The Bomb fell on Sydney....!

Medyo may gana akong magpipipindot ngayon kaya sinamantala ko na ang pagkakataon he-he....! Oi, nakalimutan ko palang i-post dito last weekend to, si David Batista pala nandito sa downunder nung weekend woooohoooo....! Pero hindi ko pala sya kilala kaya fake lang ang excitement kong yun he-he....! Sa tagal ko ba namang nawala dyan sa pinas, at wala ako ni isang channel man lang na pinoy tv dito sa ostralya ngayon kaya hindi ko tuloy nasusubaybayan kung sino-sino na ba ang mga iniidolo ng mga tao dyan ngayon....!


May nagsabi sa'kin na may dugong pinoy daw yang si Batista, pero ayaw ko pa sana nun maniwala kasi ang laki nya pala para sa isang pinoy....! Waistline ko na yata yung biceps nya....! At ang sampung kilong kamao nya na halos kasing laki na rin yata halos nitong ulo ko ha-ha....! May height din naman ako pero sa palagay ko pagpinagtabi kaming dalawa nitong si Batista ay siguradong para kaming David Beckham and Goliath tingnan sa sobrang laki palang talaga ng taong to....! Ha, wala na bang Beckham yung David? Ops sowi, David and Goliath lang daw pala yun he-he....!


Yun na nga po, nakipagbakbakan sya dun sa iba pang naglalakihan rin na mga wrestlers galing tate at ginanap ang bakbakan dun sa Acer Arena sa dating Olympic Stadium, Homebush Bay nung linggo at nanalo naman daw sya ayun rin dun sa result nung scripted na labanan nila ha-ha....! Halata namang dramahan lang naman yung wrestling di ba....? I been watching wrestling since i was little, at alam kong drama lang ang lahat ng buntalan, tadyakan, at bugbogan dun pwera lang syempre kung magkainitan at biglang maging tutuhanan na at madugo ang labanan nung mga players....


Balak ko pa naman sanang manood nun dahil hindi nyo naitatanong, may reliable source ako dito ng half-price tickets sa Acer Arena ha-ha....! Yung isang ka-opisina ko kasi ay manager ng Acer Computer Factory na may-ari rin nung Acer Arena ang husbandry nya kaya magsabi lang daw ako kung gusto kong manood ng mga shows and concerts basta daw dun lang ang venue sa AA ay walang problema ang pagkupit nya nung mga tickets sa bulsa ng darling nya, o di ba....! Bad timing naman na nagkarun ako ng problema last weekend dahil nawalan ako ng hot water dito sa apartment ko ng buong weekend kaya hindi natuloy ang plano kong manood.... Isa pa, ang bahubaho ko rin nun kasi tatlong araw ba naman akong walang ligo at patabo-tabo lang ako at papunaspunas ng maligamgam na tubig sa lababu....! Wala na nga akong hot water ay saktong kalagitnaan pa ng winter dito ngayon at super-napakalamig pa ng panahon.... Tilamsik pa lang yata nung tubig sa shower ay naninigas na buong katawan ko sa sobrang lamig brrrr....!


Sinubukan ko rin tumawag ng plumbing service kaya lang off-duty daw sila kapag-weekend kaya walang nagawa at napilitan na lang maghintay si astig hanggang monday, buti na lang at may annual leave pa pala akong natitira kaya ginamit ko na.... Fast forward, matapos ang mabaho este nakakainip na paghihintay ay naayos din at last tong hot-water system ko at nakigamit pa ng palikuran yung mamang tubero....! Naunahan pa ako ng loko na maunang gumamit dun sa bagong water heater ko ha-ha....! =D


Anyways, bago mapahaba na naman ulit tong kwentuhan natin ay heto na si Batista para dun sa mga die hard fans nya dyan sa pinas and wherever you are right now.... Pakipindot na lang po ng hugis triagle na yan sa may bandang ilong ni Batista okey....! Enjoy your viewing....! Babayu....! =D

David Beckham in Sydney....

I think i've already posted about this before.... But this time it's the real thing....! For those who like to watch David Beckham play football, mamatay kayo sa inggit he-he....! Joks lang....! I was so busy at work na kahit gusto ko sana tong i-post bago pa sya dumating dito ay wala talagang chance.... Anyways, he's still here promoting a lot of things like his football team the LA Galaxy, his perfume, and lots of things mostly products from japan....


Around 80,000 people turned up to watch him play for LA Galaxy where he is the team captain in last night's exhibition match against Sydney FC. Thought his team lost the match, everyone understand that it was only an exhibition game and he doesn't really have to break a shin bone just to prove his ability to play the game.... Just to watch him perform his spectacular moves was already enough to drive the last night's ecstatic fans wild over Beckham....!


One officemate of mine had a chance to watch the exhibition game last night with his grandson.... Funny thing was, he (the grandson) broke his leg while doing diving in the weekend and the leg was in plaster cast and he was on crutches too when they went to watch the game.... My officemate said that when the security saw them, he then told them to take the front seats instead he-he....! Maybe he thought that the boy's leg got broken in a soccer game and he is a big fan of Beckham....! =D

My other friend's husband and four sons too was there.... They are lucky to get some front seats, manager kasi husband nya sa ACER so they had the chance to get the tickets much earlier and much cheaper from the company where he works.... I'm not really a football follower, and same as all the other filipinos i guess, i am a BIG BIG FAN of basketball games.... But just for the sake of having something na " IN " nowadays to talk about sa trabaho ay nanood na rin ako sa tv nung live broadcast kagabi he-he....! It was alright....

