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---- Java, Jamoke, Murk, A Shot, A Shot In The Arm, or plainly Joe.... However and whatever you might want to call it.... For me it will always stay as my Puyat Juice...!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

MY FIRST EVER MEME....


As i've promised to Redlan, eto na ang answer ko sa tag mo na pinaghintay pa kita ng sampung taon muna yata bago ko ginawa ha-ha....! Hopefully ay may natira ka pang pasensya para basahin ito ngayon....! =)

The meme is about the memories we had during our school years particularly sa elementarya.... So now i need to ask kung naaalala nyo pa ba ang mga escapades noong elementary days nyo? Ang mga titser na kinatatakutan, ang unang natutunan sa silid aralan at ang mga kaklase na naging kalaro.... Yes i can still recall a few, so here's my answer to that Redlan....

GRADE I - The only memory that i can remember clearly in my mind from grade one was my seatmate who later became a beauty queen in our town....! Her name is Yvette, and she loves her star-scout hat very much that she used to wear that all day long at school ng walang kasawa-sawa he-he....! Remember the Maya Bird that they usually sell outside the church and schools sometimes....? Those too were inside her hat ha-ha....! I don't know why she loves to keep them in there....!

Most of the time she's flooding the floor underneath her chair because that time she seems to haven't outgrown her baby wetting-habbit thingy yet....! Sino ba naman ang mag-aakala na magiging ganun pala sya kaganda paglaki nya....! Then there was a twist, inilipat ako next to my second cousin Myra for some mysterious reasons na hindi ko maalala kung ano....!

Mas grabe pa pala kaso nito, nagdumi naman ngayon tong isa dun sa upuan nya ha-ha....! Kaya pala tahimik at kukurap-kurap na lang ang dating madaldal noon....! Anyways, she's a registered nurse now and we were also good buddies during the Phil. National Red Cross volunteering days.... Hindi ko na rin ni-remind at baka mapahiya lang....! And that's my memories of grade one.... On with the grade two....

GRADE II - Grade two was not that clear in my thoughts.... Maybe it's because there wasn't any special events at all that happened during grade two.... All i can remember that time was when we the whole family joined the " Alay Lakad", and my father was talking to a man who looks like a half-cast, maybe filipino-german and i was surprised when all of a sudden the man grabbed his whole scalp-full of hair and use it as a pamaypay ha-ha....! Kalbo pala yung mama....!

GRADE III - This was one of my best year at school.... I was the classroom's key keeper, no one can enter the room in the morning kung wala pa ako.... But of course i have to be there before the teacher does....! It was a good start for a responsible Pepe nowaday, from that simple stage i've learned the real value of punctuality....

GRADE IV - Aha, that was the stressing part of my elementary year because my teacher was also my mother....! Sobrang kamalasan ano he-he....! Biro nyo isang buong taon na wala akong freedom na gawin ang gusto ko sa loob ng school kasi wala akong kawala sa mala-jaworsking mga mata ng nanay ko hu-hu....! One time i was grounded because she've noticed that i wasn't paying attention to the lectures, alam nyo kong ano ang natuklasan ni madir sa ilalim ng desk ko....? Isang plastic bag na puno ng tipaklong ha-ha....! Kaya yun, censored na ang sumunod na story dun....! =D

GRADE V - A lot of first time happened during my grade five days.... First time kong mapalayo most of the time from my family kasi kinuha ako at pinag-aral ng kapatid ng mother ko for a year.... Then first time ko rin na-experience na malipat ng school just to be close to her place.... First time ko rin nagkaroon ng crush sa isang ka-schoolmate ko, na crush din pala ng buong school ha-ha....! I didn't had that much friends at all during grade five because i was just transfered to that school nga....! I love the school though, it was like a holiday away from my one year in grade four na hindi malaya he-he....! Anyways, i was released later on by my aunty back to my parents when finally she met her ex-boyfriend then and probably they already need the privacy i reckon....

GRADE VI - Back to the old Alma Mater ulit....! Finally a chance to finish what i've started.... I didn't cross the finish line with flying colors though, at outstanding boy scout nga lang natanggap ko nun....! But for me, that was a perfect evening to remember.... Something like that is worth the efforts to keep within yourself the whole life through.... I get to see what i've achieved, a fulfilment at last for the very first time kasi elementary pa nga lang tayo nun ano....! The big one's still yet to come....! By the way, i was a member of the Drum and Bugle Corps when i was in grade six....! Astig....!

