, Sharp-minded, Motivates oneself, Does not appreciate praises, High-spirited, Well-built and tough, Deep love and emotions, Romantic, Uncertain in relationships, Homely, Hardworking, High abilities, Trustworthy, Honest and keeps secrets, Not able to control emotions, Unpredictable....


JANUARY : Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.


FEBRUARY : Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


MARCH : Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.


APRIL : Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.


MAY : Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.


JUNE : Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.


JULY : Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.


AUGUST : Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.


SEPTEMBER : Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.


OCTOBER : Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.


DECEMBER : Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Now I'm tagging : Redlan, Mel, Bhem, Darlene, Annie , Genny, Bry, Luki, Ghee, Karmi....

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Sacked Santa Clause....




A 70-year-old man working as Santa Claus says he was SACKED from a Cairns department store for saying "ho, ho, ho" and singing Christmas carols.... In a case of political correctness seemingly gone mad, retired entertainer John Oakes says he was fired from his job at Myer for his rendition of Santa’s famous laugh.


His employer, Westaff, last month sparked national outrage when it ordered its Santas to say "ha, ha, ha" instead of "ho, ho, ho" because it could be derogatory to women but denied the words were a factor in Mr Oakes’s case.... The word "ho" is also American slang for a whore.... A sign of a christmas and santa hater di ba....? How could you think of such stupid ideas na bastos ang word na ho-ho-ho....?! Everyone expect Santa Clause to go ho-ho....! If Santa will go ha-ha, that sounds like Jim Carrey....! And if Santa will say hey-hey-hey, that's more like Krusty the Clown in the famous Simpsons cartoon....!


"They’re trying to kill the spirit of Christmas," Mr Oakes told The Cairns Post yesterday, just days into his fourth year as Myer’s Santa.... "But after my shift on Monday, I got a call from my manager telling me my services were no longer required.... "I hadn’t done anything wrong so I asked her why, and she said, ‘You said ho, ho, ho and that’s not appropriate’.... Since when it's not appropriate for Santa to say ho-ho....? I think they were just plainly being ridiculous, sa palagay nyo....! Isn't Santa suppose to be a happy jolly person....? I think the world is really going in a totally strange direction nowadays, ano sa palagay nyo....? =)

Monday, December 03, 2007

Tagged by Bhem

This tag's from Bhem.... I reckon i've already done this one before but i thought that i have a lot of weird things about myself to share so i'll give it another go....! Thanks Bhem....!


Rules : Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog**Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself**Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs**Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a notification on their blog.... Now here is my Random Weirdness:

1.) Most of the time, i love to stuff my burgers up with lots and lots of french fries before the very first bite.... I call that the Crunchy Burger....! Try it, it's very nice....!

2.) I have a favorite baseball cap, and i wash, dry, and wear that over and over every other day....! Don't get me wrong, i still have three more baseball caps but i guess i just bought them to catch the dust....! =D

3.) I'm no chef, and i'm no good cook too but i so love the kitchen and proud of my cooking....! Whenever you'll get invited into my place it would be over a breakfast, lunch, dinner, or plainly barbecue at the balcony and not because of a basketball and soccer games on tv or a movie video to watch or any other things....! Of course, i will be cooking again and you'll be my experimental Guinea Pigs bwahaha....! I will not eat it, it's all yours he-he....! Don't worry, you'll survive i promise....! =D

4.) I'd rather spray bleach inside the bathroom and the kitchen instead of air fresheners.... It smells so clean....!

5.) I'd buy 2 dozen eggs and boil a dozen of it and store in the fridge for future use.... I don't know why, but i hate the taste of freshly boiled eggs....!

6.) I will only drink half a mug of my breakfast coffee, and leave the other half in the fridge to drink later on after coming back from work cold with crushed ice.... Tamad ha-ha....! Ice coffee....! Yummm....!

7.) I always leave the radio or tv on everytime i leave the house.... I don't know, i just believe that music and happy noises flushes the bad vibes away.... But that makes me spend too much on electricity bills too ha-ha....! Weird....?! Feel free to try this meme everyone....! Goodie weekend all....! =D

Hail storm in Sydney....

I took a bus to work today.... This is one of those days na kailangan kong mag-bus kaya inagahan ko na lang para makauwi rin ako ng maaga.... Gumising ako ng around 4:45 AM.... Naligo, nagbihis, hindi na rin nag-breakfast kasi kailangan kong habulin ang 5:50 AM na trip papuntang trabaho.... By 5:40 AM, i was already at the bus station na hindi naman malayo sa bahay.... Mga 7 minutes na lakad-takbo lang naman....