Anyways, panoorin nyo na rin tong video na to.... This is Channel 7 News with David Beckham a day after arriving in sydney.... I hope you can catch-up with the aussie accent, para kasing kinakain nila ang mga words kung magsalita....! =D

JON BON JOVI....!

As a Jon Bon Jovi fan it's an honor for me to publish this entry in my blog today.... Well i don't go bananas on any JBJ concerts, i don't go rock in the way i dress myself up, and most of all i don't throw underwears on the concert stage and start screaming wildly in the crowds....! In fact, i've never been to any JBJ concerts yet in my whole life, but i'm a big fan of his music eversince....!

A year ago, there was a petition sent to whoever is or was receiving all the JBJ bound mails and it goes like this:

To: Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi Management, Backstage with Jon Bon Jovi

We, the undersigned, are extremely disappointed to hear that Jon Bon Jovi will not be including Australia in the 2005-2006 tour. We ask that Bon Jovi come to Australia to perform one full blown “Bon Jovi” concert in 2005-2006. We want to keep Bon Jovi and “real” music alive in this country and believe this can only be achieved with one, big, sell out, live, Bon Jovi concert.

Plus, Australia is only a small detour from Japan where the band will be touring. The band has had a substantial and loyal fan base in Australia for the past 20 years. If a stadium concert is not possible, we would more than appreciate a Bon Jovi event in Australia, for example, like “Borgata” (not Rumba), so that us Aussie fans can experience the new Bon Jovi album “live”.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

This year after a long wait, finally the good news exploded that he's coming here early next year to meet his fans in a probably once in a lifetime concert in australia for some die hard fans to see before they die he-he....! Unfortunately for me, with this sudden blast of financial shortages na slowly namang bumabalik sa dati ay baka hindi ko ma-afford na manood.... I just wish that they will air the concert after para mapanood ko rin kahit papano....

Here are the concert's schedules para dun sa mga fil-australian readers and for those who are just about to go to australia as well he-he....! Just in case you'are a JBJ fan, and interested to watch his concert, and you haven't heard the news yet....! =D

Saturday January 19 – Sidney Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne

Monday January 21 – Acer Arena, Sydney

Friday January 25 – Subiaco Oval, Perth

Tickets on sale November 15 via ticketek.com.au

One on one with Mr. Bender....

PEPE-RAZZI

Good news soccer fans, soccer star David beckham is going-koalas wooohooo....! The english superstar will play a one-off game in Australia with his new club Los Angeles Galaxy in november....


FFA said Beckham's galaxy would play Australian A-League side Sydney FC at Sydney Olympic Stadium on november 27, in what will be the first appearance outside North America for US Major League Soccer's star signing.


So armed with my customized Pepe-razzi Microphone, designed to lure the monkeys este the celebrities pala ay binisita natin si idol....!


If we are lucky enough today, maybe we can get some words from the man himself.... And just as i've thought, he's heading this way teka lang ha....

Pepe - Mr. Bender ( taken from "bend it like Beckham" ) excuse is me sir, sir....! My name is Pepe from Oz po...!

Mr. Bender - Hey, how's things hanging there Pepe from Oz....?

Pepe - Hanging?.... Like the da-ing? And the saging?.... Let's talk about soccer muna bago pagkain okay lang po ba sa inyo idol sir?

Mr. Bender - Sure, ikaw bahala Pepe from Oz.... Kick that ball....!

Pepe - Nakuw! At maalam rin palang kayong managalog tapos pinaikot-ikot nyo pa mga mata ko dyan kanina....! Nagpuyat pa naman ako sa kapapraktis kagabi....!

Mr. Bender - Ikaw dyan, inunahan mo naman kasi ako e....! Alangan namang pa-aawat ako sa'yo e nananalaytay yata ang inglis na sabaw sa mga kasukasuan ko....!

Pepe - Anyways Mr.Bender, ano po ba'ng technique ang gamit nyo dun sa bend it like beckham nyo na tira? Galing nyo dun a....!

Mr. Bender - A yun ba? Hindi technique tawag dun, talagang naka-chamba lang ako dun kasi wala silang makuhang mahusay na bantay kaya kahit yung duling ay pinalaro pa nila....! Tuloy, kaliwa tira ko sa kanan naman ang dive nya he-he....!

Pepe - Ganun po ba? Pero talagang po'ng HERO kayo dun sa bansa nyo, katunayan nyan ay ipinangalan pa sa'yo yung malaking wall clock ba yun sa may likod bahay ni aling Queeny....! Ano nga tawag nila dun, ah...."Big Bend" pala he-he!

Mr. Bender - Oo nga ha-ha! Ang talas ng pang-amoy mo Pepe from Oz a! Pero muntik pa nga akong masingitan dun ni Rowan Atkinson (a.k.a Mr. Bean) kaya akala ko tuloy noon ay magiging "Big Bean" ang pangalan nun....!

