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---- Java, Jamoke, Murk, A Shot, A Shot In The Arm, or plainly Joe.... However and whatever you might want to call it.... For me it will always stay as my Puyat Juice...!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Picking-up the pieces....

I tried to clock-off as early as possible today from work because i was planing to clean-up my fish tanks after a year long stand still since i've lost few of my fish from an unexpected event.... If you'are familiar with tropical fish, you know what this topic is about....


I have three fish tanks in my apartment for about three years now, two in the living room, and one in my bedroom by the foot of my bed so i can watch it before falling asleep....


Before i went on holiday back to pinas last year they were so bright with colorful tropical fish inside, but disaster happened and i can't quite figure out what went wrong....! I should've done some thinking before leaving that time.... Hindi sana sila namatay....

I'm a lover of big tropical fresh water fish particularly the lovely DISCUS FISH ever since.... This fish when fully grown can reach up to the size of a dessert plate or platito....! I bought my first tank in 2004 from a pet shop nearby, and it was a bit expensive that time, but i've managed to spare some cash for it kasi gustong-gusto ko nga, then i bought another one from a much cheaper store....


In 2005, i went to a pet-expo just out of curiosity, then i found out that there was a discus fish competition going on down stairs so i went down there and to my delight they were selling the tanks complete with all the accessories that was being used for displays for a very cheap price....!


I bought one big tank, but the expo people told me that i have to wait until the show is finish before i can pick it up, but it was worth the buy because it's a lot more cheaper than those tanks sold in the shops....! I should've bought two instead of just one that time....

At the moment, i have three tanks in total and still planning to add one more kung hindi lang sana ako nag-iipon for a more important thing that i'm currently trying to setup in pinas....


Keeping fish is really good, as they seems to brighten-up the house with a lot of good vibes....! I've noticed that when my fish died before, parang nawalan din ng kulay ang apartment ko like bad luck just suddenly happened here, there, and just from nowhere sometimes na talagang nahirapan akong salagin ang mga ito nun....! Or maybe it was just me dahil nabuwisit nga ako dun sa naabutan ko na scene....!


Anyways, let me tell you about my fish tanks.... I probably have the biggest pair of tropical Angel Fish you'll ever see in a home aquarium....! Normally they're as big as a 2 peso coin only in pet shops, but my angels are as big as an adult person's palm ha-ha....! I think it's my tank's temperature that did the tricks, i always keep that in a constant check specially in summer time when the temperature is topping the scales....


The tank's temperature should always stay 28 degrees Celsius (oC) or about 85 degrees Fahrenheit (oF) at all time, that's my opinion kasi they're from the tropics di ba so dapat medyo mainit ang tubig na nilalanguyan nila.... But then in summer time, i have to keep a freezer-full of ice cubes to cool them down by dropping ice cubes in the tanks whenever the water temperature rises a bit higher than the required level.... By the way, those fish in the photos are the DISCUS FISH.... Ang cute nila di ba....?! Those ones are really big....! The top one is the Red Melon, center one is the Ghost Strain, and the bottom one is the Royal Blue Strain....


I have 6 lovely pairs of Discus Fish which are really expensive in pinas, even more expensive than the Arowanas i think.... Discus fish are a fantastic fish to have in your aquariums, you can compare them to a slice of fruit because of their deliciously looking brightly colored, printed body and rounded shape....


Discus fish seems to have their own personalities too, i think they also have their individual unique signature patterns of dots and stripes on their bodies.... I'm just lucky kasi affordable sila dito sa australian standard, though medyo unreasonably expensive pa rin compared to the pinas price converted to dollars....


Anyways, what happened when i was on my holiday last year devastated me so much that i've decided not to keep anymore fish.... I didn't even clean the tanks for a year, but some of the remaining fish proved to be so hardy surviving my harshness until i came back from hibernation to pick-up those broken pieces once again.... It was a tough situation for them i reckon, living in darkness for a month....


Nakalimutan ko kasing i-turn off ang mga water filters before going holiday.... The water subsided because of evaporation and the filter pumped-out water like a waterfalls kasi mababa na nga ang tubig sa tank nun....! As a result, the weight of the output water hits the water surface and splash back to the lightings causing a short circuit until nasunog na ang cable nya na mabuti na lang pala ay nakasandal sa concrete wall dahil kung hindi ay baka nasunog na rin siguro pati ang unit ko.... So in short ay walang ilaw sa loob ng tank for the whole time that i was away and the fish went on a month starvation dahil sa dilim....!