Around 6:18 AM, nasa trabaho na ako.... Bilis kong dumating sa work ano....? 12 kilometers lang naman kasi ang distance ng work ko from home.... Normally i don't go to work this early in the morning.... Narinig ko kasi sa news na may thunder storm ngayong hapon kaya since wala kaming overtime every mondays ay good timing na rin para umuwi ng maaga.... I was already worried bandang 2:00 PM kasi nagsimula nang pumatak ang ulan.... Luckily, hindi gaanong malakas at hindi rin dinaanan ng sabi sa news na may hail storm daw somewhere else sa sydney.... Mahirap pa naman maghintay ng bus kung umuulan, lalo na kung puro bukol ka sa tama ng hail stones....!


I got hit by hail stones before you know....! First timer pa lang ako nun sa downunder and i don't know anything about hail storms na yan....! In other words, tatangatanga pa....! =D


Nakatira pa ako nun sa bahay ng tiyahin ko na kapatid ng nanay ko sa Merrylands.... Same time of the year din yun, wala pa akong nahanap na trabaho.... Wala ang husbandry nya nun at pumasok yata dun sa panggabing part-time nya.... Iniwanan nya ang car nya sa labas.... Bigla ba namang umulan ng yelo na kasing laki ng kalamansi....! Nataranta tuloy kami na baka masira ang sasakyan kaya inutusan nya ako na takpan ko raw ng kung ano-ano....! Kumot, balik bayan boxes, tuwalya, carpet, etc....!


Ako naman tong si tatangatanga, biglang sugod na rin kahit hindi handa kaya yun, tinadtad ng naglalakihang yelo ang buong katawan....! Hindi nga nasira yung kotse, bugbog naman mukha ko sa tama ng yelo....! Sakit nun ha....! Anyways, this is how some parts of sydney looks like few hours ago today after the hail storm....



Thanks to Sydney Morning Herald, the site where i borrowed these photos from today.... O di ba....! Sarap umupo sa may gilid sabay gawa ng halo-halo ano....?! =D


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tagged by Genny....


Thanks for the tag Genny. This is a very good timing kasi wala na akong maisipang isulat lately.... Also very busy pa rin ako sa work and partly dealing with a lot of problems too.... Anyways, here is my response to your meme....


5 Things found in my bag: wallet, mobilephone, bunch of keys, pencils/pens, diary, passport, recordbook, lighter, and a lot more he-he....! I've already answered this question before in one entry.... =D


5 things found in my room: bed, desktop computer, laptop computer, fish tank, wall clock, alarm clocks, desk clock, stereo component, guitar, radio controlled cars, fans/heater, lamp shade, and me most of the time....!


5 things I've always wanted to do: This is my giant wish in life, to go back home to pinas for good and start something there.... I've thought of starting a resort hotel and a small shopping square plaza.... But who know's when are all those plans gonna happen ha-ha....! Main problem: MONEY....! We've already started on some little one only.... =D


5 things I'm currently into: blogging world, hardworking for the savings, and family matters....


Well, that's me.... Thanks again to Genny for this meme.... I want to hand this meme over to some of my friends but i have to check their blogs first if they've already did this before.... Anyways, if you like this meme just feel free to have it a go....!


David Beckham in Sydney....

I think i've already posted about this before.... But this time it's the real thing....! For those who like to watch David Beckham play football, mamatay kayo sa inggit he-he....! Joks lang....! I was so busy at work na kahit gusto ko sana tong i-post bago pa sya dumating dito ay wala talagang chance.... Anyways, he's still here promoting a lot of things like his football team the LA Galaxy, his perfume, and lots of things mostly products from japan....


Around 80,000 people turned up to watch him play for LA Galaxy where he is the team captain in last night's exhibition match against Sydney FC. Thought his team lost the match, everyone understand that it was only an exhibition game and he doesn't really have to break a shin bone just to prove his ability to play the game.... Just to watch him perform his spectacular moves was already enough to drive the last night's ecstatic fans wild over Beckham....!