Pepe - Maiba nga pala ako Mr. B, tungkol dun sa paiba-ibang hair style nyo, ano ba talaga kuya kent yu meyk-ap yur brain ba....?! Tsaka ano po bang parlor ang sponsor nyo at talagang seryoso kayong masyado dun sa mga hair style ads nyo a....? Pwede po ba naming malaman?

Mr. Bender - Yun ba? Wala yun, gusto ko lang talaga na maging unique and one and only hair style ko in town, kaya lang palagi na lang ginagaya ng mga fans style ng buhok ko kaya binabago ko palagi so ngayon wala na akong maisipang style kaya pinakalbo ko na lang muna.... Ang hindi ko pa talaga nasubukan ay yung hair style ni baby spice ng spice girls, minsan susubukan ko nga yun....!

Pepe - Alam nyo Mr. B, ang hindi ko lang talaga maintindihan ay kung bakit pagkatapos na makagawa ng points ang mga players ng soccer ay itinatakip nila sa mukha ang t-shirts nila! Bakit nga ba ganun Mr. Bender sir?

Mr. Bender - Yun ang tinatawag naming sa soccer terms na B.O. check.... Normally kasi ay yayakapin ka ng ka-team mates mo after ng score so nakakahiya naman kung amoy kilikili ka during those moments di ba? Kaya check ka muna bago payakap.... Yun naman mga players na tuloy tuloy ang takbo pagkatapos ng B.O. check, yun ang mga amoy kilikili na players kaya ayaw payakap sa ka-team mates he-he!

Pepe - Ah yun pala yun....! Now i know why the carabao can't fly! Mabuti na yung clear di po ba? Para best plen tayo....!

Mr. Bender - Yung mga referees naman ay may tinatawag din na temperature check, kapag nag-foul ang isang player may pinapakita ang referee na red or yellow cards, na-noticed mo ba yun Pepe from Oz?

Pepe - Ah oo nakita ko yun madalas, ano nga pala yun Mr. B....!

Mr. Bender - Yung mga referees naglalagay ng temper meter cards o heat sensors sa kilikili at kung red and result ay ibig sabihin galit na galit sila so out ang player nyan, kung yellow naman ay medyo nagtatampo lang kaya pwede pa ulit maglaro until such time na makakuha pa sila ulit ng another yellow card which only means na double tampo na si ref kaya out side the kulambo na ang player....!

Pepe - Mr. Bender, gusto ko pa sana kayong tanungin kaya lang tinatawag yata kayo nung ale'ng Anorexic na nasa may likuran natin kanina pa....! Yun po ba si Mrs. Bender a.k.a. skinny spice este Posh Spice pala? Maspayat pala sya sa personal ano, aninag ko na skeletal system nya....! (ngatog!) Takot ako....!

Mr. Bender - Ha-ha....! A oo, medyo tumaba na nga sya ngayon.... Sabi ko kasi sa kanya magpataba sya ng kunti kasi takot ako sa butiki at sa bulate he-he....!

Pepe - Anyway Mr. B, puntahan nyo na ang beloved nyo at mukhang tagos hanggang buto na ang pangigigil sa sobrang galit sa inyo....! Good luck po sa karera ng kabayo este sa career nyo pala he-he....! Wala po bang free entry tickets dyan?

Mr. Bender - Oo nga ha-ha....! Thanks for having me in this blog-interview pala.... Can't wait to be there in sydney....! Bayaan mo padadalhan kita ng tickets kung hindi ko makalimutan he-he....! Catch you later Pepe from Oz....!

Pepe - Catch? Akala ko po ba ay soccer laro nyo, bakit bigla naging baseball na naman ngayon? Ang gulo nyo namang kausap Mr. B....! Tama na ngang tanong yan at hahaba na naman ang usapan natin mamya....! Anyways, balik na muna ako sa downunder para abangan ang laro ni Mr. Bender dun sa november....!

Been tagged again....!

This is my response to Lui's tag last time.... Sorry Lui late na naman, but better late than never di ba ha-ha....! Here i go....


The list of 6 websites that i love wasting my bandwidth and precious minutes upon are:



HOTMAIL - My main priority when browsing the web of course is checking my email account, just incase there are some important messages being sent to me by friends, workmates or family members....

BLOGGER - Though my hotmail account is the main priority, Bloggers is the site where i stay the most.... Updating, maintaining my blogsite, and checking for some new messages, and comments from friends in the blogosphere....

GOOGLE - Ah, the root of all evil he-he....! I should've listed this as one of my addictions too....! Ever so popular with people of wits and lightbulbs in the brain, the great book of knowledge to some....!

MIX NUTS - Not the edible version of nuts, but the mix of friend's blogsite that i frequently visit when i got the time.... Well, not really too frequent but they are listed in my "Kabarkada links" and of great importance to me he-he....!

YAHOO PHIL. - Philippine news is hard to get by in australia so i also frequent this site to have a glimpse of the latest talk-abouts and walk-abouts in filipino daily events.... Astig....!

PHIL. ONLINE FM RADIO - Cool stuff online ha-ha....! As usual, another thing that's hard to get by in downunder is the pinoy radio particularly the FM stations.... Actually, their isn't seems to be a single one around the neighborhood in my area....! That's why tuning-in to the online version connected to my stereo system rocks the flat ha-ha....!


