Assassin Part - 2....

I was reading an entry about books from Tina's blog-site tonight and i had that instant " Deja vu " effect in my mind after that....!


But before that, again i would like to share with you this long list of ideas that i've made-up today while at the work-place about the 10 possible ways to repel magpie's from swooping down on you he-he....! I still hasn't got-over that two attacks that i've had earlier this week yet....! Mabuti nang naka-prepare ako para bukas ulit....!


Mind you, magpies are very clever birds.... I've witness a few of this cleverness many times....! The birds collects nuts of any kind, waits 'til the pedestrian-crossing lights flashes walk, leave the nuts in the path of the waiting cars, then return to the spot to gather the inner meat of the nuts after being cracked by the passing cars when the light flashes walk again....! Astig di ba....?



Magpies are members of the mocking-birds family like the talking Mynas or " Kiyaw " (inset photo) as we commonly call it back home in pinas, na available as pets in most pet shops world wide....


They can also learn to talk if taught patiently like their cousin the Mynas....


10 ways to avoid Magpie attack....


1) Eyes on the back of the head - Takot raw ang mga magpie na mag-atake kung tinititigan, so i thought i'd wear something that resembles an eye at the back of my head.... Pwede na kaya yung dalawang kutsinta he-he....!


2) Strange hats - Yung katulad ng sinuot nung mga ibang contestant sa miss universe....! Tingnan ko lang kung makakalapit pa sya sa laki ba naman ng mga yun....! O di kaya yung kay Inspector Gadget....! Go-go-gadget tirador he-he....! Tingnan ko naman galing mong umilag ngayon....!


3) Keep staring - Titigan mo lang daw ng titigan para ma-demoralised sila at hindi na maga-attempt pang umatake....! Wag lang sa malapitan at baka mapuwing ka sa kakatuka nya he-he....! Bulag kamo labas mo nyan peng....!


4) Carry a red flag - Okay din yan na idea.... Wag mo lang lagyan ng star sa gitna at mapagkamalan kang kumonista ha-ha....!


5) Wear a helmet - Ito na siguro ang pinaka-effective na paraan para dyan....! Walang biro, madami akong nakita na nakaganito sa park every magpie season....! Para silang kasali dun sa Bob the builder ha-ha....! Can we fix it, yes we can....!


6) Wear Nike shoes - It's your big chance to really test this brand, kumaripas ka ng takbo and hope that the shoe will stick to it's reputation just enough for you to cross the park ha-ha....!


7) Walk with pets - Since animals nga ang talagang primary targets nila ay may big chance na ma-divert ang attentions nila dun sa kay doggie at hindi na sa'yo aatake he-he....! Takbo doggie bilis....! Bow-wow-wow....!


8) Ran as fast as you can - Yun nga tulad dun sa Nike brand....! This time, subukan naman natin ang tibay ng Puma takbo na ulit bilis....! Ayan na sya....!


9) Bring a frying pan - Kung hindi pa naman sya nadala nito ewan ko lang....! Kung yung shark nga natakot dun sa scuba-diver na may hawak na niyog at isang boteng suka, ang magpie pa kaya sa frying pan....! Tyak ang pagiging malutong mo dito tsong....!


10) Wear UN shirts - United Nations, astig na organisation....! Effective sa safety raw to kasi nasa neutral side sila....! Kahit terrorist man o assassins ay salute at hindi gagalawin ang sino mang maysuot nitong damit na may mark na ganito.... So grab one UN-shirt, isuot mo ito sabay magdasal ka na sana ay marunong magbasa yung magpie he-he....!


Yun na ulit sila....! I'll just post Tina's books and my Deja vu-experience na lang sa next entry ko kasi very late na....! Ingatz na lang sa lahat.... Exit na ulit si ako....!