One officemate of mine had a chance to watch the exhibition game last night with his grandson.... Funny thing was, he (the grandson) broke his leg while doing diving in the weekend and the leg was in plaster cast and he was on crutches too when they went to watch the game.... My officemate said that when the security saw them, he then told them to take the front seats instead he-he....! Maybe he thought that the boy's leg got broken in a soccer game and he is a big fan of Beckham....! =D


My other friend's husband and four sons too was there.... They are lucky to get some front seats, manager kasi husband nya sa ACER so they had the chance to get the tickets much earlier and much cheaper from the company where he works.... I'm not really a football follower, and same as all the other filipinos i guess, i am a BIG BIG FAN of basketball games.... But just for the sake of having something na " IN " nowadays to talk about sa trabaho ay nanood na rin ako sa tv nung live broadcast kagabi he-he....! It was alright....


Anyways, panoorin nyo na rin tong video na to.... This is Channel 7 News with David Beckham a day after arriving in sydney.... I hope you can catch-up with the aussie accent, para kasing kinakain nila ang mga words kung magsalita....! =D



Monday, November 26, 2007

Thinking about christmas....


You know christmas is just around the corner, but the odd thing is soon it's going to be scorching hot here in sydney....! Summer time is already here and it's already starting to get more warmer each day.... Christmas in my childhood's memory is about santa, snows, reindeers, and snowmans.... And eventhough tropical ang climate natin dyan sa pinas pero meron pa rin namang kaunting ihip ng malamig na hangin kada pasko di ba....? Ewan ko lang sa Manila, pero dun sa amin sa probinsya may lamig pa rin na kunti ang pasko.... There's no way i can sport my jackets and things here for christmas like i use to do there in pinas when we go to the church and malls at night....


Sometimes it's strange watching christmas programs on tv during the ber-seasons when you'are sweating all-over and you crave for a glass of cold drinking water....! Plus the annoying scenes in the malls....! The decorations, the songs, at nakakita na ba kayo ng pictorial na si Santa Clause ay parang ginaw na ginaw dun sa porma nya habang ang kandong-kandong naman nya na bata ay nakapang-Sahara Desert na attire....?! How i wish na makaka-uwi ako this christmas, pero malabo due to a lot of problems that was stopping me from saving for my holiday back this year....


Anyways, there's still plenty of chances naman sa mga susunod pa na mga months, pero ito sana ang pinakagusto ko dahil masaya at madaming activities.... I've missed a lot in my life you know.... Since i came here, everything seems to had stopped in a certain point of my life.... Sometimes i said to myself na maybe tatanda ako later on na puzzled and wondering what had happened to those dashes in between the words na "my-------life" kasi napakadami kong na-miss na mga bagay....! Minsan na-isip ko tuloy na mag-aral kaya akong lumipad....! Para naman makakabalik ako sa pinas anytime na bored ako dito ng walang masyadong kuskos balungos....! Yun kaya ibig sabihin nung Flying School....?


Hay naku, kung bibilangin ko lang ang lahat ng mga hinanakit ko sa buhay ay magi-emote na naman, totopakin, at masisira lang tong pasko ko....! For the sake of the christmas spirit na lang, i will try to enjoy this christmas season kahit na medyo malayo sa love ones dahil once lang naman natin to mai-enjoy sa isang taon di ba....? Sa mga nag-aantabay naman po dyan sa holiday counter ko sa taas, hindi po matutuloy yan.... Dapat siguro palitan ko na muna yan ng counters for New Years Eve o Valentines Day hanggang sa makapagmunimuni at makapagdesisyon naman ako ng panibagong mga holiday dates....! And hopefully this time ay matuloy na sana.... =D


Saturday, November 24, 2007

Hershey's Truck....?


We've heard of hydro, electric, cooking oil, bananas and tin cans (from back to the future) powered cars, but have you heard of a chocolate powered car before....? Yes, another one of my bizarre stories....!


Two British adventurers are preparing to set off on an expedition to west Africa in a lorry powered by biodiesel made from waste chocolate.... The Ecotec team with their chocolate diesel vehicle Andrew Pag, 34, from Croydon, south London, and John Grimshaw, 39, from Poole, Dorset, will drive more than 4,500 miles across the Sahara to Timbuktu, in Mali, to raise awareness of green fuels.... Their lorry, called "the Bio-truck", runs on a fuel created by a Lancashire-based producer, Ecotec, which has developed a process to turn chocolate misshapes into biodiesel....


But they will not be able to dip into their tank of hot brown whatever they are if they feel hungry as the biodiesel does not look or smell like chocolate at all....! What about the taste....? The fuel is made from cocoa butter extracted from the waste chocolate.... Most of the chocolate would otherwise end up in landfill....


