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_MANKIND'S GREATEST DISCOVERY!_
---- Java, Jamoke, Murk, A Shot, A Shot In The Arm, or plainly Joe.... However and whatever you might want to call it.... For me it will always stay as my Puyat Juice...!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Update on Stallone's case....

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Just an update on Stallone's case in sydney last february.... Superstar Sylvester Stallone pleaded guilty tuesday to bringing restricted muscle-building hormones in australia and is going to face sentencing this week.


The lawyers of the 60 years old actor entered the guilty plea on his behalf.... The actor did not appear before the court.... He was fined $AU22,000 for the offense done....
“I've made a terrible mistake, not because I was attempting to deceive anyone but I was simply ignorant to your official rules,” Stallone said in a letter to sydney’s local court. “I felt terrible that my breach of the rules has set a poor example to members of the public, whose opinion I cherish dearly.”

Stallone was accused of bringing banned substances into australia after a customs search of his luggage during a visit to sydney last february 16 that revealed 48 vials of the human growth hormone three days later, Stallone threw-away four vials from his sydney hotel room when customs officials arrived to search it....



Well all i can say is this, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE FOR GOODNESS SAKE....!!!! He came all the way across the globe just to give us a visit and promote his film, but here we are spending the whole time ripping him off, criticising him and picking away at him like we’ve got nothing else better to do....! Or maybe we're just craving for too much attention from the rest of the world that's why....!


Better-off visit philippines instead Rambo, you'll be delighted with our hospitality over there....! Whew....! I get so embarrassed being an australian citizen sometimes....! Sang boteng SMB nga dyan....!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Go see my new page quick....!


HELLOO EVERYONE....!!!! I'm back from hiding ha-ha....! Yesterday i was back on full-time again, actually it's still part-time 'coz i got a bucket-full of other priorities too....! Anyways, all day-long yesterday i was at the other page of mine preparing it for yous guys.... Finally i've opened it up last night, though some parts we're still not finalised but just a bit left lang naman....


I really appreciate everyones comments, thanks guys....! Here in australia kasi i was just storing them in my apartment, and no one did ever saw all those apart from some maybe one or two that i've taken to work and show them to my friends.... The rest, just catching the dust in the corner ha-ha....!


At the moment i'm trying to re-group myself and getting prepared for the next paintings.... My plummer had asked me two weeks ago to paint their family portrait and until now i haven't started doing it yet ha-ha....! Anyways, he knew naman na kailangan ko pa munang magkagana bago ko umpisahan, that's the secret of a good artwork kasi.... In order for me to paint well, i have to wait for that kind of drive in me....


Being an artist is not that easy kasi, most of us have a very fastidious attitude towards things....! I cannot just sit-down and start working straight away, i need to be really relaxed and comfortable first with the way i sit or which side of the chair my buttom is resting on or else i will be stressed-up more easily thinking about my buttom instead of my work and never last longer infront of the canvas at all ha-ha....!


When i'm working on an artwork, i also need to listen to strange music that you can compare to a tangling strings of yarn....! Or maybe some imotional type minus the vocalist like Yanni perhaps or classical like Andre Gagnon and Andre Rieu.... Something that can clug-up my other thoughts and make me focus only on what i am looking at will be the best one ha-ha....!


I started out of nowhere, if you can drop by at my art page again try to look for the vegetable basket and you'll know how i did all this he-he....! It's a gift from up above.... Who knows what's going on between my eyes, hands, and mind during those moments.... The coordination is just perfect....! I can start drawing a figure symmetrically from the tip of his finger up to the rest of the body or from the tip of the toe up to the tip of the hair on the head without a problem....


I admire Leonardo da Vinci and his work, i wish that one day i can be as good as he is.... I mean, he was....! ha-ha....! Probably if i apply more patience in things i can be as good as him.... There are times kasi that i rush things up, my strokes are speedy and rough at times.... To each his own approach naman di ba....? But who know one day i could be as great as him ha-ha....! Maybe he-he....!


Anyways, i can last very long here typing about art and artworks but i dont know about yous ha-ha....! So i will just let yous have your breakfast for a while and touch this topic again some other time, it depends on who will trigger me first to start this topic again ha-ha....! Catch you again next post WHOOOOHOOOO....!!!!


P.S. By the way, the inset painting is exactly similar to my very first art contest buster when i was 10 years old....! That composition is very special to me 'coz it started the whole thingy.... I'm planning to frame that and give it to my father the next time i go home.... The original composition was drawn by myself years and years ago using a box of crayons and i believe that it's still there hiding somewhere in the art room in that same school where i've graduated my elementary years.... I'll look for that one day.... Okay see yous again guys....!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Super busy pa si ako....!

