Vintage Weight Loss....

Here's something bizarre, as usual nabasa ko na naman sa isang article he-he....! In the US during the early days daw, Tapeworms are being used to get rid of those extra-bulges of fat in the body.... In other words taba....! Ow....! Niluloko nyo naman yata kami dyan....! This can't be true....! Or it might be true in the ground na tirhan ba naman ng katakutakot tapeworms ang katawan mo ay talagang mangangayayat ka nga naman chong....! At baka matigokok ka pa nga he-he....!

In the early 1900s daw, a "nutrient absorption" product appeared in the US. They call it an early version of Xenical... It's a "Fat Blocker" a slimming pill that prevents one third of the fat calories in your diet from being absorbed and thus converted into fat. "No diet, no baths, no exercise. FAT - the enemy that is shortening your life - BANISHED. How? With sanitized tapeworms - jar-packed"

No baths? What? I didn't know that bath can help you lose weight too....! Ligo ba ibig sabihin nila dito....? Ano kayang klasing ligo yun....? Baka naligo sa pawis kaya ganun ha-ha....! Baka Sauna Bath 'ka nyo....! Kayo talaga, alam nyo namang inglis kamatis tayo pa bath-bath pa kayo dyan....! Mey yo komplits the sinteyns naman neks taym oki....?

The product appears to be legitimate and was referenced in a 1999 diabetes journal.... Every segment of the tapeworms inside the bottle or whatever kind of packaging they've used before are said to have "no ill effects and are easily swallowed...." Yuckh....! So all we have to do is swallow that and let the worms do their stuff afterwards....! Double yuckh....! Ano ba yan....! Parang isang paketing superlong-ghetti pasta na nakikitira at continuously pang dumadami sa bituka nyo....! Pasensya na po sa mga kumakain dyan he-he....! Sa mga desperadong pumayat naman po, never ever do this at home oki doki....? Magpagutom na lang muna kayo at medyo mas sosi pa to kesa naman dun sa mamamatay kayo sa dami ng bulate sa tyan ha-ha....! Tigil na nga muna natin topic na to at nawawalan na tuloy ako ng ganang mag-breakfast....! =D