Parang Hershey's Car ano he-he....! Kung ako nga kapag nag-travel pauwi ng pinas ay iilang packets lang ng chocolates ang dala, itong kotse na to ay isang punong tanke ang dala not to mention the reserve tanks inside the car-boot pa ha-ha....! Di kaya sila langgamin sa dami ng sweets na dala nila....?! This is what i call a sweet way to travel....! Astig....! =D


Federal Election....

Australians right across the country are casting their votes today, as polling booths in every states and territory open for the federal election.... Alam ko na hindi nyo alam pinagsasatsat ko ngayon dito at hindi nyo rin kilala kung sino-sino tong mga unggoy na to sa pictures unless na sinusubaybayan nyo talaga ang politika namin dito sa downunder he-he....! This is a big day because we are going to decide who the future leader of the country is going to be.... Just like the election for president dyan sa pinas pero hindi nga lang kasing gulo.... Australia is about the size of america but we only have less than 20 million population dito....



I just want to give you a slight taste of our politics here in downunder because today i'm going to cast my first vote for the 2007 Federal Election.... Any moment from now ay malalaman na kung sino nga ba sa mga Prime Ministerial candidates na to ang syang tatanghaling kampyon....


This is my first time to vote in a federal election and also my first to vote in Parramatta City kasi nun sa Merrylands na suburb ako nakatira kung kaya dun din ang polling station ko.... Hindi ko rin alam kung saang polling area ako kasi nung nag-check ako kanina sa net ay madami palang polling stations tong parramatta kaya medyo dapat agahan ko ngayon just in case na wala ang pangalan ko dun sa ibang polling areas para mahanap ko dun sa iba pa ng masmaaga.... By the way, the picture inset are the candidates for prime ministerial position except the person in the middle....


JOHN HOWARD - If you've heard of him ,he's the current prime minister of australia.... He's been serving australians for 11 long years now.... He's a winner of numerous federal elections and people seems to find it hard to let go of him.... But they said that he's a liar too, a mister empty promises to some, to apologise is not his cup of tea, and interest rates and things such as house prices are rising during his terms.... He's also a friend of George Bush during the war in Iraq, in short, tuta....! Sadly, if he wins this election again, at some point in time (estimates is within 8 months only) he will retire and pass the seat to his trusted treasurer Peter Costello.... No good....!


PETER COSTELLO - The treasurer, australias second big man, and the future successor of Mr. Howard.... He said that Howard promised him the seat before.... People said, let's see about that mr. treasurer....! He really thought that he could get away with the throne that easily without even competing with Kevin Rudd in the candidacy.... But put it this way, kung halimbawa tumakbo man sya for prime minister, wala namang magtitiwalang magbigay ng boto nila sa kanya....! So bakit nila hahayaang manalo si Howard at ipapasa lang pala ang pagka-prime ministro kay Costello pagkatapos di ba....? Wrong move Howard, you shouldn't have told the public about your crooked plans with Costello....!


KEVIN RUDD - Labor Party leader, not so experienced but has a lot of positive plans, he can speak mandarin while John Howard can only eat mandarins....! The asian community said that this guy's grandfather is a chinese.... His eldest daughter married a hong kong man, and his youngest daughter's boyfreind is from mainland china.... I'm not sure if that rumor is true or not.... But then if it is a correct information, therefore i conclude that he's an asian friendly person which makes me happy as an asian too....! Some aussies said that he will bring asians to control downunder in the future.... I said, who gave them that idea....? Have you heard of the word Symbiosis before....?! Howard said, he will bring back the unions.... I said, good....! A Howard supporter said, Rudd's union leaders are racists and they hate asians in particular.... I said, what....?! Almost the majority of union members are asians as well as their soon to be champion man has something 25% or so of that blood circulating in his veins....! Are you crazy....?! Basta ako at the end of the day ay kay Kevin Rudd pa rin okay....!


At yan po ang election namin dito sa downunder.... Alam kong wala kayong naintindihan dyan sa mga pinagsusulat ko at lalong hindi nyo kilala tong mga pinag-uusapan natin he-he....! Pasensyahan nyo na lang po tong astig nyong lingkod at masyado lang na-carried away dun sa first prime ministerial poll nya....! Anyways, malalaman nyo dito kung nanalo ang kandidato ko at malalaman nyo rin kung hindi dahil tatahimik ako nun at kakalimutan ko na tong topic na to he-he....! Excuse ko lang po to for not blogging and blog-hopping today....! Anyways, i'll try to visit all your blogs tonight, yan ay kung hindi pa ako lasing sa celebration....! Joks lang, i will blog-hop later tonight after the counting....! =D


PM Election Results later here....