My neighbors said that there was a black-out but only in our apartment units and the circuit breakers tripped-off....! I didn't told them about the burnt wires and things cause they might complain against my fish tanks if they find out about what really happened....! Now i've learned my lessons so i check my tanks regularly now for some possible repeats of that incident and i've started cleaning and rearranging them as well....


At the moment, i'm more nervous than my pair of expectant Angel Fish ha-ha....! Sooner these breeding pair will have some fry swimming around ( babies ) and i can't hardly wait for that moment to see them swimming alongside their proud mom and dad....! Astig....!

Saturday, July 07, 2007

It's your lucky day today....!


I don't really believe in numerology, but today's one is exceptional.... Today is the 7th day, of the 7th month, in the 7th year in 2000....! Whooohooo!


The number is so favorable that a lot of events such as weddings for instance are being scheduled to tie the knot, and exchange vows specially today....


There no guarantee of a match made in heaven though, but who know which couple the lucky spell will decide to fall on to today....!


Wedding ceremonies are soaring as well, much higher than it's highest record ever in a hundred years.... Tama ba yun ha-ha! Just a guess....! Exaggerations ko lang ha-ha....!


Some expectant mothers also even agreed on a caesarean birth just for the delivery to fall in time for today's event, and that i saw on the news today not only another guess there he-he....!


If only i've realised that much earlier, i could've placed a bet on the local lottery too for tonight's draw....! Whew! I've missed-out on that one....! I could be a millionaire tomorrow sana, sayang....!


Never mind, i will have the next chance naman in lets say a hundred years time he-he...! Yes folks, the calendar only renders this kind of fortune once every 100 years that's why it's exceptional and so does the luck that it could bring....! That if you'are really lucky enough to catch it falling out of the sky he-he....! So this could be your lucky day huh....!


By the way, i've posted this entry so that the luckiness and all of these numbers will be stored in my blog forever ha-ha....! Sira, sabi mo hindi ka naniniwala sa numerology ha-ha....!

Friday, July 06, 2007

Sign Spinners....

Something caught my attention today.... Have you ever seen anything like this before....?! I doubt it, i don't think you did ha-ha....! Unless you'are living in the U.S. of course....!


I was browsing through the web today looking for something interesting to read when i accidentally found an intriguing word from one of the articles i was reading talking about kid's working in the streets of america particularly in california, it reads as " Sign Spinners "....


I was wondering what a sign spinner is and what they do, so i went to google and start searching for some images.... Still i wasn't satisfied with what i saw so i went-out to u-tube and luckily i found this video of one of those spinners.... It's awsome....!



Who would ever thought that you can do tricks like this with a sign-board ha-ha....! Ang alam ko kasi, si Jackie Chan lang gumagawa ng mga ganito na mga stunts sa movies nya....! These stunt kids must have had suffered a lot of nose breaking lip bleedin pains before stepping up to this level of skills....! Hanep....!



The main objective here is to catch as much attentions as possible with all these fantastic moves and amazing antics.... Astig di ba....?!


Though they're being banned in some areas due to motorist distraction.... New aspiring spinners are still continuously spending hours and hours of rugged and rigid tranings a day just to gain what it takes to be a professional sign spinner.... Panoorin nyo na lang ang video at talagang astig to matutuwa kayo....!


How can i describe this kind of job? SUPER WALASTIK ha-ha....! (are you considering a change of career Peng....?) Nope, thank you very much....! This is absolutely not my cup of tea he-he....!

One on one with Mr. Bender....

PEPE-RAZZI

Good news soccer fans, soccer star David beckham is going-koalas wooohooo....! The english superstar will play a one-off game in Australia with his new club Los Angeles Galaxy in november....


FFA said Beckham's galaxy would play Australian A-League side Sydney FC at Sydney Olympic Stadium on november 27, in what will be the first appearance outside North America for US Major League Soccer's star signing.