There you go, 6 of my favorite sites revisited....! Thanks for the tag Lui....! Now i would like to hand-over this question to the other bloggers, so now i will tag : Darlene, Luisa, and Tintin.... Thanks a lot in advance guys....! Take your time and no rushing okay....? Ha-ha....!

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----------------------------SHREK IN SYDNEY

PEPE-RAZZI


By the way, the cast of Shrek The Third are in sydney to promote the latest sequel of the movie....! Cameron Diaz was there too, as the star playing the voice of Princess Fiona....


A large crowd gathered to meet the stars, even much larger than the crowds who came to see the previous celebrities that visited australia this year.... Majorities we're kids and their parents....!


That's it....! Tulog na muna ako at may trabaho na naman bukas....! Plok! Plok! Exit....!

Update on Stallone's case....

PEPE-RAZZI

Just an update on Stallone's case in sydney last february.... Superstar Sylvester Stallone pleaded guilty tuesday to bringing restricted muscle-building hormones in australia and is going to face sentencing this week.

The lawyers of the 60 years old actor entered the guilty plea on his behalf.... The actor did not appear before the court.... He was fined $AU22,000 for the offense done....

“I've made a terrible mistake, not because I was attempting to deceive anyone but I was simply ignorant to your official rules,” Stallone said in a letter to sydney’s local court. “I felt terrible that my breach of the rules has set a poor example to members of the public, whose opinion I cherish dearly.”

Stallone was accused of bringing banned substances into australia after a customs search of his luggage during a visit to sydney last february 16 that revealed 48 vials of the human growth hormone three days later, Stallone threw-away four vials from his sydney hotel room when customs officials arrived to search it....

Well all i can say is this, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE FOR GOODNESS SAKE....!!!! He came all the way across the globe just to give us a visit and promote his film, but here we are spending the whole time ripping him off, criticising him and picking away at him like we’ve got nothing else better to do....! Or maybe we're just craving for too much attention from the rest of the world that's why....!

Better-off visit philippines instead Rambo, you'll be delighted with our hospitality over there....! Whew....! I get so embarrassed being an australian citizen sometimes....! Sang boteng SMB nga dyan....!

2007 MTV Awards in Oz....!

PEPE-RAZZI

WOOOOHOOOO....! I'm back for the rest of the scoop for tonight's special affair here in sydney....! Black Eyed Peas's energy woman Stacey Ferguson (Fergie) hosted tonight's 2007 MTV Video Music Awards ceremony held at Sydney Acer Arena.... She'll be joined by the hollywood actor turned musician Jared Leto....

Leading the charge will be Justin Timberlake who's dominating the night with six outstanding nominations, while America's pop superstar Pink follows with a set of five....

Local aussie artists Eskimo Joe and Wolfmother will go for the best group award, while Adelaide hip-hop masters Hilltop Hoods sit alongside Eminem and Snoop Dogg in the best hip-hop video category....

Also completing the night is party girl Nicole Richie, star of "A Simple Life" with co-star and friend Paris Hilton and the daughter of Grammy and Academy Award winning performer Lionel Richie....

Richie arrive at sydney airport later this week alongside australian singer turned Hollywood star Sophie Monk and fiancee Benji Madden who will host a red carpet special with celebrity blogger Perez Hilton ( not Paris Hilton ha!) and multiple ARIA award winner Eskimo Joe....

Though this ceremony won't be shown live (damot n'yo naman!) on national television, i still crossed my fingers and hope that they're going to show a replay of this next week.... Australia was being flooded by stars lately still more to come in the future as told on one website that i've reviewed lately....

Anyways, these are the partial details of the 2007 MTV Awards here in sydney.... Everything's been so quiet lately, i don't know what the print media will come up with tomorrow.... I'm hoping to take a glimpse of what's happening tonight at the Acer Arena.... Hopefully next week there will be some activities on the telly....

So these are all the details that i've promised to you last time.... Sana ay nagustuhan nyo to.... Wala na akong utang ha....?! Exit na muna ako....! Plok....!

Gun 'N Roses is back in town....!

PEPE-RAZZI

WHOAAH....! ASTIG tong scoop na to....! Blast from the past....! Para dun sa mga hard rockin' Axl Rose fan ay eto na ang pinaka-father of all ultimate rock bands....! Guns 'N Roses will be back in sydney na naman WHOOOHOOO....!

After long years of hibernation ay finally babalik sila ulit dito for their ultimate reuniting, re-grouping, head bursting, and stage slamming tour....! Astig....!

It's been 14 years now since their last visit, but notorious bad boy of rock, Axl Rose, is still likely to rock-up a tsunami when he blast his way back to Australia for Guns 'N Roses Chinese Democracy World Tour in June....

Guns 'N Roses fans are in for one hell of a ride when the eight piece slam-rock band return to Australia for the ultimate performance....

It's been two decades now since the unleashing of the singles It's So Easy and Welcome To the Jungle, the hard rock American group will return to Australia for the second time since their legendary performances in 1993.... Back then, the long-haired, bandanna clad gunners had sold-out more than 71,000 tickets to their concert at Sydney's Eastern Creek and a slamming 66,000 tickets for Melbourne's Calder Park gig....