As of 8:00 PM tonight, KEVIN RUDD wins election wooohooo....! Sabi ko na nga ba ha-ha....! Congratulations to our New Prime Minister....! Well done....! =D

Thursday, November 22, 2007

No more bottled water....


A universal accessory, the water bottle will soon be a thing of the past here in australia.... Councils are planning to ban the plastic bottles from their respective suburbs because of the damages it can cause to our environment.... Recent survey reveals that the bottled water is increasing around 10% per year as well as the improper disposal of the plastic bottles.... The government is worried that if the problem is not tackled sooner, at some point in time it can escalate to an irreversible level at mahihirapan na silang ayusin pa ito....


There's nothing wrong with drinking tap water naman sa palagay ko.... Kailangan lang siguro nilang maglagay ng madami pang taps o gripo lalo na sa mga public places kung saan madaming mangangailangan ng drinking water like parks, department stores, movie houses, schools, church, beach (may tubig na rin dun kaya lang maalat he-he....!) sidewalks, etc.... The thing is, mahirap talagang baguhin ang isang kulturang nakasanayan na natin ng mahabang panahon kaya sa tingin ko ay hindi ito madaling gawin....


Lalong-lalo na kapag hindi ka sanay na uminom straight from the taps.... Pwede ka rin namang magdala ng sarili mong water purifiers and filters just in case na hindi mo na kayang umabot pa ng bahay mo at talagang inum na inom ka na....! Nowadays Portable Water Alkalizer, purifying containers and filtered containers whatever you call those are already in different shapes and sizes, of course mukha pa rin itong drinking containers at hindi hugis papaya o palayok....!


Nakakatawa lang isipin na in the future ay hindi lang toilets, ATM machines, movie houses, terminal ng bus ang pinipilahan kundi pati na rin ang mga gripo ng tubig....! Sa pinas siguro ay ordinaryong tanawin lang to dahil sa kondisyon ng pamumuhay natin dyan, pero sa isang maunlad na bansa na kagaya dito sa downunder ay medyo nakakatawa nga tong tingnan....!


In some parts of the world particularly in africa where water is so scarce, people will drink just anything liquid regardless of the quality and its source just to survive for at least another day.... Sometimes they've even shared a muddy pool with their horses and cattles para maka-inom lang ng tubig....


Mapalad pa nga sila dito na kahit magmumukha lang silang nakiki-share ng tubig dun sa mga ibon sa park in the future, ay at least malinaw at malinis naman ito.... E ano ngayon kung habang kasalukuyan kang sarap na sarap dun sa pag-inom ng refreshing na tubig galing dun sa bird-bath basin sa may park ay nagtatampisaw naman si ibong pipit at ang boypren nya dun sa harap....! Ayaw mo pa nun, may malamig na tubig ka na, may libreng entertainment ka pa ha-ha....! =D



Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Isang patak na gatas....



I can't help it, i'm a bit stuck with bizarre stories nowadays he-he....! Medyo nawili lang ng kunti dun sa mga kakaibang pangyayari....! I don't know if you've already stumbled on this one today.... It was on the breakfast radio this morning while i was in the shower and it sounds so weird to me that i've started looking for it in the web today para ilagay lang dito.... Is this a classic case of reality disconnection....? A speaker's unprepared appearance....? Or baka sabog lang sya talaga nun time na yun kaya ganun he-he....! Baka all of the above din he-he....!


Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills monday accused consumers of meat and dairy products of fueling global warming, as she launched a vegan campaign at London's famous Speaker's Corner.... Mills, who is engaged in an increasingly bitter divorce battle with the former Beatle, suggested that people could drink the milk of rats or cats, rather than milking cows.


First of all, ano kaya lasa nun....? Pangalawa, gaano ba kadaming gatas ang makukuha natin sa isang daga....?! Isang patak, kalahating patak, o wan-port sa patak....?! Aba'y napakamahal naman na gatas nun....! Ano kayang machine ang pwedeng gamitin para gatasan ang daga ano....? Citrus Press pwede kaya....? Iilan kayang daga ang makakapuno sa isang feeding bottle ni beybe, mga wantawsan rats....? Ilang beses naman kung dumede si beybe in one day....?