So armed with my customized Pepe-razzi Microphone, designed to lure the monkeys este the celebrities pala ay binisita natin si idol....!


If we are lucky enough today, maybe we can get some words from the man himself.... And just as i've thought, he's heading this way teka lang ha....

Pepe - Mr. Bender ( taken from "bend it like Beckham" ) excuse is me sir, sir....! My name is Pepe from Oz po...!

Mr. Bender - Hey, how's things hanging there Pepe from Oz....?

Pepe - Hanging?.... Like the da-ing? And the saging?.... Let's talk about soccer muna bago pagkain okay lang po ba sa inyo idol sir?

Mr. Bender - Sure, ikaw bahala Pepe from Oz.... Kick that ball....!

Pepe - Nakuw! At maalam rin palang kayong managalog tapos pinaikot-ikot nyo pa mga mata ko dyan kanina....! Nagpuyat pa naman ako sa kapapraktis kagabi....!

Mr. Bender - Ikaw dyan, inunahan mo naman kasi ako e....! Alangan namang pa-aawat ako sa'yo e nananalaytay yata ang inglis na sabaw sa mga kasukasuan ko....!

Pepe - Anyways Mr.Bender, ano po ba'ng technique ang gamit nyo dun sa bend it like beckham nyo na tira? Galing nyo dun a....!

Mr. Bender - A yun ba? Hindi technique tawag dun, talagang naka-chamba lang ako dun kasi wala silang makuhang mahusay na bantay kaya kahit yung duling ay pinalaro pa nila....! Tuloy, kaliwa tira ko sa kanan naman ang dive nya he-he....!

Pepe - Ganun po ba? Pero talagang po'ng HERO kayo dun sa bansa nyo, katunayan nyan ay ipinangalan pa sa'yo yung malaking wall clock ba yun sa may likod bahay ni aling Queeny....! Ano nga tawag nila dun, ah...."Big Bend" pala he-he!

Mr. Bender - Oo nga ha-ha! Ang talas ng pang-amoy mo Pepe from Oz a! Pero muntik pa nga akong masingitan dun ni Rowan Atkinson (a.k.a Mr. Bean) kaya akala ko tuloy noon ay magiging "Big Bean" ang pangalan nun....!

Pepe - Maiba nga pala ako Mr. B, tungkol dun sa paiba-ibang hair style nyo, ano ba talaga kuya kent yu meyk-ap yur brain ba....?! Tsaka ano po bang parlor ang sponsor nyo at talagang seryoso kayong masyado dun sa mga hair style ads nyo a....? Pwede po ba naming malaman?

Mr. Bender - Yun ba? Wala yun, gusto ko lang talaga na maging unique and one and only hair style ko in town, kaya lang palagi na lang ginagaya ng mga fans style ng buhok ko kaya binabago ko palagi so ngayon wala na akong maisipang style kaya pinakalbo ko na lang muna.... Ang hindi ko pa talaga nasubukan ay yung hair style ni baby spice ng spice girls, minsan susubukan ko nga yun....!

Pepe - Alam nyo Mr. B, ang hindi ko lang talaga maintindihan ay kung bakit pagkatapos na makagawa ng points ang mga players ng soccer ay itinatakip nila sa mukha ang t-shirts nila! Bakit nga ba ganun Mr. Bender sir?

Mr. Bender - Yun ang tinatawag naming sa soccer terms na B.O. check.... Normally kasi ay yayakapin ka ng ka-team mates mo after ng score so nakakahiya naman kung amoy kilikili ka during those moments di ba? Kaya check ka muna bago payakap.... Yun naman mga players na tuloy tuloy ang takbo pagkatapos ng B.O. check, yun ang mga amoy kilikili na players kaya ayaw payakap sa ka-team mates he-he!

Pepe - Ah yun pala yun....! Now i know why the carabao can't fly! Mabuti na yung clear di po ba? Para best plen tayo....!

Mr. Bender - Yung mga referees naman ay may tinatawag din na temperature check, kapag nag-foul ang isang player may pinapakita ang referee na red or yellow cards, na-noticed mo ba yun Pepe from Oz?

Pepe - Ah oo nakita ko yun madalas, ano nga pala yun Mr. B....!