Tickets will be going on sale on April 26, and the explosive Guns 'N Roses will begin their national tour in Perth on June 10, before heading to Adelaide, Melbourne, Brisbane and finally zeroing in at Sydney's Acer Arena on June 23.... Well, we won't be having a 100% performance by then as far as exhaustion is concern but i know that they will give their best....

Axl Rose 45, had maintained the band over the years, but sadly came the end when the original package (members line-up) turn their backs and walked away in 1993....

Guns 'N Roses classic anthems including Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Sweet Child O' Mine and Paradise City have all contributed to the group selling in excess of 90 million albums worldwide....

In 2006, Guns 'N Roses performed more than 70 concerts world wide, following the highly-anticipated release of their latest offering Chinese Democracy....

I myself is a big fan of the Guns specially Slash my favorite axe-man....

The group will begin the 2007 leg of their world tour in Japan on April 14, slamming South Africa, Brazil and of course to Australia....

Concert's venues are as follows :

06/10 - Perth - Burswood Dome

06/13 - Adelaide - Entertainment Centre

06/15 - Melbourne - Rod Laver Arena

06/20 - Brisbane - Entertainment Centre

06/23 - Sydney - Acer Arena

Well, i always envy you guys who had all the time in the world to watch all this fantastic celebrity tours ha-ha....! If it wasn't for my ever-hectic schedules and busy routines, i should've been queuing for tickets in front of the ticket-tick by now....! My job is far more important to me than concerts like this you know....! 'Coz i need MONEY....! Ha-ha-ha....! Everybody does naman ha-ha....!

Stallone's tour busted....!

PEPE-RAZZI

I'll go on a celebrity marathon this week ha-ha....! So my appeal to yous is to please bear with me and hopefully you won't get sick with all these overdose of celebrity topics ha-ha....! It just happen that i have a few celebrity entries on the queue, so i need to get rid of them first before the other entries could follow-in or else those ones were almost too late to be posted at all later on like this entry about Sly....


Well.... To start with, this one's about everyone's favorite.... Popularly recognised as John Rambo and as Rocky Balboa.... Sylvester Stallone hits sydney last February 16, friday.... This time to promote his latest sequel to the all time favorite movie "Rocky"....


I haven't forgotten to post this much earlier than today, but i just got disappointed because of the bad impressions that he had left on this previous visit of his.... So i've decided not to publish an entry about the bloke at all anymore....!

Anyways, he had his shots of australian justice already because of his offensive acts so maybe we should just let all bygones be bygone and try to write a short entry for Sly.... Just for the entry's sake na lang....


Anyways, who is this chap nga ba....? Well, he's everyone's dad's favorite, your favorite, and my favorite too....! In fact back in the 80's, i use to have a poster of him as Rambo similar to this one....! Exactly like this and even the cracks folds on the poster as if it did came from the same room, my bedroom....! Teka nga, maybe this shot was really taken from inside my bedroom after all....!


Stallone was made famous by his role as John Rambo, an ex-commando army who was hired back by his old unit to do some tough, and dangerous rescue missions and later on succeeded at the end.... In the 80's, this combat sequels were a drag to movie goers and frustrated army combat soldiers to be sana kuno....!


I remembered my uncles back then trying to decide which movie should they watch first when both the Rambo and chuck Norris's "Missing in action" was all featured on two separate channels at once in back then's black and white television set ha-ha....!


Meanwhile back in sydney, Stallone had faced a stiff fine of 22,000 Australian dollars (US$17,000) for allegedly trying to bring 48 vials of a muscle-building hormone into Australia, where it is restricted....


Prosecution documents handed to a Sydney court that day said that Stallone had marked "No" on a customs declaration card that was asking if he was bringing into Australia restricted or prohibited goods such as medicines, steroids, firearms, weapons, or any kind of illicit drugs....


Stallone and his team were held at Sydney airport for several hours after arriving on a scheduled Qantas flight.... His hotel room and the private jet which he planned to fly-out on were all been searched three days later, then he was handed a summons by custom officials to face a court trial....


Stallone at age 60, still look so stunningly younger and stronger as ever....! I'm just not sure whether this has something to do with his drug intakes and those ones that was found in his luggage at sydney airport lately.... Anyways, australian customs and the australian law had already made their points on him so the next time you setfoot back on that sand stone, (australian land) make sure that you're totally clean to avoid that same delays in the future.... I doubt it, he won't be planning of coming back for a while he-he....!


Because down here, whoever you are, however popular you'll be when you step on our turf with that filthy feet of yours, we'll cut it of your skeletal system with a whipper-snipper....! That's it, end of the story....!

Beyonce Knowles in sydney....!

PEPE-RAZZI




Can you keep up....? Beyonce Knowles in sydney na....! Just touched down moments ago at Sydney International Airport and my Pepe-razzis were right at the scene (in front of the telly he-he) and amazingly super quickiez in covering-up this scoop....! Whooohoooo....!



Wala pa'ng mga additional na news, but she's probably here to promote something.... Maybe an album, single, or another movie perhaps.... Who knows....! My Pepe-razzis of course....! One thing is sure....! She's sooooo FANTASTIC....! so you better keep up ha-ha....!


This entry will be open for extra details, just incase na meron akon masagap na naman mula sa mga Pepe-razzis ko tungkol kay Beyonce Knowles bukas.... As for now, ay mamatay muna kayo sa inggit mga baby boyz....! Ha-ha-ha he-he ho-ho-ho baby bohoyy....!!!!