Goodday all....! How'd yous like my new experimental header ha-ha....! I've spent a smashing 5 hours doing that you know....! Telebabad also included ha-ha....! Would you believe na paint software lang ng window ang ginamit ko dyan....! Anyways, for the time being i am just a humble visitor of my own blog 'coz i'm still busy at the moment....


But i promise, i'll be back on full-time again starting this weekend for i don't know how long again ha-ha....! Nevertheless, i'll still drop by to check your tags and comments so please bear with me i won't be long.... Whooookay, i'll be back on saturday everyone ingatz....!


Hey by the way, HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all the moms out there....! I've decided to close the poll, maybe we'll do it some other time na lang.... Thanks to Dyan and Maud for sharing their views i appreciate your effort guys, thank you very much.... Those were tough questions anyway, so i suppose it wasn't really applicable to everybody....


Anyways, have a happy weekend everyone....! Ingatz....! Be back on my pilot seat tomorrow....!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

2007 MTV Awards in Oz....!

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WOOOOHOOOO....! I'm back for the rest of the scoop for tonight's special affair here in sydney....! Black Eyed Peas's energy woman Stacey Ferguson (Fergie) hosted tonight's 2007 MTV Video Music Awards ceremony held at Sydney Acer Arena.... She'll be joined by the hollywood actor turned musician Jared Leto....



Leading the charge will be Justin Timberlake who's dominating the night with six outstanding nominations, while America's pop superstar Pink follows with a set of five....



Local aussie artists Eskimo Joe and Wolfmother will go for the best group award, while Adelaide hip-hop masters Hilltop Hoods sit alongside Eminem and Snoop Dogg in the best hip-hop video category....



Also completing the night is party girl Nicole Richie, star of "A Simple Life" with co-star and friend Paris Hilton and the daughter of Grammy and Academy Award winning performer Lionel Richie....




Richie arrive at sydney airport later this week alongside australian singer turned Hollywood star Sophie Monk and fiancee Benji Madden who will host a red carpet special with celebrity blogger Perez Hilton ( not Paris Hilton ha!) and multiple ARIA award winner Eskimo Joe....



Though this ceremony won't be shown live (damot n'yo naman!) on national television, i still crossed my fingers and hope that they're going to show a replay of this next week.... Australia was being flooded by stars lately still more to come in the future as told on one website that i've reviewed lately....



Anyways, these are the partial details of the 2007 MTV Awards here in sydney.... Everything's been so quiet lately, i don't know what the print media will come up with tomorrow.... I'm hoping to take a glimpse of what's happening tonight at the Acer Arena.... Hopefully next week there will be some activities on the telly....



So these are all the details that i've promised to you last time.... Sana ay nagustuhan nyo to.... Wala na akong utang ha....?! Exit na muna ako....! Plok....!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED....!


Hello Lui, sorry for the delay.... But finally here it is now, my response to your tag....





For 30% : I'll give this one to my COFFEE addiction of course, for being my brain's fuel at times that i need a mental boost just like an immediate pepe's AGIMAT ha-ha....! All the rest of the addictions rely mainly on my caffeine fueled nerve of steel ha-ha....!

For 20% : Cheers to ART....! Well, i should not call it an addiction 'coz it is my inborn talent.... But the way i behave towards the cravings in art, is in someways a sort of an addiction too....! I'm mister want to know everything as far as art is concern ha-ha....!

For another 20% : I say MUSIC....! I'm addicted to music, particularly those line-ups from 1980's to 1990's.... I'm crazy about those beauties....! In fact, i own a smashing 300 songs in my collection....! All from 80's to 90's....!

For 10% : The CARTOON CHANNEL addiction....! That is the part of myself that never grows old, the very Peter Pan of my personality....! Top of the favorites are Looney Tunes and The Simpsons, i love Manga too but most of the time i prefered the traditional cartoons....

For another 10% : COMEDY on parade....! I'm a HUGE addict of comedy films.... Ben Stiller, Adam Sandle, Rob Schneider, Jim Carey, Rowan Atkinson, Peter "pink panther" Sellers etc.... I hate drama,sci-fi, and reality films....

Lastly for 10% : My FOOD addiction....! I love food....! Take note : Food addict not a food maniac....! I'm 6 feet tall, 90 kgs, and a medium built so i don't think that i am that picture you have in your mind right now ha-ha....! Nope, i'm definitely not a Fatso....! Loving food is not just all about eating, it's also about exploring the flavours and goodness of food without ever gulping down a large amount of it....! My advice is, use your taste buds and not your gut he-he....!

All in a total of 100%.... I wonder what the other bloggers are addicted to.... Well one way to find out, let this campaign reveal them.... Happy tagging everyone....!

