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Monday, June 04, 2007

Assassin at the park....!




WHEW....! This morning i was targeted for the first-time by an assassin dun sa may golf club where i normally cross every morning on my way to work....! Buti na lang at daplis lang pala ang tama ko he-he....!


They seldom attack people naman, normally dogs and other pets lang inaatake nila.... Pero today, why me....?! Maybe i was at the wrong place at the wrong time lang o baka akala sa akin ay animal din whaaaa....!


I was bombarded with aerial attacks twice, buti na lang at naka-baseball cap pala ako kanina....! Seriously, the council should do something about it kasi baka makabulag sila ng mata in the future....! They really must relocate them in some safer areas far away from the busy streets....


Oo nga pala, what i'm pointing-at here is a particular australian bird the MAGPIE....!


For readers who wonder what the * boink * is a Magpie, they are actually big black and white birds who are very protective of their nests during the Australian winter and spring season....


People walking past may be seen as an invader of it's territory, promting the bird to swoop-down at them and attack....! And mind you, the experience is quite alarming specially for a first-timer like me....!


Naku, kung hindi lang talaga bawal ang animal cruelty dito sa downunder ay binalikan ko nang kanina ang lokong yun at ipinalaman sa pandesal....! Anyways, yun lang naman nangyari sa akin nitong magandang monday morning na to he-he....!


Sana wag naman maulit bukas at baka hindi na'ko talaga makapagpigil at bigla ko na lang mangasab ang * boink * na ibon na yan ha-ha....! Lamang t'yan din naman yun a....!

Eto nga pala mga dramatic photos na nasilip ko sa web about magpie attacks :

Okay na....! Exit na muna ako, manghuhuli lang ng magpie for dinner he-he....!

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HEY IT'S ME....! On my office computer, updating on that magpie attack.... Today i was attaked again ha-ha....! This time i ran away na....! Well, there's no other option but to take the other side of the road i guess untill the nesting season is over....


I just felt sorry for the old man and woman taking a morning walk behind me, they walked back where the came from i reckon....! Anyways, that's me for today....! Have a wonderful day everyone....! Bye for now, but not forever....! See you later....!

3 comments:

Bry said...

hey kuya pepe, nakakatawa naman ang magpie siguro pag ako matatakot ako at tatakbo!... i hate birds! they're the most boring animals. pangit sila maging pets kasi di naman lumilipad sa hawla...

buti hindi pabo, pag nasa pinas ka habulin ka ng malalaking pabo sa province... hehehe...

hahaha, natatawa pa rin ako...

mag helmet ka bukas bro :)

tina said...

kawawa naman ang magpie kung ipapalaman mo! haha.

naalala ko tuloy ang laro sa o2jam na fly magpie. paborito ko un.. kasi kabisado ko na. hehe

Pepe said...

Yun na lang siguro ang last option ko Bry ha-ha....! Joke lang yun Tin, nakakain kaya yung ibon na yun....? Ha-ha....! =D Thanks guys for the comments....!