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Monday, November 19, 2007

Hi-pluckers....

Here's another bizzare story.... A woman was arrested at an international airport because she was found carrying a deadly weapon called TWEEZERS....! What the....?!


I think the movies and gaming industries are partly to be blame on all these confusions because movies and games nowadays are so walastic-realistic that most of the time it is very hard to tell between a movie and the reality....! Both worlds get so tangled-up with each other up to the point of exaggerating and extrematizing (i've made-up that word he-he! ) things na in the real world, not only on the side of the offenders but the side of the defenders as well....! Resulta, nawawalan na tuloy tayo ng tiwala sa mga bagay-bagay at lalong-lalo na sa isa't-isa di ba-di ba....?! O-ha, daming double words he-he....!


Would you believe that during the september 11 bombing of the Trade Center i was in the lunch room at work to get a glass of water when i've started wondering what that commotions was all ABOUT....! I saw everyone staring at that program on tv and i saw people jumping off the building, but i really thought that it was just a movie....! It took me about 3 minutes to finally realise that it wasn't....!


Anyways, this lady was then questioned about a lot of things including why did she carry that pair of tweezers inside her bag at the airport....? Was she planning a terrorist act....? Ano ba naman yan....! Puro lasing yata mga airport security nila na yun....! Terrorist act with a pair of tweezers....?! Napaka-astig na accusations naman nun....! Ano, pupunta sya sa may cockpit ng mga piloto at saka sasabihin nyang, " take this plane to Syberia or i'll pluck you two to death! " Ganun....?


Pano naman yung tinidor na pinapagamit sa mga pasahero ng eroplano....? Di ba mas-deadly ang mga yun kompara dun sa tweezers....? Baka darating ang araw na nakagapos o di kaya nakapusas nang lahat ng pasahero sa eroplano for safety reasons ha-ha....! Okay exaggeration time na to....! Ano-ano pa kayang mga bagay sa palagay nyo ang pwedeng gamitin sa pag-hijack ng eroplano....? Credit cards, lipstick, mobile phones, karayom at sinulid, tatlong beinte singko ni Dingdong Avansado, paper roses ni Jolina M., bikining itim ni Joey M., isang tasang kape ni Pepe, sitaw, bataw, patani....! =D


Kaya tuloy kamuntik nang mawala din yung tatlong fishing rods ko na dala nung umuwi ako the last time nung sinita ako dyan sa may international airpot natin....! Akala siguro nila ay dismantled na Bazooka ang dala ko dahil nakalagay pa ang mga to sa malaking tube ha-ha....!


Hay naku, pasensya tayo at nandito tayo sa magulo at weird nating mundo.... Ba't naman kasi may mga tao sa mundong pananakit lang ng kapwa ang palaging nasasaisip....! Magti-text na lang kaya sila o di kaya mag-blog buong maghapon like the rest of us, enjoy at peaceful pa sigurado tong buong mundo natin he-he....! =D


8 comments:

redlan said...

kakatuwa to ha. super! exaggerated na nga tayo. tama lahat ng sinabi mo. nakakaaliw tong post na to.

ghee said...

oo nga,dapat kasi mag blog na lang sila like us,ano?haha!

nice post,Pepe!! hope your weekend was nice,too :)

Mari said...

Airport security are paranoid. Puwede kaya ang ispili? LOL

A month after the Trade World Center was attacked I went to Chicago for a wedding. The plane didn't serve food. It is to eliminate the use of any cutlery or silverware...walang kutsilyo, kutsara at tinidor. Passengers have to bring their own food. That was how tight the security was...and at the Los Angeles Airport only passenger were allowed at the terminal. Maganda naman at maluwag ang airport nuon. Now they let everyone in, and it's so crowded.

That was a funny post you have. But you are right, security went too far.

mari

Pepe said...

Thanks Red, mga ala-bombo radyo nga banat ko he-he....! =D

Pepe said...

Oo nga Ghee, may mga tao talagang ayaw sa peaceful ways ano....? =D

Pepe said...

Thanks Mari....! Dito naman puro negosyo ang laman ng airport namin....! Pati na ri sa loob ng eroplano....! Ewan ko lang kung nag-iisip din kaya sila ng tungkol dyan sa nga threats na yan....? =D

Tess said...

Nong nasa Aus ako, my friend came here and was able to bring her Dr. Comb ba yon, yong medyo matulis na comb na uso sa atin, pumasa yon BUT when we flew home, from Sydney, pinaiwan yon, duh! Ningas kugon lang naman airport security dito, naghihigpit pag may nangyari na at pay may threats daw pero after nyan wala ulit. Sa totoo lang ang pinaka mahigpit na nakita ko na airport security ay sa pinas as in sobra kahit sa local or domestic flights. Paano pag sinuot ko yong lumang damit ko na may matulis na collar or di kaya matulis na sapatos, lol!

Pepe said...

Yun nga din napansin ko Mrs.T.... Bat kaya kung kelan lang may nangyayari saka sila maghihigpit ano....? Kung ako yung offender, ta-timingan ko na lumuwag na naman saka ako gagawa ng kalukohan....! =D