To be continued ? : Maybe bohoyy he-he....!


WHOOAA....! I'm back....! And as promised ay ang karugtong ng kwentong baby bohoyy....!



A multi-platinum, multi-Grammy Award-winning pop explosive, Beyonce is a prey for a hungry mob hysteria wherever she go except the toilet ha-ha....! Her plane landed at Sydney Airport early yesterday for the first date of her Australian tour at sa Acer Arena pa pala ang venue, hmmmm....! Tamangtama, ang isang kasamahan ko sa trabaho ay manager ng Acer Computers ang husbandry nya.... Matanong nga kong may mga free staff tickets sya....



Ang nakaka-embarrass pa dito ay tatatlo lang na fans ang na-met nya dahil wala yatang kaalam-alam ang downunder tungkol sa pagdating nya ha-ha....! Alam mo Miss Knowles, palagay ko it's about time na para sibakin mo ang tulog mong promotor kasi wala naman sa tuktok ng Mt. Everest to'ng downunder para hindi maabot ng isang long distance call....! Buti pa pala mga fans ni Paris Hilton, malalakas ang pang-amoy....!



The 25-year-old singer emerged from a VIP entrance and headed straight towards the Three Amigos....! Ariba ariba ha-ha....! Don't worry Beyonce, ibig sabihin ng tatlong fans na nag-met sa you ay "we love you" from downunder.... Di ba three means, "i love you" he-he....! Palusot pa kayong mga aussies kayo grrrrrrr....!




Beyonce shots to famedom (may word ba na ganyan?) with the top selling female trio of all time na Destiny's Child, with whom she once visited Australia in 2005.... While the group has sold more than 50 million records, she has become equally successful as a model, fashion designer and a solo recording artist....



She hit the big screen with a baseball bat este a basket-full of film roles pala he-he, including her last year's Oscar award-winning movie, Dreamgirls and the ever popular and helarious na movie'ng Austin Powers ni pareng Mike Mayers.... Beyonce happily signed posters and posed for the Pepe-razzi for her three solid fans from Parramatta City....! At puro mga kapitbahay ko pa pala to sa Parramatta....! ASTIG TALAGA....!



And finally, she will perform a second Sydney show on Thursday, April 26 before hitting the road or maybe the clouds again to Brisbane, Adelaide and Melbourne for some more shows before going back to the land of the free willy.... At sana ay more than three na ang mag-aabang sa'yo sa airport.... Okay na ba sa'yo ang four....? More than three sabi mo e....!



Pakilala mo nga sa akin yang promotor mo at ng mapagpraktisan ko naman ng ORIGAMI ang mga tenga nyan....! O mga my plens, wala na akong utang ha....? Babayo....! Plok! Plok!

Sydney Royal Easter Show ' 07....

The Sydney Royal Easter Show for this year opened last friday.... I don't have a track of it anymore aside from radios and tv ads because of a strange reason that i eventually just got sick of it or maybe i've simply just out-grown the the power of expectations towards it....

I don't even had a clue where they've held it this year....! Might be in the same place as last year's, Homebush Bay.... Don't get me wrong, it is quite fantastic....! There's a lot of rides, food (specially), pet shows, dogs, cats, chickens, fruits, garden designs, food again he-he, flowers, bonsais, horses, agricultural animals contests....etc, really fantastic specially the food....!

This year's one is rather not so perfect because the forecast says that it's going to rain for the rest of the holy weekend so a not so ideal climate talaga for an outdoor activity like this....

Pati nga mga Pepe-razzis ko ay wala ring ganang i-cover man lang ang event dahil may pagkalahing kambing yata ang mga lokong to....! Anyways, okay lang naman ang araw ko ngayon kahit na nasa harap ng tv at pc lang buong maghapon.... At least i was able to notice some of the un-noticiable details na hindi ko na-notice noon na dapat ko palang ma-notice at ka-notice notice nang talaga.... Ang gulo mo peng....!

Anyways again kahit puro anyways na ako rito ay wala lang, gusto ko lang naman na mai-share sa inyong lahat na mga my plens ko in blogosphere kung ano-ano ang mga sites (anong sounds pa? may narinig ka bang sounds dyan?! wala?! e di wala!) na mai-expect nyo from this kind of event that we have here in sydney....

I personally love to see the Flying Piglets perform ha-ha....!

Click nyo na lang ang mga picture to enlarge them.... There's some more in the web if you're still not satisfied, go and have a look for some more.... They're great shot....! O kayo na lang bahala dyan okay....? Exit na muna si ako at magbu-bloghopping pa....!

Mr. Bean appeared at Bondi....

Sino ba naman ang hindi nakakakilala kay Rowan Atkinson (a.k.a.) Mr. Bean, Johnny English, and Black Adder.... My plens, isa na namang good news para sa inyong lahat....! Nandito na sya sa downunder ngayon....! Wooohooo....! Astig na scoop di ba....!

Naispatan sya ng mga pepe-razzis ko nung wednesday morning na nagpapitur-piturs kasama ng mga lifeguards sa bondi beach in sydney....