Naku po, at sumasakit lang ang ulo ko sa ka-calculate kung gaano kadaming mga daga at pusa ang masa-shock sa news na to....! Papayag naman kayang gatasan yung mga daga at pusa....? Anong say nyo Minggay and Bubwit....? At pagtinanong nyo ako kung anong lasa nung gatas ng pusa, sigurado akong lasang daga yun he-he....! Yuk....!


Ganito siguro talaga ang takbo ng pag-iisip ng mga Rich and Famous ano....? Basta na lang magsasalita kahit na walang solid-grounds....! Ito galing dun sa isang kasamahan ko sa trabaho, not from Pepe's big mouth to ha.... Sabi nya, " when you'are rich you can have whatever things you've wanted in life....! Good food, cars, motorbikes, clothes, furnitures, jewelries, houses, horses, boats, planes, travels, and lots and lots of girlfriends.... Later on you'll get bored having girlfriends that you will then get yourself some boyfriends too....!" Ha-ha....! Kaya ako kuntento na sa just enough lang.... At least everystep of the way ay madami pa rin akong nakikitang mga surprises na nagbibigay kulay sa life ko.... Wow life daw o he-he....!


Ano naman kaya lasa nung gatas ng butiki....? Teka, may gatas ba ang butiki....? Heh! Tama ka na nga dyan Peng....! Turn-off na muna tong utak ko bago lalo pang gumulo tong usapan natin mamya he-he....! =D




Monday, November 19, 2007

Hi-pluckers....

Here's another bizzare story.... A woman was arrested at an international airport because she was found carrying a deadly weapon called TWEEZERS....! What the....?!


I think the movies and gaming industries are partly to be blame on all these confusions because movies and games nowadays are so walastic-realistic that most of the time it is very hard to tell between a movie and the reality....! Both worlds get so tangled-up with each other up to the point of exaggerating and extrematizing (i've made-up that word he-he! ) things na in the real world, not only on the side of the offenders but the side of the defenders as well....! Resulta, nawawalan na tuloy tayo ng tiwala sa mga bagay-bagay at lalong-lalo na sa isa't-isa di ba-di ba....?! O-ha, daming double words he-he....!


Would you believe that during the september 11 bombing of the Trade Center i was in the lunch room at work to get a glass of water when i've started wondering what that commotions was all ABOUT....! I saw everyone staring at that program on tv and i saw people jumping off the building, but i really thought that it was just a movie....! It took me about 3 minutes to finally realise that it wasn't....!


Anyways, this lady was then questioned about a lot of things including why did she carry that pair of tweezers inside her bag at the airport....? Was she planning a terrorist act....? Ano ba naman yan....! Puro lasing yata mga airport security nila na yun....! Terrorist act with a pair of tweezers....?! Napaka-astig na accusations naman nun....! Ano, pupunta sya sa may cockpit ng mga piloto at saka sasabihin nyang, " take this plane to Syberia or i'll pluck you two to death! " Ganun....?


Pano naman yung tinidor na pinapagamit sa mga pasahero ng eroplano....? Di ba mas-deadly ang mga yun kompara dun sa tweezers....? Baka darating ang araw na nakagapos o di kaya nakapusas nang lahat ng pasahero sa eroplano for safety reasons ha-ha....! Okay exaggeration time na to....! Ano-ano pa kayang mga bagay sa palagay nyo ang pwedeng gamitin sa pag-hijack ng eroplano....? Credit cards, lipstick, mobile phones, karayom at sinulid, tatlong beinte singko ni Dingdong Avansado, paper roses ni Jolina M., bikining itim ni Joey M., isang tasang kape ni Pepe, sitaw, bataw, patani....! =D


Kaya tuloy kamuntik nang mawala din yung tatlong fishing rods ko na dala nung umuwi ako the last time nung sinita ako dyan sa may international airpot natin....! Akala siguro nila ay dismantled na Bazooka ang dala ko dahil nakalagay pa ang mga to sa malaking tube ha-ha....!


Hay naku, pasensya tayo at nandito tayo sa magulo at weird nating mundo.... Ba't naman kasi may mga tao sa mundong pananakit lang ng kapwa ang palaging nasasaisip....! Magti-text na lang kaya sila o di kaya mag-blog buong maghapon like the rest of us, enjoy at peaceful pa sigurado tong buong mundo natin he-he....! =D


Sunday, November 18, 2007

Vintage Weight Loss....


Here's something bizarre, as usual nabasa ko na naman sa isang article he-he....! In the US during the early days daw, Tapeworms are being used to get rid of those extra-bulges of fat in the body.... In other words taba....! Ow....! Niluloko nyo naman yata kami dyan....! This can't be true....! Or it might be true in the ground na tirhan ba naman ng katakutakot tapeworms ang katawan mo ay talagang mangangayayat ka nga naman chong....! At baka matigokok ka pa nga he-he....!