There you go Redlan, hope you'll like my answer to your meme.... =D I will find out first who hasn't got this meme yet and then later on i will tag them okay....? But anyone who are interested can always do this too.... It's quite a unique meme, i like it....! Thanks again for tagging me Redlan....!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Workplace agreements....


I took this piece of memo that was posted on our lunchroom's fridge last saturday, and they even wrote a do not remove sign on top of it to make sure that no one will ever pinch it off, but too late now i've taken it already....! It's mine now ha-ha....!


There's a lot of issues concerning the workplace condition law here in downunder and seeing a memo like this posted anywhere in the workplace walls can already stir-up the peacefulness of the place and create an enormous amount of tension amongs employees....


Luckily this one is a hoax he-he....! Maybe one of our nerdy engineering people got nothing to do that day and composed this nutty workplace laws of his own....! Galing ano he-he....!


Actually the original one of this was in black and white since they've photo copied it on a black and white printer.... This one is my own version based on the copy i got off the fridge.... I just find it interesting the way people came-up with ideas that seems to come from absolutely nowhere....!


Once i've also posted something on that same spot too.... Do you still remember that time when vatican was still choosing for the new pope....? People were waiting outside, watching what will be the color of smoke coming out of that little chimney on top of that church....!


I've sketched a cartoon showing what was really happening underneath that chimney.... I've made a cartoon that time showing a long queue of priests and cardinals waiting for their turns to urinate in a large basin of redhot coal.... Whoever will urinate and make a white smoke shall be the next pope.... Di ba okay he-he....! Baka nga lang offensive dun sa taga vatican.... Patawad na po he-he....! =D

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Tough weekend....



I had a tough weekend this week, it's the end of the taxation year (taxation term) in oz and we australian residents, citizens, migrants, wogs, swags, koalas, kangaroos, wallabies, yabbies, cockatoos, mates, etc. knew what that means....! It means that we have to go to our tax agents of choice or in front of our computers to pay our taxes before the deadline ends and so i did....


Actually i already went there yesterday but the secretary told me that they were fully booked for that day and she adviced me to come back early in the morning today....


I was expecting that when i arrived early today, i would be like number 5 or maybe 9 in the queue but to my surprise i was in number 63....! It's because the already booked applicants who were scheduled the day before had left and didn't turned up when their numbers was called and instead had returned the next day which is today together with the rest of us new ano ba yan....!


So there i was, set the alarm to 6:30 AM last night.... I woked up in the morning, jumped in the shower, dressed up, even forgot to bring my jacket with me luckily it wasn't cold at all, a bit warm on tops of 21 degrees then i head straight on a two suburbs away journey to the taxation office....


I got there around 9:00 AM and i thought that i was the very first one there coz there's no one queuing at all in front of the door but i was wrong....! Enter the dragon....! Dyaraan....! Full compact, standing room only walang maupuan patay....! But not for long, someone left his seat and it didn't even took me half a blink to steal the throne away, hay salamat at nakaupo rin si ako....!


But all did not end there because i've waited for more than five hours long without breakfast and lunch, scared to leave my seat to have a munch kasi baka tawagin na number ko at wala ako dun....!


I was so bored waiting that i've amazingly finished reading approximately 8 issues of News Week, 5 Time Magazines, 10 New Inventions, 3 Womens Magazines, 3 New Ideas, and 5 Juicy Fruit Gum wrappers ha-ha....!


If only i didn't really need the tax return badly, i won't have to wait that long and probably i would just come back at the very last minute of filing so i will not go through that same trouble again.... I need the money to pay something that AB and i bought in pinas as an investment, and the due date will fall at the end of this month of august na....! Takot ako he-he....!


I haven't saved anything this year....! I've spent every single penny in my wallet on a lot of things, but then i believe that problems and solutions always walk side by side with each other so here it is, solution came just when things are about to happen....! Lucky, lucky....!


All done....! Anyways, at the end of the day i'm happy because i got back a crispy $AU 1,600 dollars....! Mmmmm....money ha-ha....! A very nice consolation prize for my efforts....! Not bad at all for a day's work he-he....! Now, what i really wanted to do is to stretch on my bed and have a nice deep sleep because tomorrow is monday again and i have to start the kayod na naman....! Hope you had a good weekend everyone....! Goodnight....!




Wednesday, August 08, 2007

When LUCK saved the day....