Mr. Bender - Yung mga referees naglalagay ng temper meter cards o heat sensors sa kilikili at kung red and result ay ibig sabihin galit na galit sila so out ang player nyan, kung yellow naman ay medyo nagtatampo lang kaya pwede pa ulit maglaro until such time na makakuha pa sila ulit ng another yellow card which only means na double tampo na si ref kaya out side the kulambo na ang player....!

Pepe - Mr. Bender, gusto ko pa sana kayong tanungin kaya lang tinatawag yata kayo nung ale'ng Anorexic na nasa may likuran natin kanina pa....! Yun po ba si Mrs. Bender a.k.a. skinny spice este Posh Spice pala? Maspayat pala sya sa personal ano, aninag ko na skeletal system nya....! (ngatog!) Takot ako....!

Mr. Bender - Ha-ha....! A oo, medyo tumaba na nga sya ngayon.... Sabi ko kasi sa kanya magpataba sya ng kunti kasi takot ako sa butiki at sa bulate he-he....!

Pepe - Anyway Mr. B, puntahan nyo na ang beloved nyo at mukhang tagos hanggang buto na ang pangigigil sa sobrang galit sa inyo....! Good luck po sa karera ng kabayo este sa career nyo pala he-he....! Wala po bang free entry tickets dyan?

Mr. Bender - Oo nga ha-ha....! Thanks for having me in this blog-interview pala.... Can't wait to be there in sydney....! Bayaan mo padadalhan kita ng tickets kung hindi ko makalimutan he-he....! Catch you later Pepe from Oz....!

Pepe - Catch? Akala ko po ba ay soccer laro nyo, bakit bigla naging baseball na naman ngayon? Ang gulo nyo namang kausap Mr. B....! Tama na ngang tanong yan at hahaba na naman ang usapan natin mamya....! Anyways, balik na muna ako sa downunder para abangan ang laro ni Mr. Bender dun sa november....!



Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Toad Busters....!

I'm posting this topic because i find it both bizzare and funny.... I don't know if you're aware that australians had been fighting a long battle against the invasive cane toads for a long number of years now....


There has been some attempts to get rid of this harmful pest and one of those which i found so uniquely strange is now going on in Darwin.... Cane toad madness....!


By the way, cane toads are not an alien creatures from mars or outer space, it's just a humble toad same in appearance with our hawaiian toad in the phils i don't know if we are talking about the same thing here 'coz they look exactly the same....! Maybe they are the same after all he-he....! Makapagpyutirs-pyutirs nga mamya para mag-research....


Anyways, a single nanay toad can produce hundreds of thousand eggs in a single breeding season.... In short, these eggs will hatch into little baby canies ready to spread fears on anything in their path na parang grimlins nyahahaaa...!


Unlike the common toads, cane toads are harmful to native wildlifes.... It is said that the milk like liquid oozing-out through the toad's skin has a similar effect as poison when mistakably eaten by animals.... There has been some numerous attempts to rectify this problem but so far, non of which what so ever had been proven effective in lowering their numbers and keeping up with their fast breeding phase....


The funny thing was, somebody came up with a genius idea to motivate people to keep catching the pest and secure a victory platform in the middle of this battle.... That instead of facing their defeat, they came up with a way to do the toad busting the fun way....! I'd say, " pulutan " ang solusyon dyan he-he....!


Masyado ko na yata kayong binibitin dito ha-ha....! Here's the funny bit, in Darwin you can exchange this gross creatures with bag-full of freebies....! Astig....!


I think for every 2 toads, you'll have an ice cream in cone.... For 4 toads, you will receive a schooner of beer, and for every 10 toads that you can catch you can get a free ticket for a movie of your choice.... Ang galing di ba....?!


If ever pala na may chance akong pumunta sa Darwin, instead of taking with me heaps of pocket money i'll just bring a large basket na lang 'coz their currency is readily hopping all-over the place ha-ha....!


So tayo na sa Darwin, manghuli ng cane toads, humawak ng ice cream sa kaliwang kamay, beer sa kanan at manood ng TRANSFORMERS ha-ha....! Ngyakhh....! Maghugas ka nga muna ng kamay mo dun....! Yukh....!


There's something strange in your neighborhood....

Who you gonna call?

TOAD BUSTERS!!

