Isang patak na gatas....

I can't help it, i'm a bit stuck with bizarre stories nowadays he-he....! Medyo nawili lang ng kunti dun sa mga kakaibang pangyayari....! I don't know if you've already stumbled on this one today.... It was on the breakfast radio this morning while i was in the shower and it sounds so weird to me that i've started looking for it in the web today para ilagay lang dito.... Is this a classic case of reality disconnection....? A speaker's unprepared appearance....? Or baka sabog lang sya talaga nun time na yun kaya ganun he-he....! Baka all of the above din he-he....!

Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills monday accused consumers of meat and dairy products of fueling global warming, as she launched a vegan campaign at London's famous Speaker's Corner.... Mills, who is engaged in an increasingly bitter divorce battle with the former Beatle, suggested that people could drink the milk of rats or cats, rather than milking cows.

First of all, ano kaya lasa nun....? Pangalawa, gaano ba kadaming gatas ang makukuha natin sa isang daga....?! Isang patak, kalahating patak, o wan-port sa patak....?! Aba'y napakamahal naman na gatas nun....! Ano kayang machine ang pwedeng gamitin para gatasan ang daga ano....? Citrus Press pwede kaya....? Iilan kayang daga ang makakapuno sa isang feeding bottle ni beybe, mga wantawsan rats....? Ilang beses naman kung dumede si beybe in one day....?

Naku po, at sumasakit lang ang ulo ko sa ka-calculate kung gaano kadaming mga daga at pusa ang masa-shock sa news na to....! Papayag naman kayang gatasan yung mga daga at pusa....? Anong say nyo Minggay and Bubwit....? At pagtinanong nyo ako kung anong lasa nung gatas ng pusa, sigurado akong lasang daga yun he-he....! Yuk....!

Ganito siguro talaga ang takbo ng pag-iisip ng mga Rich and Famous ano....? Basta na lang magsasalita kahit na walang solid-grounds....! Ito galing dun sa isang kasamahan ko sa trabaho, not from Pepe's big mouth to ha.... Sabi nya, " when you'are rich you can have whatever things you've wanted in life....! Good food, cars, motorbikes, clothes, furnitures, jewelries, houses, horses, boats, planes, travels, and lots and lots of girlfriends.... Later on you'll get bored having girlfriends that you will then get yourself some boyfriends too....!" Ha-ha....! Kaya ako kuntento na sa just enough lang.... At least everystep of the way ay madami pa rin akong nakikitang mga surprises na nagbibigay kulay sa life ko.... Wow life daw o he-he....!

Ano naman kaya lasa nung gatas ng butiki....? Teka, may gatas ba ang butiki....? Heh! Tama ka na nga dyan Peng....! Turn-off na muna tong utak ko bago lalo pang gumulo tong usapan natin mamya he-he....! =D