Rules:

1. Write about how much addicted you are towards something.

2. Don't forget to include the percentage of addictedness towards those things.

3. As long as the total of percentage must reach 100%....

4. You MUST tag others and continue tagging but please don't forget to explain the rules and please notify the person so that they will know that they have been tagged by you....


I'm tagging Ghee, Vicki, Maud, Tina, and Maj thanks guys!

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Well as we blog, sydney airport was flooded with stars for the 2007 MTV Video and Music Awards at the Acer Arena on sunday (bukas na pala yun) here in sydney....! I will post the details of this scoop on my next entry.... Coming Soon....!

Friday, April 27, 2007

BB hysterias down Oz....!

There's a new kid in town na naman....! Sariling atin sya at pinoy na pinoy talaga....! He even created a chaos in my workplace during his visit there last few days ago....!


It's very clear that even the other nations have developed an obsession to this young idol who's name is now a monument amongs those who knew him very well like us pinoys and also those who cannot even pronounce his name properly ha-ha....!


Mga my plens, very proud akong ipakilala sa inyo si BOY BAWANG at ang kasikatan nya pati na pala dito sa downunder ngayon....! He even set a world record dito and was witnessed by yours trully for the very first time in my life....! The fastest Boy Bawang eating record ever in the intire world....!

A 100grams packet of Boy Bawang lasted only a cracking 30 seconds in the lunch room during our morning tea break....!

Hanep sa bilis talaga....! Parang pinag-agawan ng mga piranah sa sobrang bilis ng pagkaubos....! Kahit ako hindi na tinirhan pa kahit man lang balat ng bawang....! Next time hindi na ako mamimigay....! Bili na lang ako ulit whaaaa....!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

250 cups too many....!

After ng tantrums ay balik muna ako sa reset point ko which is a cup of coffee lang naman.... Yesterday kasi while i was having a bad mood and was trying to wash it off with a cup of coffee, i stumble into a tv channel that was featuring the history of coffee so i reckon it would be nice to post an entry about that topic....


Well, unlike smoking or drinking liquors, coffee drinking is an addiction that make sense....! Take smoking for instance: No offense to the smoking communities ha-ha....! Peace tayo....! But then, what are you doing sitting in the corner, sucking the smoke out of that rolled-up paper with tobacco fillings inside it....? To me, that doesn't make any sense at all....! Anyways, addiction is a personal choice naman so i will respect the smokers for that reason....


Oh well, balik tayo sa cup of coffee na lang.... Coffee indulgence kasi had evolved from way back pa sa time ng mga pharaohs, and kings.... Known as Black Gold, a cup of coffee used to be enjoyed only by the royalties in Ancient Egypt, Africa, Turkey, and the Middle-Eastern countries....


It all started from a tiny red berry growing on a dense bush that a sheepherd boy in that Ethiopian dry barren land had found while herding his flocks of sheep.... The boy then discovered that the berry is sort of giving him a strange feeling of extra energy that he even felt like dancing around all day long....! That was the early effect of caffeine to human i think ha-ha....!


Imagine that when you're drinking your delightful cup of instant coffee, you're as well sharing that taste of history with all the great and famous coffee drinking figures throught-out the ages....! Astig....!


In Ethiopia, coffee is still actively a part of some native tribe's ceremonial rites.... And only the women are allowed to handle the beans from roasting to the making of the brew that the waiting mens of the tribe will later on pass around themselves and enjoy.... Mga gaano kaya katagal yun bago nila matikman ang isang tasang kape....? Isang oras....? Tagal naman....!


But as the addictions escalated around the globe, so does the freedom of making your own cups anytime, anywhere, and any way you desired.... As long as you never runs-out of instant coffee in the cupboard he-he....!


Way back then, coffee was known to have some medicinal properties, but i just don't know what it is.... Maybe it's the caffeine itself or some active ingredients that you still have to extract from it....!


Unlike the tea that leaves some annoying stains (dentist's nightmare) on your teeth when being consumed excessively, nowadays instant coffee leaves no residue at all.... But it is also known to be toxic when consumed abusively....


You know that in america, a man died because he drank 250 cups of coffee all within a day....! That's insane....! I think it's called drowning....! Hindi kaya nalunod lang talaga sya sa kape kaya namatay ha-ha....!


So anyways, kung just within 249 cups lang naman ang ma-consume mo sa isang araw ay okay ka pa ha-ha....! No need to panic kasi imbis na excessive coffee drinking ang ikamatay mo ay baka atake sa puso pa....!


This topic had relaxed me a bit, so i'll go for another round of the Black Magic pa....! Today i had 5 cups of coffee only, ano kaya ang dapat na rating dun from a scale of 0 to 250 cups per day....? Anaemic drinker....?! Ha-ha....! Okay, kape na muna ako....! Babayo....!