Early wednesday morning dumating sya sakay ng kanyang bike suot ang trademark nyang tweed jacket and red tie.... Nandito raw sya para i-promote and up-coming movie nya for 2007 na Mr. Bean's Holiday....

Hindi ko lang alam kung gaano sya katagal na titigil dito at kung kelan sya aalis pero hatid nya ay after-shock na atraksyon and a dash of zest sa katatapos lang na Gay and Lesbian Mardi-grass dito last week na nakalimutan ko palang i-post kasi masyadong busy ang best plen nyo sa tunay na buhay na trabaho de kayod nya....

Hindi naman siguro kayo magtatampo sa akin dahil hindi nyo naman alam na meron pala dito nun unless na taga rito kayo sa downunder.... At hindi naman siguro kayo interesado sa mga ganung.... Ahem....! Alam nyo na ibig ko sabihin di ba....? Basta ganun.... Don't mention unpleasant terms daw sabi ng mga pepe-razzis ko.... Baka magalit ang mga kapatid natin na ganun....

Anyway, balik na tayo kay Rowan Atkinson.... Mr. Bean’s Holiday movie will be released in the U.S. september 28 of this year.... Wawa naman downunder, palagi na lang huli....! Siguradong pila-pila na naman tayo nito sa mga sinehan....!

Wag lang sanang masyadong papakialaman ng hollywood and mga original antics ni Rowan at baka matulad na naman itong movie na to sa unang Mr. Bean the movie nya na masyadong napalayo ang tema dun sa mga tele-series nya....

Kung bakit naman kasi masyadong ini-exaggerate ng hollywood ang mga pelikulang tulad nito for the sake of their make believe originality....! Tuloy nagiging disappointing ang results ng mga versions nila.... Tulad na lang ng mga sequels ng X-Men na matagal-tagal ko na ring sinusubaybayan sa komik noon na nung napanood ko sa sinehan ay para akong napa-dive sa mga buhol-buhol na mga sinulid dahil sa mga confusing versions nila na malayong- malayo at di nagkakatugma sa original versions na nakatatak na ng matagal sa ating mga isipan....!

But we'll keep our fingers crossed lang, siguro naman ay natutunan na ng hollywood ang mga lessons nila from the last Mr. Bean The Movie ni Rowan.... And also to help revive your memory about this topic ay inilagay ko rin dito ang Mr. Bean Mini at si Teddy....

Okay na.... Wala na akong utang sa inyo.... Lulubog lilitaw na kasi ang mga post ko rito at hindi ko na halos naaasikaso dahil sa sobrang hectic na ang mga schedules ko ngayon sa trabaho but on the other hand naman ay nag-improvise ako ng isa pang page na magda-divert ng attention nyo para hindi naman puro basa ng basa lang tayo di ba....? Just keep visiting my funny cartoon page all the time and there will always be new funny pictures for you to laugh about....

Enough said and lacking space na so i'll see you all in my next post again.... Kung kelan ay hindi ko pa alam ha-ha....! Baka sa next na balik ni Rowan Atkinson dito sa downunder.... Hopefully sooner bastat may pumasok na mga topics sa kukote ko ay type ulit ako.... As for now, tulog na muna ako....

Queen Mary II

PEPE-RAZZIS








Hindi sya tao at lalong hindi sya queen pero isa syang one night stand na celebrity dito sa sydney kamakailan lang nung sya ay dumaong ng panandalian dito.... Hindi rin sya gaanong tumagal dahil marami pa raw syang mga naka-schedule na visits sa ibat-ibang nasyon pero and pagdaong nya dito ay naglikha ng chaos, masikip na traffic, at pagdagsaan ng maraming taong gustong mag-usyoso sa kakaiba at kapansipansing laki ng dambuhalang barko na ito....



Natawag naman ang pansin ng mga alaga kong mga Pepe-razzi sa nalamang mga 800 pala ka pinoy personels ang nagtatrabaho sa barkong ito.... Malas lang kasi sa sobrang kasikipan yata ng venue ay hindi halos nakuhang pindutin man lang ng mga Pepe-razzis ko ang hawak nilang mga camera.... Pero okay na rin ang impormasyong nakuha nila di ba....?

Okay na okay talaga ang mga pinoy ano....? Mapalupa man, himpapawid, at pati pa sa laot ay sikat ang pinoy....! Kelan naman kaya makakapunta ang pinoy sa buwan....?

Isa pang nakatawag ng pansin ng mga Pepe-razzi ay ang maladambuhalang laki ng barkong ito na sa taas na 23 storey above sea level ay mapagkamalan mo na tuloy itong isa sa mga gusaling nakatayo malapit sa harbour kapag hindi mo napansin ang hugis ng base nito na barko pala....

Ang Queen Mary 2 ay may habang 1132 feet (345 metres) at may taas na 236 feet 2 inches (72 metres) at passengers capacity na 2,620 (3,090 max).... Ito rin ay may timbang na 150,000 tons (approx.) at tinaguriang The Worlds Largest, Longest, Tallest, Widest, and Grandest Ocean Liner.



Hindi katakatakang maluluma ang Titanic rito sa lahat halos ng aspect except historywise kung ocean liners ang pag-uusapan na ang Titanic pa rin ang reigning champion of the champions.... At marahil ay dahil na rin sa kasabihang walang bayaning buhay kaya Titanic pa rin ang da winir sa labanang ito....