I can't hear you!

TOAD BUSTERS!!

Louder!

AAAAAAAHHHH!!

How's that?

That's too loud!

Napakanta pa tuloy ha-ha....! Dyan na nga kayo....!

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Where are they now....?


Good weekend everyone....! Allow me to test your memory today, naalala nyo pa ba ang movie na "KARATE KID"....? If you don't, let me refresh your memory again.... Okay tumalikod ka muna at nang mabatukan kita ha-ha....! Joks onli, baka busy ka lang sa kalalakwatsa nung time na yun kaya na miss mo ng 10 dozen times din he-he....!


The movie was about a young american kid who went to japan with an old karate master friend expecting to have a good time, but instead was caught in a family feud and was being bullied by the nephew of the other family.... He found himself deeply involved in a serious trouble and was left with no other choice but to fight and defend himself and his new found friends.... Ganyan lang kaikli yun he-he....! Just a summary only of course, but in the real movie you'll find yourself getting carried away, sinking, drifting, and being washed-off by each and every scene.... It was quite an explosive movie that time....

It all happened when just recently i stumbled upon an article about the japanese main girl character in that movie, and i found out that she is half filipino pala....! How come i didn't know that....?! I've seen that movie over and over for maybe about 10 dozen times but never had i stumbled on any print, television, or radio media ads saying that the girl pala in that movie na kahit bata pa ako nun ay naging crush ko pa yata ay half pinoy pala....! Anyways, that was long time ago and that only proved that i was destined to be a real astig pala ha-ha....!


The girls name is Tamlyn Tomita, daughter to a japanese father and a filipino mother.... I just wonder where those people are now and what are they being busy about in the present time....? That includes also the karate kid himself, Ralph Macchio.... While Pat Morita, Karate Kid's Mr. Miyagi, died at the age of 73 in November of 2005....


Mga kamote sa kukote lang to na gusto ko lang i-share, just curious lang about those celebrities that had suddenly vanished from the limelight.... Or were they....? Probably it was just due to a limited feed of television programs, shows, and movies shown in pinas from out side sources before that we've missed to keep-up with them.... I've also inserted here some of their photos before and the present ones....
----Tamlyn Tomita
-----------------(a.k.a 'Kumiko')


Birthdate: Jan. 27, 1966
Place of Birth: Okinawa, Japan
Weight: ??
Height: 5 ft 2
Ethnicity: Japanese, part Filipino
Languages spoken: English, Japanese?
Education: ??
Lives in: Northridge, CA
Habits: Smokes Cigarettes (Marlboro Lights are her favorite brand)
Films She Has Appeared In: The Karate Kid Part II (1986), Hawaiian Dream, Orange Curtain, Vietnam Texas (1990), Come See the Paradise (1990), The Joy Luck Club (1993), Picture Bride (1994), Four Rooms (1995)
TV Shows She Has Appeared In: Tour of Duty, Sisters (1995), Highlander "The Samurai" (1996), Vanishing Son II, IV (1994), Babylon 5 "The Gathering" (Pilot Episode) (1993), Livin' Single, Time Trax, Quantum Leap, To Heal the Nation (1988 TV Movie), Chicago Hope (1996), The Burning Zone (1996)
-----Ralph Macchio
----(a.k.a. Daniel 'San' LaRusso)

Birth Name: Ralph George Macchio
Birthdate: Nov. 04,1961
Weight: ??
Height: 5 ft 9
Place of Birth: Huntington, Long Island, New York, USA
Ethnicity: American, part Italian
Occupation: Actor
Nationality: American
Wife: Phyllis Fierro
Daughter: Julia
Son: Daniel
High School: Dix Hills High School (1979)
Television: Eight Is Enough
Filmography As Actor: Beer League (15-Sep-2006), A Good Night to Die (3-May-2003), Can't Be Heaven (5-Dec-2000), Naked in New York (1993), My Cousin Vinny (13-Mar-1992), The Karate Kid Part III (30-Jun-1989), Distant Thunder (11-Nov-1988), The Karate Kid Part II (19-Jun-1986), Crossroads (14-Mar-1986), The Three Wishes of Billy Grier (1-Nov-1984), Teachers (5-Oct-1984), The Karate Kid (22-Jun-1984), The Outsiders (25-Mar-1983) Up the Academy (1980)


By the way, check-out Macchio's age and compair it to the date of the karate kid's screening.... Have you noticed that during that time when he was portraying a 16 or 17 years old kid, he was actually between 24 - 25 years old already....! Unbeliebaboy....!


