BB hysterias down Oz....!

There's a new kid in town na naman....! Sariling atin sya at pinoy na pinoy talaga....! He even created a chaos in my workplace during his visit there last few days ago....!


It's very clear that even the other nations have developed an obsession to this young idol who's name is now a monument amongs those who knew him very well like us pinoys and also those who cannot even pronounce his name properly ha-ha....!


Mga my plens, very proud akong ipakilala sa inyo si BOY BAWANG at ang kasikatan nya pati na pala dito sa downunder ngayon....! He even set a world record dito and was witnessed by yours trully for the very first time in my life....! The fastest Boy Bawang eating record ever in the intire world....!

A 100grams packet of Boy Bawang lasted only a cracking 30 seconds in the lunch room during our morning tea break....!

Hanep sa bilis talaga....! Parang pinag-agawan ng mga piranah sa sobrang bilis ng pagkaubos....! Kahit ako hindi na tinirhan pa kahit man lang balat ng bawang....! Next time hindi na ako mamimigay....! Bili na lang ako ulit whaaaa....!

250 cups too many....!

After ng tantrums ay balik muna ako sa reset point ko which is a cup of coffee lang naman.... Yesterday kasi while i was having a bad mood and was trying to wash it off with a cup of coffee, i stumble into a tv channel that was featuring the history of coffee so i reckon it would be nice to post an entry about that topic....


Well, unlike smoking or drinking liquors, coffee drinking is an addiction that make sense....! Take smoking for instance: No offense to the smoking communities ha-ha....! Peace tayo....! But then, what are you doing sitting in the corner, sucking the smoke out of that rolled-up paper with tobacco fillings inside it....? To me, that doesn't make any sense at all....! Anyways, addiction is a personal choice naman so i will respect the smokers for that reason....


Oh well, balik tayo sa cup of coffee na lang.... Coffee indulgence kasi had evolved from way back pa sa time ng mga pharaohs, and kings.... Known as Black Gold, a cup of coffee used to be enjoyed only by the royalties in Ancient Egypt, Africa, Turkey, and the Middle-Eastern countries....


It all started from a tiny red berry growing on a dense bush that a sheepherd boy in that Ethiopian dry barren land had found while herding his flocks of sheep.... The boy then discovered that the berry is sort of giving him a strange feeling of extra energy that he even felt like dancing around all day long....! That was the early effect of caffeine to human i think ha-ha....!


Imagine that when you're drinking your delightful cup of instant coffee, you're as well sharing that taste of history with all the great and famous coffee drinking figures throught-out the ages....! Astig....!


In Ethiopia, coffee is still actively a part of some native tribe's ceremonial rites.... And only the women are allowed to handle the beans from roasting to the making of the brew that the waiting mens of the tribe will later on pass around themselves and enjoy.... Mga gaano kaya katagal yun bago nila matikman ang isang tasang kape....? Isang oras....? Tagal naman....!


But as the addictions escalated around the globe, so does the freedom of making your own cups anytime, anywhere, and any way you desired.... As long as you never runs-out of instant coffee in the cupboard he-he....!


Way back then, coffee was known to have some medicinal properties, but i just don't know what it is.... Maybe it's the caffeine itself or some active ingredients that you still have to extract from it....!


Unlike the tea that leaves some annoying stains (dentist's nightmare) on your teeth when being consumed excessively, nowadays instant coffee leaves no residue at all.... But it is also known to be toxic when consumed abusively....


You know that in america, a man died because he drank 250 cups of coffee all within a day....! That's insane....! I think it's called drowning....! Hindi kaya nalunod lang talaga sya sa kape kaya namatay ha-ha....!


So anyways, kung just within 249 cups lang naman ang ma-consume mo sa isang araw ay okay ka pa ha-ha....! No need to panic kasi imbis na excessive coffee drinking ang ikamatay mo ay baka atake sa puso pa....!


This topic had relaxed me a bit, so i'll go for another round of the Black Magic pa....! Today i had 5 cups of coffee only, ano kaya ang dapat na rating dun from a scale of 0 to 250 cups per day....? Anaemic drinker....?! Ha-ha....! Okay, kape na muna ako....! Babayo....!