How many times have you witness a scene from a wildlife video between the predetors and prey encounters that always ends up in a big dinner party with the prey on the menu....?


Well, i'm sorry to tell you that this one is an exceptional case ha-ha....! This is the day when luck had saved the prey....!



By the way, this is not in australia.... You are not seeing meat-eating koalas chasing a mob of bow-horned kangaroos here, this is africa not the 80's band but the kingdom of Simba ha-ha....!


I call this "the dog that climbed-up the tree to bite me" kind of a situation....! How can you possibly escape a moment of hopelessness like this....?! Probably i will just start praying na sana ay dumating na si Tarzan & Jane kasama pa si cheeta to save my kaastigan hu-hu....!


Anyways, i found this clip in u-tube today actually it was featured on the 7:30 news tonight and i thought why not share this with all my blog-friends he-he....!


This is a spectacular story of life's uncertainties.... Though not everyone ends up as fortunate as this buffalo calf, it's very clear that in every struggle, burdens and a constant hail of trials that we encounter in our lives no matter how hard it is, there's always a glim of light and a narrow opening towards a fertile green field and a new beginning.... Naks a ha-ha....!


So grab a bowl of popcorn and watch this short clip na pinaghirapan ko pa'ng hanapin sa u-tube ha he-he....! Enjoy....!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Nancy who....?


Before anything else, today is a special day for me why....? Because today i've reached the 100th entry in my entire blog-life, woooohoooo....!

That only shows how slow i am in updating my blog he-he....! Actually i should've already published more than a hundred and fifty entries by now kaya lang medyo tamad kasi ako e ha-ha....! Should i throw a party here....?! Wag na lang, magastos at medyo short notice baka walang pumunta he-he....!


Anyways, on with our topic proper.... Mel had informed me today that the movie The Simpsons is now showing in some cinemas dyan sa pinas.... Medyo inggit nga ako pero talagang busy lang sa work kaya kahit na ipalabas man yan dito, there's no way that i will be able to watch that on big screen....


Since our topic is about The Simpsons, i would like to share with you something i know about simpson's character voice-overs.... Did you know that Bart Simpson's voice is done by a female voice-over artist....? Yep! That's right, a lady doing the role as the voice of Bart Simpson astig ano....!?


I couldn't hardly believe it myself until i've really seen her in a local talk show saying a few lines using Bart Simpson's voice....! She even did Ralph's and Milhouse's voice too....! So now, here she is, eternally known as the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright is one of the most prolific voice actors of her time.


Born in an Ohio suburb in the late '50s, she grew up doing community theater and watching cartoons. In her last year at Ohio University, she got a chance to meet Hanna-Barbara voice actor Daws Butler. Better known by his character names Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear, and Quick Draw McGraw, Butler suggested she transfer to U.C.L.A. and start going to auditions.


By 1980, Cartwright had her first professional job as the voice of Gloria on Richie Rich. With her new Screen Actors Guild card, she also got normal acting roles on the TV movie Marian Rose White, the feature film Twilight Zone: The Movie, and several television guest appearances.


Her voice was heard as multiple characters on beloved '80s cartoons like My Little Pony & Friends, Pound Puppies, Space Ace, and Galaxy High School. Eventually Cartwright started to get singular roles like Kip on ShirtTales and Daphne on Snorks. In 1987, she auditioned for the role of Lisa Simpson on The Simpsons but she landed the role of Bart instead.


After a few years of shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show, The Simpsons got its own time slot on FOX in 1990. Cartwright won an Emmy and an Annie award for her work, which has expanded to several other Springfield youths including Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, Milhouse, Kearney, and Nelson.


While still working on The Simpsons, she also did voices for Animaniacs, Goof Troop, and The Critic, as well as numerous short-lived cartoons.... Cartwright has also found time to perform the one-woman play In Search of Fellini and write her autobiography My Life as a Ten-Year-Old Boy.


In 2001 she took over for Christine Cavanaugh in the role of Chuckie on Rugrats while working on Rufus on Kim Possible and launching her Internet animation company, SportsBlast. Her voice can also be heard on the web cartoons The Kellys and Timberwolf.


Saturday, July 28, 2007

Evan all must see....!


I've already recommended this movie to everyone though i haven't seen it yet and i guess i will also miss the cinema version of it too because of a very hectic work schedule at the moment, nevertheless i will be happy to hear from your own experiences guys so please do share them with me okay he-he....!