Pero ba't ba natin pinaglalabanlaban ang patay at buhay, ibahin na lang natin ang topic matutuwa pa si tatang nyo....! Last night bandang mga 11 ng hating gabi ay nagpatuloy ang Queen Mary 2 sa kanyang world tour at ang next stop nya ay Hong Kong at susunod naman ang Singapore.... At kong nagtataka kayo kong paano ko nalaman ito ay nandyan lang ang itinerary nya sa ibaba tingnan nyo he-he....


http://www.qm2.org.uk/itinerary.html

Anyways, gusto ko lang naman na mai-share sa inyo ang isang kakaibang experience ko na ito rito sa downunder kasi first time lang yata ako nakakita ng isang barko de gulat na kagaya nito at ang pinakamalaki na yatang barko na nakita ko ay ang Super Ferry lang natin sa pinas....!

Pero worth telling din naman ang experience ko na to di ba....! Sana ay na stir ko ng kunti ang laman ng mga kukote nyo and its about time na rin ang pag-post ko sa topic na to kasi kahit ako ay nagsasawa na sa katitingin dyan sa last post ko na t-shirt.... Ang t-shirt pala ay nandidito na at pinag-iisipan ko pa kong isusuot ko ba o hindi kasi medyo malaki sya....

Ang size large pala sa US ay malaki kompara sa Australian size kaya medyo palpak ako ngayon pero okay lang naman kasi pwede ko pa rin isuot pambahay.... Anyway ulit, siguro naman ay pwede na muna akong umiskapo at matulog kasi may pasok pa bukas.... Isa pang pahabol, ang QM2 pala ay AU$ 5,000/night.... Kaya ba natin ang presyo....? Multiply nyo sa 80 days yan na world tour....! Okay, mag-isip muna kayo dyan at mag matik-matik at ako naman ay nagsisimula nang humilik dini....!

Si Paris Hilton nandito na...!

PEPE-RAZZIS

Woohoo! Mga my plens si Paris Hilton nandito na sa downunder ngayon pero bad luck kasi paalis na rin sya...! Dont get me wrong, but i dont find her really attractive... No offense sa mga fans ni Paris ha...! (peace tayo okay?) She really is Paris as youve seen her on tv... Shes got that kind of playfulness in the way she behaves that you can easily associate with a little girlie type of personality... With a slight touch of sweet devilishness...

I also noticed this young woman surely love, and enjoys a lot of attention...!

I just saw her on the telee just before new years day... They said she was here to promote a new brand of beer for women that is obviously aussie because it was named after "Bondi Beach"... She stayed here for about 2-3 days at nag-celebrate ng new year sa bahay ng playboy but already taken na billionaire aussie and full-owner of Virgin Blue na si mang Richard Branson...

Alam ko na marami ang mga my plens ko dyan na may crush kay Paris magmula pa nung baby sila, at baby pa rin hanggang sa ngayon dahil hindi pa tumutubo ang buhok at ngipin... Lalo na nung mai-release ang kontrobersyal nyang scandal video nakuw lalo pang dumami sila...!

Naging judge si Paris ng isang beauty pageant na kaugnay pa rin sa launching ng Bondi Beer and as expected ay blondie ring kagaya nya ang napili nyang da best amongs da best to represent da beer... In fairness naman kay Paris ay nag-enjoy din naman of course ang downunder sa dala nyang extrang atraksyon sa new years celebration dito...

Pero ba't di nya pala binisita man lang si Skippy the kangaroo sa Taroonga Zoo tulad ng ginawa ni ate Megan Gale noon...? Siguro takot din sya sa malaking daga he he...!

Palagay ko ang nakalimutan lang talagang gawin ng mga aussie ay ang pag-organize ng isang Paris Hilton look-alike contest na kagaya sa mga variety shows natin sa pinas...! Kayat parang kulang pa rin sa public exposure ang original na pink lady kahit na nandito na sya... Kulang lang talaga sa kabaduyan ang mga taga-downunder...

Hindi nila alam na pag baduy cool...! Gaya lang halimbawa ni mang Richard B-cool...! (hindi bicol ha!)

Kung nakita lang ng mga my plens ko kung gaano ka daming Paris Hilton impersonators at Paris fans ang matyagang naghintay kay Paris sa may sydney airport matatawa sila...! Maliban sa Cancer Prevention Week ay dun lang ako nakakita ng pinakamalaki halos na assembly ng kulay pink na damit...! May Paris na mataba, may Paris na payat, may Paris din na medyo antique na, may Paris na may buntot lahi pala ni Adan, at may Paris na talagang pares....!(kambal pala) Buti na lang at naisipan at nagka-time akong mai-feature ang news na ito sa blog ko ngayon kala ko kasi too late na kasi pauwi na sya ngayon kay lolo Georgy nya sa tate... Sa mga my plens ko na member daw ng "Solid Paris Is Pink Forever 'Til Death Do Us Part Fans Club" dyan, (hingal...! haba pangalan ng fans club nyo a!) wala na akong utang sa inyo ha...? Peace bro...!

Anyways that exciting Paris news was brought to you by your baduy to the maxx na lingkod Pepeng Pepe-razzi and Virgin Blue naks a...! Ayos ba...? Baduy you...!