MAY TOPAK NA NGA....!

AAAAAAAAHHHHH......!!!! Gusto kong mag-wild talaga....! Akala ko kasi ay nagka-hiatus ang CBOX ko kanina dahil nawala s'yang bigla at ayaw nang bumalik, yun pala ay na-down lang naman ang server ng internet provider ko....! Tuloy nawala lahat ng mga tags ko WHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Kung ba't naman kasi ambilis ng impulses kong ayusin kaagad without even thinking kung talaga bang corrupted s'ya....!!!! Relax ka lang peng.... May saging pa dun sa ref. ubusin mo na....! Nakoooohhh....!!!! Bubwit talaga....!!!! (don't say bad words peng okay) AAAAHHHH....!!!!

This means WAR talaga....! Sana nag-inform naman sila sa lahat ng subscribers nila....! I just need one email lang naman....! Matawagan nga sila bukas....! Kakainis talaga....!

Gun 'N Roses is back in town....!

PEPE-RAZZI

WHOAAH....! ASTIG tong scoop na to....! Blast from the past....! Para dun sa mga hard rockin' Axl Rose fan ay eto na ang pinaka-father of all ultimate rock bands....! Guns 'N Roses will be back in sydney na naman WHOOOHOOO....!

After long years of hibernation ay finally babalik sila ulit dito for their ultimate reuniting, re-grouping, head bursting, and stage slamming tour....! Astig....!

It's been 14 years now since their last visit, but notorious bad boy of rock, Axl Rose, is still likely to rock-up a tsunami when he blast his way back to Australia for Guns 'N Roses Chinese Democracy World Tour in June....

Guns 'N Roses fans are in for one hell of a ride when the eight piece slam-rock band return to Australia for the ultimate performance....

It's been two decades now since the unleashing of the singles It's So Easy and Welcome To the Jungle, the hard rock American group will return to Australia for the second time since their legendary performances in 1993.... Back then, the long-haired, bandanna clad gunners had sold-out more than 71,000 tickets to their concert at Sydney's Eastern Creek and a slamming 66,000 tickets for Melbourne's Calder Park gig....

Tickets will be going on sale on April 26, and the explosive Guns 'N Roses will begin their national tour in Perth on June 10, before heading to Adelaide, Melbourne, Brisbane and finally zeroing in at Sydney's Acer Arena on June 23.... Well, we won't be having a 100% performance by then as far as exhaustion is concern but i know that they will give their best....

Axl Rose 45, had maintained the band over the years, but sadly came the end when the original package (members line-up) turn their backs and walked away in 1993....

Guns 'N Roses classic anthems including Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Sweet Child O' Mine and Paradise City have all contributed to the group selling in excess of 90 million albums worldwide....

In 2006, Guns 'N Roses performed more than 70 concerts world wide, following the highly-anticipated release of their latest offering Chinese Democracy....

I myself is a big fan of the Guns specially Slash my favorite axe-man....

The group will begin the 2007 leg of their world tour in Japan on April 14, slamming South Africa, Brazil and of course to Australia....

Concert's venues are as follows :

06/10 - Perth - Burswood Dome

06/13 - Adelaide - Entertainment Centre

06/15 - Melbourne - Rod Laver Arena

06/20 - Brisbane - Entertainment Centre

06/23 - Sydney - Acer Arena

Well, i always envy you guys who had all the time in the world to watch all this fantastic celebrity tours ha-ha....! If it wasn't for my ever-hectic schedules and busy routines, i should've been queuing for tickets in front of the ticket-tick by now....! My job is far more important to me than concerts like this you know....! 'Coz i need MONEY....! Ha-ha-ha....! Everybody does naman ha-ha....!

Stallone's tour busted....!

PEPE-RAZZI

I'll go on a celebrity marathon this week ha-ha....! So my appeal to yous is to please bear with me and hopefully you won't get sick with all these overdose of celebrity topics ha-ha....! It just happen that i have a few celebrity entries on the queue, so i need to get rid of them first before the other entries could follow-in or else those ones were almost too late to be posted at all later on like this entry about Sly....