Masyado yatang napahaba ang entry na to a ha-ha....! Anyways, this is another category na naman so i hope in the future na may maisipan na naman akong mga lost celebrity topics para naman may maidagdag ako rito.... That's it....! Again, it's wonderful to be back blogging again....! =D



Pepe in the spotlight....

I was tagged by Redlan ages ago ha-ha....! This is a sooo late response, but better be late than never di ba....? It's called, “ In The Spotlight ” by Christy of Christy’s Coffee Break. The meme contains 12 questions and a blogger may answer all of them, or just pick the ones they like. For the complete rules and list of questions, please visit Christy’s site from the link above.... Here it goes....!


What makes your blog unique? Well, i don't find my blog UNIQUE at all, but i'm doing all my best to make it less offensive and more interesting.... That's it, i think my blog is not unique but INTERESTING ha-ha....! Anyways, let's leave that part to the readers to judge.... I don't even think that it's right to lift my own chair here ha-ha....! Kayo na lang ang bahalang humusga para dyan....!


Is this your first meme? I've lost counts on that ha-ha....! Can't remember how many, but if you'll give me a minute i can check my records for you.... There's only a couple times i guess....! One thing for sure, i enjoy responding to all of them....!


When did you start blogging? I started blogging less than a year ago just last December 2006.... There was a blog that i accidentally found on the web and since that i was frequently visiting the site and read and laughted at all the super kwela entries.... I find that blogger a so natural writer, she's a genius i reckon she is....! That prompted me to start my own too in the end.... It's fun....!


What do you hope to accomplish with your blog? I have no precise goals at all, i just find peace of mind whenever i'm opening my blog and updating or checking it at times.... It's more like a home to me that's all.... At the moment, i'm getting closer to my number 100 entry whooohooo....! There will be a party....!


What are your feelings on the "blog popularity" issue? Competition is a stress in itself.... As i've stated above, this is my peaceful home and i'll do all my best to keep it as accommodating as ever towards my readers and friends and that's all that matters to me.... No popularity issues worries me at all....


What's your favorite childhood memory? Well, it's always been the scene of a complete togetherness.... I missed those times spent with my brothers and sister as a child.... Now we'are scattered everywhere around the globe working and minding our own lives.... We seldom see or contact each other now either.... Nakakalungkot lang isipin all those memories printed in the past....


If you were stranded on a deserted island what three things would you want to have with you? That would be fun for me, survival is my favorite game....! Just give me a knife, fresh water and a genie in the lamp for the other three more wishes ha-ha....!


Are you a spiritual person? That's one of those things that i don't want to measure or discuss.... I can only tell you that i have a firm root system under my feet, a sturdy trunk, dense green leaves, bountiful sweet fruits, and plenty of flexible branches at the top that's all....! =D


What is the weirdest thing that had ever happened to you? So far i couldn't think of any weird experiences at all.... How can we describe WEIRD anyway, something uncanny or supernatural perhaps....? I think weird is the opposite side of life's wonder, as in possitive and negative terms.... We tend to make wrong judgements not once but many times in our lives, so much so that it worries us most of the time in any ways.... So i think life itself with it's daily riddles is weird enough to qualify.... Yes weird things happens to me everyday ha-ha....!


What is your worst quality? Some friends said that mapagtanim daw ako ng galit... That i tend to keep a grudge most of the time.... My answer to that is not a grudge but i'm only a fast learner.... I don't want to fall on the same spot that had cut my knees and elbows once, so i learned how to avoid it the next time.... I behave like a mirror, what you place in front of me is what you can see in the reflection.... Worthy friends enjoys my company like a bowl of honey....! I hate unfair and ridiculous people that's all....!


Who do you want to be tagged? I know i want to tag some friends but let me think about that for a while he-he....! I just got back from hiding so i'm a bit disorientated at the moment....! By the way, thanks to Redlan for tagging me....! =D