In the early 1900s daw, a "nutrient absorption" product appeared in the US. They call it an early version of Xenical... It's a "Fat Blocker" a slimming pill that prevents one third of the fat calories in your diet from being absorbed and thus converted into fat. "No diet, no baths, no exercise. FAT - the enemy that is shortening your life - BANISHED. How? With sanitized tapeworms - jar-packed"


No baths? What? I didn't know that bath can help you lose weight too....! Ligo ba ibig sabihin nila dito....? Ano kayang klasing ligo yun....? Baka naligo sa pawis kaya ganun ha-ha....! Baka Sauna Bath 'ka nyo....! Kayo talaga, alam nyo namang inglis kamatis tayo pa bath-bath pa kayo dyan....! Mey yo komplits the sinteyns naman neks taym oki....?


The product appears to be legitimate and was referenced in a 1999 diabetes journal.... Every segment of the tapeworms inside the bottle or whatever kind of packaging they've used before are said to have "no ill effects and are easily swallowed...." Yuckh....! So all we have to do is swallow that and let the worms do their stuff afterwards....! Double yuckh....! Ano ba yan....! Parang isang paketing superlong-ghetti pasta na nakikitira at continuously pang dumadami sa bituka nyo....! Pasensya na po sa mga kumakain dyan he-he....! Sa mga desperadong pumayat naman po, never ever do this at home oki doki....? Magpagutom na lang muna kayo at medyo mas sosi pa to kesa naman dun sa mamamatay kayo sa dami ng bulate sa tyan ha-ha....! Tigil na nga muna natin topic na to at nawawalan na tuloy ako ng ganang mag-breakfast....! =D


Saturday, November 17, 2007

My Bonsai tree....

Last time i've mentioned in my other posts that i'm a little short of money these few weeks.... Lately my pocket was slightly recovering from that a bit kaya medyo nakakahinga ako ng kunti ngayon.... Last thursday, a blessing from some unknown sources (alam nyo na kung saan) came to my aid and gave me a bit of hope and confident budgetwise.... You want to know what that one was....? Two years ago i went on holiday back to pinas and we ate at Chow King's several times....


One time, we bought some fortune cookies there, and we cracked them open and look what it says inside.... One was just a set of five numbers.... Itinago ko yun sa wallet ko tapos ay tinatayaan ko minsan sa lottery dito.... Last thursday, i've won $AUD 688.00 in crispy cash...! Astig....! Mas-excited pa yata yung shop keeper na australian born pinay yata yun kesa sa akin dahil medyo nanginginig pa mga kamay nya habang nagbibilang he-he....! Ang sabi pa nya, kung nakakuha lang daw sana ako ng isa pang tamang number ay malamang mga around $AUD 600,000 nang talaga raw ang napanalunan ko nun....! I will definitely go back to pinas and start something kung nangyari lang sana yun he-he....! I didn't went on a spending spree that day kasi nga kare-recover lang ng bulsa ko nun.... But i bought myself a pot of BONSAI FIG TREE na nakita ko sa isang flower-shop for 55.00 bucks only....! Have a look....! =D


The killer cuppa....

We all know how dangerous a cup of boiling water straight from the kettle is, but i've never expected it to be as much straight out of the microwave oven as i've experienced the almost desastrous way today....


I normally heats-up water from the kettle but today while i was updating my blog, i wanted it to be a bit quicker than usual so i put a cup of water in the microwave which i don't normally do.... Set the machine for 2.50 mins. and went back in front of my pc to continue blogging.... After a while i've heard a beeping sound which means that my cup was ready.... When i took it out of the oven, it was bubbling and overflowing so i suspected that it was really hot....


Without noticing, i poured half a spoon or so of coffee in it then all of a sudden it started bursting, bubbling, and splatering water up in the air in front of me and slightly missed my face like a boiling lava from a volcano....! Whew....! I've never expected that one....! Never seen anything like that before....! Akala ko sa mukha ko na talaga tatama....! So never ever do this at home guys....! Take it from me, if my face had been luckily spared from being boiled today, baka yang sa yo ay hindi....! Beware of the killer cuppa bwaha-ha-ha....! =D



Thursday, November 15, 2007

JON BON JOVI....!