Well.... To start with, this one's about everyone's favorite.... Popularly recognised as John Rambo and as Rocky Balboa.... Sylvester Stallone hits sydney last February 16, friday.... This time to promote his latest sequel to the all time favorite movie "Rocky"....


I haven't forgotten to post this much earlier than today, but i just got disappointed because of the bad impressions that he had left on this previous visit of his.... So i've decided not to publish an entry about the bloke at all anymore....!

Anyways, he had his shots of australian justice already because of his offensive acts so maybe we should just let all bygones be bygone and try to write a short entry for Sly.... Just for the entry's sake na lang....


Anyways, who is this chap nga ba....? Well, he's everyone's dad's favorite, your favorite, and my favorite too....! In fact back in the 80's, i use to have a poster of him as Rambo similar to this one....! Exactly like this and even the cracks folds on the poster as if it did came from the same room, my bedroom....! Teka nga, maybe this shot was really taken from inside my bedroom after all....!


Stallone was made famous by his role as John Rambo, an ex-commando army who was hired back by his old unit to do some tough, and dangerous rescue missions and later on succeeded at the end.... In the 80's, this combat sequels were a drag to movie goers and frustrated army combat soldiers to be sana kuno....!


I remembered my uncles back then trying to decide which movie should they watch first when both the Rambo and chuck Norris's "Missing in action" was all featured on two separate channels at once in back then's black and white television set ha-ha....!


Meanwhile back in sydney, Stallone had faced a stiff fine of 22,000 Australian dollars (US$17,000) for allegedly trying to bring 48 vials of a muscle-building hormone into Australia, where it is restricted....


Prosecution documents handed to a Sydney court that day said that Stallone had marked "No" on a customs declaration card that was asking if he was bringing into Australia restricted or prohibited goods such as medicines, steroids, firearms, weapons, or any kind of illicit drugs....


Stallone and his team were held at Sydney airport for several hours after arriving on a scheduled Qantas flight.... His hotel room and the private jet which he planned to fly-out on were all been searched three days later, then he was handed a summons by custom officials to face a court trial....


Stallone at age 60, still look so stunningly younger and stronger as ever....! I'm just not sure whether this has something to do with his drug intakes and those ones that was found in his luggage at sydney airport lately.... Anyways, australian customs and the australian law had already made their points on him so the next time you setfoot back on that sand stone, (australian land) make sure that you're totally clean to avoid that same delays in the future.... I doubt it, he won't be planning of coming back for a while he-he....!


Because down here, whoever you are, however popular you'll be when you step on our turf with that filthy feet of yours, we'll cut it of your skeletal system with a whipper-snipper....! That's it, end of the story....!

Beyonce Knowles in sydney....!

PEPE-RAZZI




Can you keep up....? Beyonce Knowles in sydney na....! Just touched down moments ago at Sydney International Airport and my Pepe-razzis were right at the scene (in front of the telly he-he) and amazingly super quickiez in covering-up this scoop....! Whooohoooo....!



Wala pa'ng mga additional na news, but she's probably here to promote something.... Maybe an album, single, or another movie perhaps.... Who knows....! My Pepe-razzis of course....! One thing is sure....! She's sooooo FANTASTIC....! so you better keep up ha-ha....!


This entry will be open for extra details, just incase na meron akon masagap na naman mula sa mga Pepe-razzis ko tungkol kay Beyonce Knowles bukas.... As for now, ay mamatay muna kayo sa inggit mga baby boyz....! Ha-ha-ha he-he ho-ho-ho baby bohoyy....!!!!


To be continued ? : Maybe bohoyy he-he....!


WHOOAA....! I'm back....! And as promised ay ang karugtong ng kwentong baby bohoyy....!



A multi-platinum, multi-Grammy Award-winning pop explosive, Beyonce is a prey for a hungry mob hysteria wherever she go except the toilet ha-ha....! Her plane landed at Sydney Airport early yesterday for the first date of her Australian tour at sa Acer Arena pa pala ang venue, hmmmm....! Tamangtama, ang isang kasamahan ko sa trabaho ay manager ng Acer Computers ang husbandry nya.... Matanong nga kong may mga free staff tickets sya....