Being biblical thus made it educational as well in a more easier to digest manner.... I can also tell that it is going to be a tremendously funny movie.... Imagine that portion of the movie trailer where he was removing his nose hair and snorting-in the shaving cream afterwards, yaiwks kadiri ha-ha....! Disgustingly funny too he-he....!


Judging by the way the trailer goes, i recommend that this is a must to see movie and an absolute throne snatcher for me....! Bruce Almighty was a great success before and i really love it, in fact i was still watching it long after the popularity of the movie has already faded-away and all topped-up by piles-after-piles of newbies....!


I can't forget how i've choked-up laughing at that part where Bruce Nolan a.k.a Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey) using his divine power to mock Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) during his first day as an anchorman in a local Buffalo TV station....


Anyways, enjoy watching Evan Almighty and i hope that i will have a chance to watch it on big screen too.... Inggit naman ako sa inyo he-he....!


Sunday, July 22, 2007

8 Random Things About Me....



I was tagged by Darlene ages ago he-he....! This one is a soooo very late reply, sorry for that Darlene....! I was just so busy with lots of things lately that i've almost forgotten about all these....! Anyways, here i am again with my answer to your meme....

The Rules: Each person should post the rules first before their lists, then they should write 8 things about themselves, tag and link 8 other people and then let those people know that they had been tagged so they will know what to do.... Darlene had tagged me this "8 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME" meme. So heres my answer to that Darlene....


1.) I really don't know what to write in here.... But i'll try anyway he-he....! I grew-up in a simple family, i have four siblings and i'm the eldest.... As a kid i was so full of initiative in whatever it was that i'm interested in mainly hobbies like pets, toys, and gadgets.... Maybe it's because we're very much aware that our parents were not that capable financially to give us what our friends parents can give to them so we improvised our own thingies....


2.) As i grew-up i got more interested in drawings and sketching that my mother always reminded me not to wash my hands with cold water to avoid getting arthritis, which is true when i thought of her point now he-he....! Imagine me holding a pencil ang sketch book the whole day....!


3.) My parents are both public school teachers and i realised how tough it was then, even tougher than going to school itself because we were having breakfast, lunch, and dinner with our teachers at home ha-ha....! That's why my childhood life was all school and less of the home activities....! The learning process was always on the extreme constantly then, but hey it made me the tougher person that i am now naman ha-ha....!


4.) I was a kid with a thousand stored faces of relatives in my brain he-he....! My life was orbitting in a relative related events sort of environment.... I don't know why, maybe it was the trend during those days.... Whenever we were asked to prepare or dress-up, we knew right away that we are going to a cousin's birthday, uncle's wedding, grand's funerals, or maybe visit a dentist....! You guess right, the dentist is also a relative ha-ha....!


5.) College days was a bit tougher for me because i get to complete a course that i didn't even wanted to take.... All my life i was wishing to be an architect one day but it didn't happened.... Not because my parents cannot afford it, but because there wasn't an offer of that course in my city and i thought to myself that it would be very hard for my parents to support my expenses, boarding house, food, etc if i did studied far away from home so i was left without any other choice but to take anything in the field of engineering at least....


6.) I was not good at school though, i was just an average jack in all aspect and i felt bad for myself sometimes seeing what other wiz-classmates had achieved.... There were even times that i find it hard to get up from a fall and dust myself off, but my will to keep-on was always there to pick me back on my feet again.... I have a very special quality by the way, i'm an early bird kind of a person.... I love doing things that no one had ever done before, sort of a kilometer-dash-ahead attitude....! That's why i was already working and earning (while studying) long before those achievers had even graduated and started to look for jobs he-he....! When all the others had stopped to enjoy the scenery, i continued a few steps forward and checked the horizon up ahead....! Ika nga unahan lang yan at hindi pagalingan ha-ha....!


7.) I have a very simple wish in life, to be able and more capable to provide 'coz i reckon i haven't done enough yet, to love and be loved in return, and to be surrounded by the people that i love forever.... I also wish that one day i can stay for good in pinas and look after my parents specially my father (he's my favorite) until the last moments of their lives....


8.) At the moment with just my handful of earnings i'm trying to setup something in pinas that will help me fulfill my dreams which is to stay for good in pinas and i'm proud to tell you that i've already started a few successful steps....! =)


Now i would like to pass this tag to : Redlan, Julai, Nice, Mommychi, Cm, Zj, Tina, and Panyang.... Take your time guys, this is not rush....