As a Jon Bon Jovi fan it's an honor for me to publish this entry in my blog today.... Well i don't go bananas on any JBJ concerts, i don't go rock in the way i dress myself up, and most of all i don't throw underwears on the concert stage and start screaming wildly in the crowds....! In fact, i've never been to any JBJ concerts yet in my whole life, but i'm a big fan of his music eversince....!


A year ago, there was a petition sent to whoever is or was receiving all the JBJ bound mails and it goes like this:


To: Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi Management, Backstage with Jon Bon Jovi


We, the undersigned, are extremely disappointed to hear that Jon Bon Jovi will not be including Australia in the 2005-2006 tour. We ask that Bon Jovi come to Australia to perform one full blown “Bon Jovi” concert in 2005-2006. We want to keep Bon Jovi and “real” music alive in this country and believe this can only be achieved with one, big, sell out, live, Bon Jovi concert.

Plus, Australia is only a small detour from Japan where the band will be touring. The band has had a substantial and loyal fan base in Australia for the past 20 years. If a stadium concert is not possible, we would more than appreciate a Bon Jovi event in Australia, for example, like “Borgata” (not Rumba), so that us Aussie fans can experience the new Bon Jovi album “live”.


Sincerely,
The Undersigned


This year after a long wait, finally the good news exploded that he's coming here early next year to meet his fans in a probably once in a lifetime concert in australia for some die hard fans to see before they die he-he....! Unfortunately for me, with this sudden blast of financial shortages na slowly namang bumabalik sa dati ay baka hindi ko ma-afford na manood.... I just wish that they will air the concert after para mapanood ko rin kahit papano....


Here are the concert's schedules para dun sa mga fil-australian readers and for those who are just about to go to australia as well he-he....! Just in case you'are a JBJ fan, and interested to watch his concert, and you haven't heard the news yet....! =D


Saturday January 19 – Sidney Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne

Monday January 21 – Acer Arena, Sydney

Friday January 25 – Subiaco Oval, Perth


Tickets on sale November 15 via ticketek.com.au


Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Higpit sinturon in the horizon....



Just before lunch yesterday, our company president broke the news to us in a quick meeting that there won't be anymore weekends overtime until informed next year in 2008 which is quite a bad news for us since there's only few weeks to go na lang before the christmas month.... Anyways, they still gave us 4 hours everyday during weekdays if we are willing to stay back and take it after the daily 8.0 hours normal loads.... which adds-up to 16 hours pa rin naman, kaya lang hindi ko na talaga kaya pang mag-stay back hanggang 9 o clock ng gabi....


We'are normally kasi allowed to as much as 16 hours overtime a week from mondays to saturdays, it depends on how we arrange it ourselves.... Ibig sabihin flexible sya sa kahit na anong oras mo gustong pumasok at umuwi as long as you've completed the 8.0 hours required.... I normally do 6.25 hours overtime sa weekdays and 8.0 hours saturdays total to 14.25 hours overtime a week multiplied by 2 kasi forth-nightly (two weeks) ang sweldohan namin dito.... A total of 28.5 hours overtime plus the normal hours na 8.0 hours a day for ten days a forth-night is 108.5 hours a forth-night multiplied by the pay rate per hour, minus the tax and superannuation contribution ko na the same function din sa SSS dyan sa pinas.... Magulo di ba pero very impressive namn ang figures na makikita mo sa pay-slip pagdating ng payment day....!


Buti na lang pala at nabayaran ko na ang malalaki kong commitments for this year, i hope.... There will be some adjustments budgetwise na pinag-iisipan ko pa until such time na makita ko na ang results ng pagtanggal dun sa ibang overtime namin sa next pay-day ko.... At the moment, i'm still affected by the blast of that big responsibilities the last time na slowly ko namang naku-cope kahit papano....


At the moment i'm keeping a compose outlooks towards this problems and bracing up myself for the worse na hopefully ay wag naman sanang mangyari.... What i mean is about the money shortages in the future 'coz i've just recovered from a big spending na hindi naman talaga nasayang dahil napunta rin naman yun dun sa mga ini-invest namin ni AB.... Yun lang nga at medyo napaaga ng kunti ang paniningil nung previous owner kasi nagkasakit ang mister nya nun.... What i worries me the most ay yung mga unexpected problems up ahead na hindi ko kontrolado pa ang flow at hindi ko pa nakikita....


Anyways, necessity brings-out one's best naman sabi nila so alam ko kayang-kaya namin to....! Hope for the best and never stop talking to the one above lang.... =)