Ang nakaka-embarrass pa dito ay tatatlo lang na fans ang na-met nya dahil wala yatang kaalam-alam ang downunder tungkol sa pagdating nya ha-ha....! Alam mo Miss Knowles, palagay ko it's about time na para sibakin mo ang tulog mong promotor kasi wala naman sa tuktok ng Mt. Everest to'ng downunder para hindi maabot ng isang long distance call....! Buti pa pala mga fans ni Paris Hilton, malalakas ang pang-amoy....!



The 25-year-old singer emerged from a VIP entrance and headed straight towards the Three Amigos....! Ariba ariba ha-ha....! Don't worry Beyonce, ibig sabihin ng tatlong fans na nag-met sa you ay "we love you" from downunder.... Di ba three means, "i love you" he-he....! Palusot pa kayong mga aussies kayo grrrrrrr....!




Beyonce shots to famedom (may word ba na ganyan?) with the top selling female trio of all time na Destiny's Child, with whom she once visited Australia in 2005.... While the group has sold more than 50 million records, she has become equally successful as a model, fashion designer and a solo recording artist....



She hit the big screen with a baseball bat este a basket-full of film roles pala he-he, including her last year's Oscar award-winning movie, Dreamgirls and the ever popular and helarious na movie'ng Austin Powers ni pareng Mike Mayers.... Beyonce happily signed posters and posed for the Pepe-razzi for her three solid fans from Parramatta City....! At puro mga kapitbahay ko pa pala to sa Parramatta....! ASTIG TALAGA....!



And finally, she will perform a second Sydney show on Thursday, April 26 before hitting the road or maybe the clouds again to Brisbane, Adelaide and Melbourne for some more shows before going back to the land of the free willy.... At sana ay more than three na ang mag-aabang sa'yo sa airport.... Okay na ba sa'yo ang four....? More than three sabi mo e....!



Pakilala mo nga sa akin yang promotor mo at ng mapagpraktisan ko naman ng ORIGAMI ang mga tenga nyan....! O mga my plens, wala na akong utang ha....? Babayo....! Plok! Plok!

My ACECAD wonders....!

Have anyone been to my FUNNY CARTOON BLOG already....? If not, kindly check it out mga my plens.... If you already did, you might be wondering now how i did those cartoon characters huh....? Ha-ha-ha....!



It's quite simple actually, you just got to have the right tools suited for your expected results.... That's why i bought this ACECAD's Acecat graphic tablet about three years ago from a local computer market-fair here in sydney....



It wasn't that expensive then, maybe because it was in a fair.... I got it for AU$ 10.00, (ten australian dollars) equivalent to P 395.00 (three hundred and ninety five pesos) and it was really worth the buy actually because after three long years of service, it's still on the very top of it's performance ha-ha....!

At first i didn't know how to use it 'coz we can't really put our hands on technologies like these back in the phils without spending a bit larger sum of cash, but since it's affordable to their standards here so i grabbed one straight away ha-ha....!

With a little patience and practice i was able to get used to it in a short period of time and also got familiar with all the functions and tricks shown on the pc screen that is so straight forward.... It's as easy as writing or sketching something on your notebooks and writing pads at school....! A very handy gadget this one....!
And just recently i saw this on display at a local supermarket and bought it too.... It's not in a popular brand but it did it's job as well as the other one.... The only difference is that with this one, i don't have to look at the pc screen anymore 'coz the writing or sketching is straight onto the tablet's surface for great control of the pen....

Both have great characteristics anyway, so i don't think that one is better than the other.... And believe me they're both fantastic....! I never regret a bit buying those stuff....

But what i was really dreaming of having is this BEAUTY....! Isn't she amazing....?! She's more advanced, far more accurate, and by the look of her, i can tell that it will be great to own one of this beauty if you're into designing or drafting passions.... I wish i will have one of this .... Please, please he-he....!

Anyways, i hope that i was able to answer all the questions, tags, and emails that i've received before asking me about how i did my cartoons and what kind of tools have i used to draw them.... Please do visit My Funny Cartoons site.... It's full of cartoons ha-ha....!